Port Pirie Trots abandoned
I 've lost wages

bennymacca wrote:

mal wrote:Hotmail not working again
#$*()_)(*&^%$#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*

Once you get it fixed, Get a gmail account

You read my mind
I opened a gMAiL account today

Gout - agony.

GOUT
Agony
I remember the first time I got Gout in my BIG toe
Getting a good nights sleep was difficult
Just having a blanket resting on my toe was excruciating

I visited the Doctor , who explained to me it was Gout
The Doctor prescribed me pain killers and Viagra
I understood ...

locky801 wrote:Service S.A.

Packed to the rafters and only two counters open FFS

Did you get a selfie with either Jessica Marias or Rebecca Gibney ?

Posters who turn Grand Final threads into I'm right and your wrong
To one particular person, continue your debate in this thread
Some posters dont want to ruin an important thread

am Bays wrote:Sooks

Spot on
That person can dish it out but sooks when he cops it back

News reporters stupid questions RE : Tom Silvagni rape case

Directed at the Lawyer
" What was Tom's reaction when he found out his name was going to be revealed "

Directed at Steven Silvagni
" How has this ordeal been in your family? "

Directed at Jo Silvagni
" Jo do you look at your son ...

Cricket Room
Thread Title: New Book- Bradman in Wisden
Post number 4
A candidate for the most disgraceful post of the year

Whats the capital of Greece ?
About 10 Euros

Guy goes to a chemist and asks the lady
" Can I have 12 condoms miss."
She says
" Dont miss me."
He answers
"Make that 13 then."

Another Grub and Mighty Tiger are at the TAB
A robber bursts in making demands
the bandit robs the TAB and starts on the customers
Mighty Tiger feels the sensation of Another Grubs hand on his own hand
Mighty Tiger feels paper, but being to scared to look down whispers to Another Grub
" What have ...

Man was enjoying his trip on the motor launch, and eating his steak sandwich,
Dog owned by the woman next to him was looking up at him begging,
Man says to woman… “Do you mind if I toss your dog a bit?”
She nodded, so the man threw the dog overboard.!

Reminds me of when we took our dog Billy to ...

Locky and Wedgie at the football watching their beloved North Adelaide
The iconic Darren Jarman jumps on his opponents back and takes a screamer
Locky says to Wedgie
" Hey wedgie watching that mark reminds me of how I used to play football"
A man turns around looks at Locky and replies " Bullshit ...

The judge says, “Please tell me why you’re seeking a divorce.”
John says, “Because I live in a two-story house.”
The judge says, “What kind of a reason is that? What’s the matter with a two-story house?”
John says, “I’ll tell you what the matter is. One story is ‘I have a headache’ and the other ...

Keepem coming Laughy801

Question
When 2 of each boarded Noah's Arc , did that include 2 termites ?

Keep up the good work Laughy801

Xmas soon
Getting into the Xmas spirits no doubt for Boozney and Another Grogrub
Whiskey , Brandy, Ouzo ...

An attractive woman walks in a bar and sees an Army General in uniform sitting all by himself. She goes over and sits down and after a while of small talk, she asks him "How long since you made love to a good looking woman?" He replied "1956 ma'am". She replied "Wow, thats too long, Come up to my ...

I once had smelly feet.
When i wuz a young lad i was so paranoid women would smell my smelly feet in my smelly socks.
So I would put on a clean pair of socks everyday to try and eradicate the problem.
It flamin' didnt flamin' work , and another problem was after a fortnight I couldnt get my shoes on.