Don't worry you turn it into veal.





har har har

Can't understand a w wo word he said.

Only reason she has her own show is because he is a rug muncher, has no actual talent.

******* CARS THAT ******* BREAK DOWN IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER CAUSING SQUIDS TO WAIT IN THE ******* HEAT FOR THE RAA THEN THE TOW TRUCK CARS CAN GO AND GET ****** AND SO CAN THE SUN

People that leave trolleys in car park spaces should be shot.

Cyclists who ride on foot paths. Footpaths are meant for people to walk on and for those in prams and wheelchairs. If you say anything about riding where they should, they have a go at you for saying anything in the first place. If they don't want to get hit by cars then don't ride bikes, just walk ...

Cider is bloody awful

Schapelle Corby being released. Should be dead right now ******* bogan druggy.

Fires they can just **** off

People that confuse English and grammar.

5c coins

Accidentally ate a black jelly bean ffs I want to die.

Gozu wrote:Feral neighbours.

It always amazes me some of the people that are allowed to exist in society.

Location: Lizbef

RustyCage wrote:I'd get fired if I used the kids pisser

whoops I meant to say you can't use

Lisa's new house catastrophe number 56359395:

Massive puddle of water found at back of house - so much that it's soaked into retaining walls.

Checked the neighbours back yard as I thought it was coming from there. Nope.

I don't even know where to start.

I hate this house. I truly, truly hate ...

I'd suggest the number of obese people with a legitimate disability would be very low, all you have to do is look at people shopping trolleys and its pretty obvious they just eat junk 24/7.

I am the best poster on here.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?








A rip off