amber_fluid wrote:

Booney wrote:Well, if you don't think the penalty is adequate please, contact the club and tell them.

I tried but the lines are engaged.
Probably all those nuffies you mentioned trying to all get through at once!

You said it.

Would be interesting to hear the thoughts of @The Big Shrek.

Mental health is thrown around too much today. Every other person has mental health issues and should no longer be able to be used as a defense against crime.

The person who replies to a topic late just when you hope/think others have moved on.

Not really a case of someone trying to cash in when the police saw him , talked to him right there and walked away with him. The guy he pushed doesn't appear to do anything.
Correct. It's a criminal matter so there's no cash payouts available.

Booney

He's fallen over in the aisles at Coles ...

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We had a celebrant come over the other day and was going through her spiel and she asked the missus "Is that how you want it?"
"Yes" was the reply.
The celebrant then asked me the same question.
"I want whatever Kelly wants me to want" was my response.

Thought I'd take the safe ...

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Whats the worst sport???

Soccer by the length of the straight.

that the driver of that stolen ute who killed the lady at the end of the expressway gets **** all, plus he told the coppers he would get away with it, how ******* right that **** was

that the driver of that stolen ute who killed the lady at the end of the expressway gets **** all, plus he told the coppers he would get away with it, how ******* right that **** was
Agreed mate. Doesn't get his name released and spends the next 10 months in a Youth Training Centre.
But he had a ...

Having our daily planning meeting which I hate attending at the best of times, I look across the table and one manager is messing about on his phone, another one is munging away on his chicken and rice with his mouth open, I did my best for a while.

I hate, absolutely hate when people ring me and ...

Q. wrote:I found out quickly that single chicks love a divorced bloke. Can thoroughly recommend.

You'd find a divorced bloke would love a single chick also

My son getting the cast off of his arm on Tuesday after breaking it 7 weeks ago, and then falling over at school in an inocuous incident and it looks like he has done it again...

I'm not sh1tty that he might have broken his arm, but I feel more for the poor kid that he most likely won't be able ...

Burning the f**k out of my balls!

Currently in the waiting room to get 'the chop' was told I needed to be 'hairless' so used this hair removal cream and Jesus I have never had anything burn like it is right now!

Still hoping to play footy tomorrow, getting mixed reports if I'll be able to or ...

Bombers beating the Crows will cheer me up!

Burger Rings or STFU

HH3 wrote:Pringles have to be up there as well.

And Toobs

Wedgie wrote:When my table of two at the local pub quiz night beats a table of 6 but they get a prize for coming last.
10/10 for general knowledge and 10/10 for sports.

So are you saying you came 2nd last lol?

Anxiety hitting me like a freight train.

Had an issue about 2 months ago that dissipated after a couple of days.

This current one is in it's fifth day and doing my head in.

I have never really been effected to this level before.

Also, I'm not one to seek help, so even writing this is a big deal ...

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.
Look like 3 males.
Well atleast their will be another male in the house.
I have two daughters and a girl dog.
This my only defence in my thought processing:
http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2016/10/26/I-M-NO-BIRD ...

Dutchy wrote:

Brodlach wrote:
Ducks-too stupid to do anything

No they are great dead, and on my plate, preferably BBQ'd or Roasted with asian sauces

...with peas & corn

yeah just found that out, had my vent so i feel better