Recently I indicated while travelling next to another car, slowed down to 50 to let the other car get ahead, and then shifted lanes in behind him.

The other driver began making finger gestures, then changed lanes and let me pass so he could hurl a gobful of abuse at me through his open window ...

Christmas.

Shopping.

Crowds.

Footy Chick wrote:Yes, I'm already delayed by about 6 months for one reason or another...

My missus was delayed for a few months once or twice, and now I have two kids...

RustyCage wrote:Schools that think it's ok to just have one single male toilet for bout 15 male staff. Men shouldn't line up for a toilet!

Go to the women's.

Be sure to leave the seat up.

Fatties should indeed qualify for special parking.

However unlike disabled parking, their parks should be as far away from the shop entrance as possible. Force a little bit of incidental exercise into 'em I say...

Channel ten's winter oympics coverage.

Watching the curling bronze medal game tonight. Channel ten missed the first few stones of every end in order to present a full complement of adverts. This I can understand. What I cannot understand is why they would then cut away to another full set of ads ...

Self-assembly flat pack furniture.

"Assembly time two hours", said the instructions.

Two hours my hairy white arsehole.

Started around 11 AM. Took a half hour break for lunch, and the same for dinner, and a tea break at some point. Ended up giving the final twist of the allen key at 9 PM.

I'm ...

The missus getting a $46 parking fine at ttp for being their over 5 hours, claims she didn't see any signs, is this new? Haven't been up that way for a couple of years.

She then tells me that her apprentice got a similar fine at the Elizabeth shopping centre only last week.
$46 is nothng compared ...

You can change religion, you can't change race.
Anyone can become a Jew, not anyone can become negro from Caucasian.

Oh, I don't know about that .... it's been done the other way:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GSVEkvCvbf4/UO2YUl_dfAI/AAAAAAAAGxc/TirQcXYO1F8/s320/michael-jackson&#46 ...

When I was 17, I had a 11pm curfew, midnight if it was a special occasion.
"Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and ...

dedja wrote:I was out at all hours when I was 17, but that was a couple of gazillion years ago. Can't say that I was out stabbing people though.

... except in the horizontal position?

Footy Chick wrote:Sooooooooo...

DId someone wake up on the right side of the bed this morning?

Not only did I get up on the right side, I managed to not break any slats while I did it...

smac wrote:If you can't cook it or flush it, it shouldn't have been a pet.

But the wife's too big to flush, and she wouldn't be tender enough to eat...

RustyCage wrote:Tailgaters. Main North Road is terrible for it

Also a terrible road for arseholes who speed past you on the left hand side and cut in front rather than merge behind.

Meeting a Sturt fan at a wedding, get talking about footy, admitting to being on safooty, and he asks "are you @dedja ?"

FFS....

P.S. g'day Phil

Booney wrote:Today. **** today.

So you're more of a Sunrise fan?

Tricksy Jehovah's Witnesses.

Two weeks ago the J-Hos came around. I was caught by surprise so I heard them out and took their brochure. They asked if I was ever home on a Wednesday so they could come back and talk to me. I said 'Not really - occasionally, I guess.' So today I get a knock on the ...

Is there something wrong with the quote function on the forum or are people increasingly bad at using it? Thread after thread of unreadable posts due to posts ending with /quote] and not knowing where the new and old posts are

the forum software only allows a certain amount of quotes to be ...

Teaching at uni level...In English, many of them can't spell and have no concept of how to structure an essay,

When I was in 3rd year of a computer science major there were folks in my classes who didn't know how to program. The next year I scored a gig doing first-year tutorials. There were ...

There are just too many games to choose from with the C64....the Olympics generally killed the joysticks

I set up my own makeshift cockpit for the driving games in particular Scalextrix by getting an old quilt which ran over the top of the monitor and myself to block out any unwanted, unnecessary ...