Im just waiting for the moment I can tell these lovely people that Im taking a month off and they have to do their own jobs while Im gone
Who will you employ to do your "at work" sa footy posting whilst on holidays - they'd have their work cut out for them

I'll just give them a few pointers ...

Missing very important phone calls on a Friday arvo, and having to wait til Monday to call them back

The Sleeping Giant wrote:

scoob wrote:youse all take it way to serious

Can you believe 2 posters have corrected me? *shakes head in bewilderment*

*Questions end with question marks.

I give way to anyone who's front bumper is in front of mine.

Isn't that the rule?

The thing that shits me the most is not getting a wave when I let people in. Thats when I start yelling "Where's my **** wave ****?!?"

It doesnt take much to let off the accelerator for a couple of seconds to open that space up for them.

Common courtesy.

If you're in that much of a rush you can't let someone in, you should have left home earlier.

Dogwatcher wrote:One thing that grinds my gears are the people who sit in the right hand lane because they have to turn right 10 kays down the road.

So you want them to wait til they're closer, and hope someone will let them in so they can change lanes?

PS. Agree with everything Psyb said.

Arrogant cockheads give me the shits

All these "epic rants" taking the top story spot on news websites nearly every day. Usually restaurant things like notes on tips or online reviews that result in them going "viral". Firstly, anyone who gives a **** about this stuff should get a hobby. And secondly, Im pretty confident 99.9% of these ...

I was telling a mate last night how they should just tell Rowey and Bone not to come back. The shows more about sport, instead of two dickheads arguing, even though most of the time they're both saying the same thing.

Bone will agree with everything someone on the phone says, and then once they're ...

Or a "Show us ya pussy" thread....

When I turned 13, they became almost constant.

I had a beauty yesterday. A friend of the missus's wrote "Let the house hunting begin...." on Facebook. I was the first to comment with "You're gonna need a big arse gun"...

Oh how we laughed

**** **** shit


nope...theres still rules.

Johno6 wrote:

Squids wrote:Seems like neither of you have stumbled upon that side of the internet

if you ask my work employer he will tell you I have completed the internet.

im waiting for the sequel to come out.

The Internet II - **** Harder

Q. wrote:sport
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noun
1.
an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

Anything with judges is only decided based on personal opinions. Thats not a sport, its a popularity contest.

**** head customers that ring up first thing in the morning swearing at me about something I have nothing to do with and no knowledge of.

Turns out the problem is his own fault, and we've already bent over backwards for the ****.

Pretty close to telling him to go **** himself.

This is after ...

the boss at work (not my fiancés dad)
everytime he comes into work he enters the door just near me, but never ever says hello or good morning.
its like he tries to sneak in.

ignorant ****

Im the type of guy that yells out "GOOD EVENING!" if somebody gets here 1 minute after they should. That ...

When you tell a customer you're shutting at 3.30pm at 2pm....conversation ends. They call back at 3pm, say they're at Glen Osmond Rd (Im at Regency Park), and say they're on their way....now I have to wait around for them while everyone else gets to go home early.

Footy Chick wrote:Next time I'm at the pool I'll be sure to throw confetti on you and shout "Hurrah!" just to make you feel better

Shouldn't you be working! This is your busiest day of the year for crying out loud!

People ragging on Elizabeth because the Royals are going there. I ******* HATE people that think they're above other people, and I'd rather spend time with Elizabethans than arrogant dickheads. Just because people don't have as much money as some, doesn't make them bad people.

If the shoe was on ...

Booney wrote:

Phantom Gossiper wrote:@Booney having beers at work on a Friday already

Go **** yourself