she sings??? i've honestly never seen her mouth move...

HH3 wrote:Yeah everyone hates me coz they aint me.

Im just waiting for the moment I can tell these lovely people that Im taking a month off and they have to do their own jobs while Im gone

or you get to desk-flip

the high court overturning the rite for gay couples to marry...

Squids wrote:This popping feeling behind my eye really needs to stop.

Pour baby oil in your eye.

GILFs?

Johno6 wrote:if I didn't laugh at this site I wouldn't use it.

theres a couple of hoity toity's but 90% of the ppl are good value and have a laugh...... mostly at my expense.

Johno, I had a look for these posts where people have a laugh at your expense, but I simply couldn't find them.

One thing that shits me is when people whinge about the weather, no matter the conditions.

One day it's too hot and dry for folks, the next it's too bloody wet for them. I embrace all the conditions.

You don't hear too many people say another f@#king moderate day today... sick of these right on ...

Obesity becoming a disability. The number of obese people riding scooters and getting disabled parking permits is a disgrace.

Jase wrote:Having an anxiety attack this morning... things just keep on piling up... wankers

Sent from my XT925 using Tapatalk

Are you okay?

I suffer from anxiety issues, so I know how you feel.

Failed Creation wrote:

Booney wrote:

dedja wrote:It's just Godra all over again.

The Big Texan,

What is his actual ******* name, I've forgotten what it is!

It's Taylor Hanson, isn't it?

Yeah, I liked his song "mmm-Bop, Tipp-ett Bock ba dooo da!"

Spargo wrote:Saw a bumper sticker the other day, "Lost ya cat? Check my tyres".

Best one Ive seen is "If you're gonna ride my arse, at least pull my hair a little bit"

Footy Chick wrote:yet he is friends with Stan - who is....

unsure, but his Dad is a dead set legend!!!

Get a text from a mate this morning, a Hawthorn supporter.

It reads "VR Race 7 #4"

I look it up.

"Three points"

That's the way mate, you spend work time researching how much time other people waste to prove your point that you don't waste time.

standing in bras n things at harbourtown while the missus is in the change rooms.

i look like a creep with a mad stare normally, so putting me in a female under garment shop by myself does not make me look good....
Oh man, I must've just missed you. I was waiting in there too for my missus - only ...

valleys07 wrote:This Facebook privacy message doing the rounds.

Its a ****ing hoax- stop flooding my ****ing newsfeed with your stupidity.

/rant.

What do you expect? Most people are stupid and they congregate on Facebook.

I won't put anything in our work fridge if I can help it.

It's a biological hazard of which @Valleys07 will attest to.

"Follower"

Follow you around knocking your ******* head off.

That just sounds like the same bullshit we've been bombarded with for the last year about how shit men are. A woman at work said its only men that kill their kids. I looked up the official stats of Filicide with a very even split. (57% men, 43% women). That article fails to mention this.

I don't ...