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by Jimmy_041
Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:50 pm
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Re: HFL Division 1 (Central)

LaughingKookaburra wrote:
cracka wrote:
Bluedemon wrote:
Bluedemon wrote:I see Call of the Wild are no longer commentating the games. Who is going to be taken this over in 2025?


I have been told who is doing the broadcasting

Can you enlighten us then, please


SA Footballer.
by Jimmy_041
Mon May 09, 2016 12:55 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

LGA tells councils to order candidates to take down illegal election signs



http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger ... a0ac6af567
by Jimmy_041
Tue May 17, 2016 3:42 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:If any pollie thinks a manufactured mug shot is going to get my vote across the line they are grossly insulting my intelligence.

I can be bribed, for sure, but a happy snap doesn't cut it for me. :lol:


I still like the "Stiffler's Mum" graffiti - cant remember her name though


Found it:
by Jimmy_041
Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:09 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You ...
by Jimmy_041
Mon May 31, 2021 3:16 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Mad gronk gets on FB every time Port wins and says "That's a good thing"
by Jimmy_041
Sun Jun 27, 2021 11:58 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Yesterday in C1, I saw a smartar$e kid cop a yellow for giving the umpire some advice about reading the rule book.
He came back for some more and was then given a red and sent off
The umpire? Greg von Einem
by Jimmy_041
Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:06 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

shoe boy wrote:Watching The Euro Soccer and diving in the box still a skill!!


Finally found something we agree on
Still a blight on the game
England were very lucky to get that penalty
Ridiculous that the VAR allowed it
by Jimmy_041
Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:34 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Get to Cape Jervis at 11 for 12 noon ferry to KI, only to be told it's cancelled and they can't get us over this week.

Full refund, thanks.

Keep an eye on your bank, will be back in a week or two.


FFS. Was going to over for a weekend when I got the Wildtrak.

$600 just in ferry fees can get ...
by Jimmy_041
Fri Oct 08, 2021 1:14 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Parents who ring and want to buy insurance for their kids

Me: how old is your kid
Them: oh 27...


A) law says we can't do it
B) if your child is old enough to own a car, they should be able to do this themselves - and then they say "oh but they work/go to school etc... Honey - we all work, it's ...
by Jimmy_041
Fri Oct 08, 2021 2:16 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

or people's PAs when you ask to speak with someone

Hello..... its Jimmy_041 May I please speak with..............
Sure........ can I tell him what its about?
I'm his vet - his dog just died. Do you want to tell him or me?
Put straight through..........
by Jimmy_041
Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:01 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Never used an Uber and never will

Can I ask the obvious question? Why?

Personally I won't be ripped off by a taxi ever again. Uber it is for me.

I've had the odd problem with Uber drivers but Uber have always fixed them without further question.
Probably because it has to be a real "pi$$ed ...
by Jimmy_041
Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:25 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.


Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!


LQ on the way home

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by Jimmy_041
Tue Jan 11, 2022 1:10 pm
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2022...…...only 10 days in but its fair to say the ball hasn't bounced our way on a few different fronts. Hopefully the year can only get better. Sometimes you just got to get through the shit.
Mate, I'm hearing you.

This has been the darkest start I've had to new year for as long as I remember ...
by Jimmy_041
Tue Jan 11, 2022 2:00 pm
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Keep your chin up: both of you
Life has its ups and downs.
I dont dwell on the bad $hit - just move on and enjoy the good $hit for as long as it lasts
Then get on here and rev a few people up - that always makes my day happier (although it might be same said bad $hit for some others)
Mrs Jimmy's ...
by Jimmy_041
Thu Mar 10, 2022 7:19 pm
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locky801 wrote:International this day, International that day, have a bloody international day for everything :roll:

how about lets just have an international normal day ;)


Let's not complain just yet.
S&B Day on 14th March :P
by Jimmy_041
Sun Apr 10, 2022 3:10 pm
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AFLW players referring to it as the “elite level”
by Jimmy_041
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:18 pm
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The Bedge wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:I'll tell our C Grade in C1 to start calling themselves elite

Nah, they're elitists.. slightly different. 8)


That's very good Bedgey =D>

You are an elite troller (unlike me)
by Jimmy_041
Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:13 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.

I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper ...
by Jimmy_041
Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:01 pm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

My 82yr old mum fell at home yesterday afternoon (lives alone) and rang me to help her up. Took her 30min to crawl to her phone 10 metres away...sore hip was the complaint.
I got there at 5.15pm, and even though she didn't make a fuss and just wanted to be helped up, I rang 000 anyway I didn't want ...
by Jimmy_041
Tue Nov 22, 2022 1:23 am
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Warner playing the victim card

The c*** is a cheat