Not getting any sort of acknowledgement when letting someone into traffic. That really grinds my gears.

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Boxing the corner flag is part of the theatre that makes the sport great?

Therein, Jim, lies the problem with soccer, if some fool pretending to punch the corner flag is not only part of the game but adds to it, then something is not right.

Also, why do soccer players always have to be touching ...

it gives me the shits the number of smokers that are still quite happy to leave their filthy cigarette butts wherever they like. sitting in traffic behind a car today, and the driver flicked a still burning butt out onto the median strip....

i know it isnt all smokers, but it still must be a fair ...

"supporters" who don't have anything positive to say about their "team" when the chips are down.
I don't get it.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

mal wrote:Things that give me the shits

When I'm about to post a punchline and Lightning Lefty Mcqueen posts similar to my punchline before me.

It's the quick or the dead around here mate.

What was it, I'll go and delete it

It was that one off funny one you posted in amongst the other 50007 posts

Kilburn - What a shithole

It has improved since the 70's

Before that was known as Chicago or Little Chicago
Changed to Kilburn prob coz of the reputation Chicago was getting in the USA a few decades earlier

Having played football against the Kilburn lads from an early age they used a nickname ...

Kilburn - What a shithole

It has improved since the 70's

Before that was known as Chicago or Little Chicago
Changed to Kilburn prob coz of the reputation Chicago was getting in the USA a few decades earlier

Having played football against the Kilburn lads from an early age they used a nickname ...

Draws in footy

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Dutchy wrote:Draws in footy

Apart from tipping comps and SGM’s I think they’re great for the game. Nothing to split the two teams after 2 hours of battle.

Lets hand out 2 cups then in a GF?

If any dentist tells you that you need an X-ray a, tell them you wish to be referred to an external provider such as Jones and Partners is it will be bulk billed. Saves you around $100 and is far more comfortable.

Armchair expert wrote:Closing down half the city for a car race which cars go slower than the f1 safety car

Try navigating Hackney & Kent Town on a daily basis

Going to pour myself a cup of peppermint tea only to realise that I bought a packet of green tea instead.................ick!

I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.

I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote ...

I went the other day on my drive home, zero people in line. Haven't voted on polling day in eons, I'm always travelling interstate, if they bother to even ask.

Doodled a doodle on both voting papers.

I'm thinking of starting a political party. The Informal Party. "Vote Informal! And your vote ...

Ive voted today


It really is a baffle to me
For weeks the major parties verbal warrior each other with insults , slander, criticism and more
The verbal warriors don't impress upon me one iota


I voted
The parties representatives were there handing out their parties pamphlets
I took the time to ...

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asked again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man ran around the next block and faced her again.


"Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

She thinks about it for a while and ...

A bloke goes to a sex shop and buys himself a blow-up sex doll. The next day he comes back to the shop totally pissed off.
He walks up to the guy behind the counter and says,
"I come in here yesterday and bought this bloody blow-up doll for fifty dollars. Last night I blew it up but when I went to ...