No cricket on Australia Day.

Pretty sure that ain't real cricket.

Rod Marsh.

Jim05 wrote:

bennymacca wrote:

gadj1976 wrote:Shane Warne

Every week I'll keep posting the same thing.

Number 1 all time greatest human. Well number 2
Now that my lad is born

Great player, flog of a person

Warnie is a dickhead, end of story.

Spargo wrote:

Grenville wrote:Proving the missus right about an old pair of jeans she said I should've chucked out ages ago by splitting the arse out of em at the zoo today.

Monkey's arse?

Lucky I don't go commando or people would've been treated to something looking like a capybara trying to escape a pair of Levis.

bennymacca wrote:jesus, how do people still watch the footy show.

decided i would choose it instead of channel v to have on in the background, and it is terrible. (besides the pokemon go segment i mentioned earlier)

It's was garbage, haven't watched it for over 15 years. I assume I haven't missed much.

You could have two functions, a 'proper' one for the family, and another more 'relaxed' affair for friends and well-wishers. Double the fun! Sure, double the hangovers I hear you say, but as John Stuart Mill famously said, 'to make an omelette you have to break some eggs.'

Did he say that before ...

Having a trifecta on the cup today and getting 2nd,3rd,4th,5th and 6th. A fool and his money were soon parted.

F***wits letting off fireworks in their backyard. Just don't come knocking on my door asking for help when one blows your f***ing hand off you wankers.

Burning the f**k out of my balls!

Currently in the waiting room to get 'the chop' was told I needed to be 'hairless' so used this hair removal cream and Jesus I have never had anything burn like it is right now!

Still hoping to play footy tomorrow, getting mixed reports if I'll be able to or ...

I had it done under a general, I told the Doc and nurse what happened with the hair removal cream and they both started pissing themselves laughing the nurse actually had a tear with laughter. I then got the old chicko roll and 2 dim sims out there laughter soon stopped when they soon how red it ...

Had a local myself, in and out in about 45 minutes. Having needles in your balls is something you don't forget in a hurry.


I was surprised I was in and out 35 minutes and yep it's real weird watching the needles go in. At least the local stopped my balls burning

Always look on the bright side ...

Crownbet mate[/quote]
Umm yeah I will take more notice and rank accordingly. I can't recall her off the top of my head.[/quote]
I can imagine her on top of mine...[/quote]

Gamble responsibly.

Failed Creation wrote:

Grenville wrote:
Mosaic porn.

Rule #34, my friend.

I must confess I just googled that to find out what you were on about. But yes, indeed.

Lets be honest...keys in the ignition and unlocked, or locked up like fort knox, a VB-VL commodore is always going to get stolen if they want to steal it

I had a VC for about 2 years that I could start with a 10c piece.

Used to have a forklift at work that could be started with a pen lid. When ...

Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.

Lightning McQueen wrote:Most of the letters on my keyboard have disappeared, it makes typing interesting.

I gather I use the letter "I" the most, T, Y, N, H, S,E, R, U, M, C & L must get a fair run too.

CNUT

I work with 5 females in my area, when I have deemed they have being prattling on for long enough I literally tell them they've been making my ears bleed for long enough and to shut the f**k up. The odd Macbeth reference gets dropped as well. They take it with a grain of salt but they go back to ...

Got all wired up for a sleep test last night, anyone else had to do one of these? I'm not sure how people are expected to sleep with all the wires from arsehole to breakfast. Matchsticks in the eyelids today hence zero work getting done with commensurate F***'s given.

Had one done a few weeks ...

Looks like Fox underestimated the amount of cricket starved fans, its back on! TDK must have beaten me to compling a scathing email regarding a dedicated cricket channel with no live cricket [emoji6] Haha! Nah nothing like that, I was only whinging to my mates about it last night and then to my mum ...