People that smirk.

This bloke at work always has this stupid smirk on his face when you talk to him and I just want to knock him out!!

Johno6 wrote:

HH3 wrote:You said something about something very sexually graphic.

can you please write it word for word?

Something about Dick Ulcers.....

The Walkers Arms.......$9.90 for a pint of Super Dry......having a G-Raffe!!!

What a joke do they want our business?

that belongs in the best jokes thread

$9.90 for basically 99% of beer is just robbery

This why I hate this place - most overated pub in Adelaide. Only went there for a mates b ...

The amount of time it has taken Pt Adelaide/Enfield council to re-lay Redward Ave. **** me they ripped up a portion of the road and just left it as a dust bowl for about a month. Then they ripped up the next section about a month ago and still haven't re-laid* it......now with all this rain can't ...

New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!

Ahh, see, your problem is....you "bing" your "hid" "aginst" a "woll".

Just need to learn the lingo!

Too mich plancton bro!

Listening to Coldplay makes me want to hack off my ears with razor blades

DOC wrote:Channel 9 and there hour long news.

Cats in trees, its hot today-just ask the people at the beach, three car accident in yhe UK, yada yada yada

Padded out to buggery.

On the flip side, does give you an hour of Kate Collins!

Q. wrote:The man bun, another example of the overt feminisation of modern men.

Here's one way to deal with said "trend".....

Dutchy wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:Glen McGrath

Dangerfield posing with a Snapper any different?

As Kurt Cobain said.....

"It's okay to eat fish
'Cause they don't have any feelings"

People that use their own kids as leverage over other family members.
My sister in law is the most selfish, classless piece of shit to stain this earth.
Everyone knows it but if anyone says/does anything about the trouble she deliberately causes, then sorry, you won't see the kids.
She'll get ...

Isn't in a good state of mind, LMAO.
He got caught for doing something illegal and dangerous and brings out every excuse under the sun to get the bleeding hearts on his side.
I don't even need to go into his track record which includes being accused of assaulting a woman and a few other things that ...

One of my pictures on my Tinder profile also has one of my mates in the photo (downloaded from my FB page). I just got the below email from my mate's GF asking me to take the picture down.......

"Can you pls change ur tinder pic, I don’t like having naths pic on tinder. A few of my friends have ...

Footy Chick wrote:that's hot, isn't it?

Bit of a kick.....(see what I did there??)

Jennifer Lawrence nude pics 'leaked' on the net.....*grabs box of klennex*

Johno6 wrote:you very emotional or something?

Yes, I'm weeping out of my Japs Eye

Kendra Sunderland.....I need to start hitting up some libraries!

That smoking hot Caitlyn bird on the front of Vanity Fair............oh wait

Beastie Boys - Ill Communication

Footy Chick wrote:I need to know if there are any Coca-Cola collectors amongst us?

OR

If anyone knows where I can get a bottle valued?

Single gents join an orderly queue....