Spargo wrote:

Grenville wrote:Proving the missus right about an old pair of jeans she said I should've chucked out ages ago by splitting the arse out of em at the zoo today.

Monkey's arse?

Lucky I don't go commando or people would've been treated to something looking like a capybara trying to escape a pair of Levis.

shoe boy wrote:George Pell and his institution!!! f-----g disgrace.

True. If only these were around fifty years ago...

Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away

Having our daily planning meeting which I hate attending at the best of times, I look across the table and one manager is messing about on his phone, another one is munging away on his chicken and rice with his mouth open, I did my best for a while.

I hate, absolutely hate when people ring me and ...

Failed creations gifs he uses as his avatars. find them amusing

John Cleese weighs in on the outcome of the US election.

http://cogink.com/cleese/

England cricketer Ben Stokes



Beeker from Muppets

The first stat at the top was broken today, with Glenelg winning by 55 points and the scoring shots at 23 apiece.

Had work show at a local hotel on Saturday night where there was FREE BEER!

By the end of the night, it was FREE DOUBLE JAMESONS! Ouch.

Am going to the races on Wednesday arvo and I will be the recipient of FREE BEER & WINE! Gotta love being part of The Bung Fritz Appreciation Society of South ...

If the average person went on public transport, ranting and shouting at passengers, they would be ejected from the bus/train.

If the average person on their own, started yelling in Rundle Mall and accosting people, they would be warned and arrested if they didn't cease.

Quite why this group is ...

One of our cats going through some serious shit.

He's currently having a stay at the Vet getting his whole urinary system flushed. He's been hours away from death twice since Monday.

If we couldn't have come up with $3000 he would of been put down yesterday.

People joke about men with cats, but ...

Exactly. Each to their own, i had such a blast and got to meet so many different women from different ages. Was great for the confidence!
I know 6 trips to Thailand helped me heaps too!
Settled down now, it was good to get that out of my system though, it was more fun than my teenage years, older ...

Is it still a sensitive issue?

When is a thief not a thief?

I don't think that helps one bit. They just needed to change the procedure of how it's used. Don't assume no spot means no edge and if the technology proves inconclusive don't take a challenge away.

I think ideally you make all bats have some sort of coating that helps show edges up. They say the ...

Adelaide "Crowval" does it for me. Whoever made that up should be hung, drawn and quartered.

Congratulations beenreal, I honestly can say I think that last line is the best troll I've ever seen on this site and you've beaten some high quality opposition too!

Far from being a troll, I hope and believe that beenreal is completely genuine in his delusions.

Getting massacred in AFL grand finals better than everyone else; digging deep financial holes and needing help to crawl out of them better than everyone else; running down the team and the comp that ...

So its the Cocks v Cockheads in Round 1