I know Im an old bastard, but anytime I hear the term "influencer" I f***ing cringe and stop reading/watching whatever form of media it is they're being mentioned on.

HTF some young chick/dude already with a face full of Botox gets such a large following has got me buggered.

Rant over.

Jimmy_041 wrote:Office 365 Excel update

Create a table in July

Shift and highlight August to June workbooks

Copy table and paste into August for the highlighted 11 months workbooks

Only 4 random months show the table..................

Obviously I didn't want the table in the other months

You're useless

My cricket shirt not turning up on Friday @The Bedge

All my children put their dirty clothes in the dirty clothes basket, put the washing on when there was a load, hung it out, took it down, folded and put away whoever's clothes were in the wash and ironed what needed ironing.

Might also add that there rooms could have been filmed for Better Homes ...

am Bays wrote:

Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..

Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.

Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.

And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"

WED = pure shit.

Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.

Thanks for the lack of support fella's, there's nothing more comforting in knowing that when I'm down I can always rely on you bunch to sink the boots in.

I wouldn't have it any other way

am Bays wrote:No West End Draught stubbies at all in Whyalla, had to buy cans

Hoping to find two cartons in Adelaide to take back to Darwin.

Try an Aussie beer mate, much better than that jap crap.

Waking up around 4am to something sticking to my back, somehow I had gone to sleep and there were two Lindt chocolates on my bed.

Needless to say they had squashed and smeared over my quilt, sheets and even got through to the protector, 4:15am I am scrubbing it all for a quick soak then a wash ...

Just shave more than once. Sorted.

Let him finish first...

Jimmy_041 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Spargo wrote:Cash is king.

I wonder what the drug dealers will do once we have a cashless society?

Cash is no good anymore unless under $10k

I tried to deposit $14k in the bank and they wanted to know where I got it from

Ash tray in the Rolls?

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Marshall should have taken on The Shopranos

Couldn't even convince the people in his team to back him let alone anyone else.

An industry I know very well (not me or my family) , worker is paid $30.31 for her hours Monday to Friday and has the extra responsibility that comes with being a full time worker during the week; 22 year old Uni student (can only work weekends due to Uni) who just does the bare minimum is on $62.58 ...

All this because amber forgot to gets the chops his Mrs told him to get on Sunday.

MW wrote:
I've literally never heard anyone say I'm grilling my protein.

I wonder if that's the line Jeff Dahmer used.

In perth a couple of weeks back we returned the hire car and there was a small crack in the windscreen (the bottom bit near the bonnet), we didnt notice it when we picked it up and didn't realise it was there until they pointed it out. We have now been hit with the repair of $340 & excess of $400 ...

The lad works with a family friend who goes through employees at a ridiculous rate, he laid my son off a few months ago and then after a couple of weeks I confronted him about it, he apologized, admitted that he was too harsh and then put him back on.

The dude has constant relationship issues and ...

amber_fluid wrote:
The builders are saying rising costs are killing them but surely that’s passed onto the customer?

I'm think a lot of them locked in prices when they were giving money away and its f***ed them.

My shit gives me the shits.

This morning I attempted to collect a stool sample for the bowel cancer screening kit which periodically appears in the letterbox of us old farts. For you youngsters out there, this involves putting a sheet of paper (supplied in the kit) in the dunny bowl, crapping on ...