first day back after holidays.....

first job of mine someone did while I was away they ****** up and now I have to stuff around fixing it, even tho they ****** it up.

Welcome to my world champ

Same thing happened to me and I got back from a whole month took me the entire day to fix the whole ...

Dick Ulcers.....

Rookie Mistake!!

I think TSG is a bit of goose at times (sorry TSG)... but just because he's made a comment, which is not threatening, abusive or inappropriate on a moderators post, should he be threatened with a ban???

That's a bit precious if you ask me...

Though no one is so I'll get back in my box...

Chrissie Swan the fat lard

To lol or not to lol? That is the question.

I explained in perfect english my post, so either you're trolling or you're being a keyboard warrior.

If you think the post is ordinary, that's fine, you're entitled to your opinion.

I think lots of your posts are crap but I don't write a thesis about it.

What you're NOT entitled to do is have ...

Chicks that wear all revealing, low cut tops with their fun bags falling out all over the place - that shoot you a dirty look when they catch you having a perv. Cover'em up if ya don't want me looking!

On the flip side, there are two or three young secretaries I see almost daily who are obviously ...

Buying concert tickets for people only for them to pull the pin on the day of said concert. And, do you think money has exchanged hands for said tickets........NO!!! Now, I have to unload* ticket myself so I am not stuck with it and no $$$$$. This sh!t grinds my gears, I want to kick puppies in the ...

I agree with Booney here

I hope Port create the tradition of scarve waving in the stands and losing matches on field

finally, something I can enjoy in this forum that doesn't involve nurses or auto correction

RustyCage wrote:Being 230km from home and locking myself out of my girlfriends house while she is at work!

want me to drop off a key?

Phantom Gossiper wrote:New bloke at work who sits opposite me keeps calling me 'Brett' (my name is Matthew), everytime he calls me Brett i correct him but he just doesn't seem to register.. beginning to do my head in!

People who get the sh!ts from TV shows give me the sh!ts.

On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!

What do you do ...

bennymacca wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

There is no God.

unless it was their first album, which is insanely good.

That's nice, what music does your husband listen to?

*Not coming to Adelaide, but wasn't starting a thread.

Going to Melbourne on Thursday night for a quick trip, going to see The Living End at Melbourne Zoo on Friday night in "Twangin' at Twilight" , an acoustic set. Special guest Dan Sultan and the String Sirens ( all female string quartet, yes ...

Metallica, with Slipknot, Sunday October 20, Adelaide Oval.

****. Yes.

I just went to HR and told them that I'm not apologising. She was apparently really upset and felt shamed. It's like breaking the law and then complaining because you're on the news (which is rather ironic in this case given her occupation). Just don't do it in the first place.

If women didn't ...

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