Shame that she uses a spade to apply her make-up...

Maybe some of these "obese" members of our community have a genuine disability which allows them to use these parks.
Not all disabilities are visible. (Safooty is a prime example)
Yes that's a big possibility and fair enough but I just think people need to remember being fat is not a disability ...

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Happy to see I got a mention.

Yakshemas comrade Putin

I've started just BPaying weekly money into the electricity and gas accounts. Softens the quarterly blow.


ditto, fortnightly B-payments quite often mean I don't actually have a bill to pay when it comes in.

Why would you give them your money before they require it. Why not put it aside in your ...

To lol or not to lol? That is the question.

The lol that was heard around the world.

Until you've played test cricket, you can't be taken seriously.

smac wrote:Good thing too, imagine how bunchy those knickers would be if it did exist.

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Bunchier than Pseudo's cluster of haemorrhoids.

HH3 wrote:

Wedgie wrote:

HH3 wrote:Was it because of the blackout?

Racist!

*blacks out...


(waiting for Q to lecture me about racism now)

I will ******* wreck u m8

Meanwhile at Collingwood, we chant "Coooooooooooooooooooooollingwooooooooooooood".

It took several brainstorming sessions to come up with that one.

F*** HJs.

Gimme Nordburger or Burger Foundry any day of the week. Quality burgers and great customer service.

Tex Walker wouldn't have looked out of place on that Street Talk segment...

bennymacca wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

There is no God.

unless it was their first album, which is insanely good.

That's nice, what music does your husband listen to?

Haha, I do that to my wife all the time

Three days after having 3 wisdom teeth removed I'm swollen like nobody's business. Getting called Quagmire hy family and friends. Got the whole week written off as sick leave and while living on Nurofen and Forte I can't see myself making the most of having Cup Day AND the day after off.

Shit ...

Yeah, sometimes you gotta look after #1. This is one of those times.

seeing the footage this morning of the old bloke getting king hit by a low life scum. Makes my blood boil

I fantasised about all the things I could get away with doing to those two if I caught them in the act. I bet I could have kicked the walking stick two feet up that bitch's kunt and nobody ...

I think his country's homicide rate speaks for itself.

'mericans gonna 'murica

valleys07 wrote:This Facebook privacy message doing the rounds.

Its a ****ing hoax- stop flooding my ****ing newsfeed with your stupidity.

/rant.

What do you expect? Most people are stupid and they congregate on Facebook.

Spargo wrote:Some arsehole pinching my Mum & Dad's Australian flag from out the front of their place.

Straya ****