A few silly mistakes the only difference. Caught up with a bloke I went to school with 25 years ago, a good lad and a good day had. Getting stuck under the grog van at the southern end when North kick a goal is an experience. Good value.
There's a van there too? Surely Skeff Bar is enough.
Who has the breeze in the last war?

The bar/van was good value. Good company and a passionate bunch of supporters around it. The comp will only be better with lads (and one ladette) supporting it. They deserve their win, enjoyed being there.

Lightning McQueen wrote:The Commitments soundtrack, it's that kinda day.

Good choice lad,cracker of a soundtrack.

Except for watching too much cricket you sound too smart to be out of a job for long Too much cricket? Never haha. My brother and I are huge cricket nerds and the women in our lives don't understand lol.

All the best lad, decent blokes like you deserve a bit of luck going their way. As a fellow cricket nuffie I reckon you should've been getting kickbacks for your cricket thread.

Booney wrote:Must say I'm pretty happy. I got sick of typing in "Greg Norman naked" only to be told there's nothing matching my search.

Mr.Boon, you are a unique unit.

Gus Gould.

Corona Man wrote:A few cold beers in the fridge at my sons joint... left over from my last visit.

I reckon you've earned a couple of beers lad.

You asked why a certain poster comes in here. Pointing out the fact you don't need to agree to post in a thread[/quote]

Don't you know what the number one rule of SAfooty is yet LMA? You must agree with my post or you are wrong :lol:[/quote]

https://media.giphy.com/media/jqfiONPVAKueQ/giphy.gif [/quote]

Jenny Williams?

Couldn’t sleep last night. Ended up getting the better of me. Pulled the laptop out at 2.00am. Wrote my Eulogy out in full. Took your advice LM as I didn’t want to miss anything. I’ve edited it a few times since and had Mrs C read it. She cried and told me it was beautiful.

Shout out to Boon for straightening me up on an old Port player who Mum admired.

Looking forward to delivering it and doing Mum proud.

Crying tears still.

I did my old man's eulogy and all I can say is speak from the heart lad. I can't say it will get easier as I've thought about him every day since he left us. It still hurts like hell and always will but all I can say is remember them lad, they're worth their weight in gold. Thoughts are with you.

GMcG wrote:Central to fly home & replace Sturt on percentage with 9 wins each.

I seem to remember you spruiking a similar theory last year and I think I may have questioned your sanity at the time. I might be a wee bit more circumspect this time. You fu***n nutter.

Corona Man wrote:Got through it. Wouldn’t say I nailed, wouldn’t say I stuffed it.

You made it through lad, that's well and truly enough.

Any of you Bays lads attending festivities?

Any of you Dogs lads buying?

Back to the match, that Glenelg side named has plenty of talent & is strong enough to win tomorrow.
Just sayin’...

Be more than happy to buy you a can Spargo, I'm at the northern end every home game wearing my best thongs.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Corona Man wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Guinness
Been a while
**** its good

Homebrewed Guinness?

Dans $14 6 pack

Sent from my SM-A520F using Tapatalk

Excellent choice lad, it is the nectar of the Gods.

Central MUST win to keep finals hopes alive, lose & it's definitely over for 2018.
Central by 5 points.

If we play like we did against South and North we'll win, if we play like we did against the Bays we'll get pummeled. Dunno to be honest. I'll be in the north/western pocket with the dress thongs on hoping for the former.
I'll be in that pocket too, in front of the bar, I'm the one with the constant grimace, as I endure the modern footy spectacle.

I know your face lad, we met briefly after you and Eric got tossed out at the Ponderosa a while back.

A bad injury for Westies, Irra out injured.

Hope it was a good one lad, the Poms did the right by you (and all of us).

I left the ground not feeling angry but disillusioned. If that is the game style we are pursuing as a club we will go absolutely nowhere. The young kids being introduced haven't got a hope in hell of learning the craft or developing as players playing that crap. Norwood barely got out of neutral, had us by the balls all day. Shattered.

Skins would've gone down with hypothermia at Noarlunga, it was cold enough at the Ponderosa yesterday. Luckily I was wearing my insulated sports thongs.

Where is the Punmaster when you need him. Come back Mags :D
Currently Watt’s a wanted player, but not quite the joule in Sturt’s crown, so to speak. Powerful skills, likes to switch the play and apparently can kick the ball a country Couloumb-etre.

Also, no truth in the rumour that the Sturt players are torqueing of a re-volt. Dogs' fans will be keen to hear his name called on the transistor. Dunno is he’s got a short fuse, but if so, he’ll probably get done for a charge.

Welcome back.

All is well with the world once more. Welcome back Portugese comrade.

Lightning McQueen wrote:Liquorland are chucking these out for $10 a 6 pack with the Coles receipt deal, I've taken a liking to them, nice drop.

Yep, not a bad drop.

daysofourlives wrote:Glenn was a late out last week what was the reason he didnt play this week?

Sinus infection from 'powdering' his nose?

Barossa Valley Brewing at Tanunda. Had a paddle of 6 beers to start with followed by pints of the Coffee Chocolate Stout, Hop Heaven Easy IPA and Canis Major IIPA. The Can't Believe It's Not Bacon ain't bad either. Missus liked the Wallaby Apple Cider as well.

Dear Diary

I feel dirty and confused.

A great bloke is playing for North, Lewie Hender. Ripping lad. As a Bays fans I am finding myself supporting North in a finals series and hoping they win.

This isn't normal and this goes against all I hold near and dear to me.

Why are North recruiting good blokes like Lewie instead of d!ckheads like Antrobus, Hart and Jarman??

Please help

Cheers

Conflicted
Dear Conflicted,

As a Bay supporter, you sympathise with North's lengthy premiership drought and appreciate the exciting, dashing ways of its players. This is logical and normal human behaviour. Do not challenge your feelings. In fact, I say go with the flow and embrace your inner Rooster, which may still be present after last night's take-away tea. As Oscar Wilde said, 'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.'

Antrobus, Hart and Jarman put their hands up to play, but the club gently reminded them that they are too old. ;)


Kind regards,

Dr Phil.

Herden?

Proud dad today, the eldest did exceptionally well at her ballet concert in Tanunda today. To top it off she was one of about 20 kids out of just over 220 chosen to perform at the start on the basis of their attitude, improvement and enjoyment.

Proud dad today, the eldest did exceptionally well at her ballet concert in Tanunda today. To top it off she was one of about 20 kids out of just over 220 chosen to perform at the start on the basis of their attitude, improvement and enjoyment.

The same kid who this morning was watching tv and said "Steve Smith got married. He may as well, he's got nothing else to do".

I honestly didn't think this comp could sink any lower, it's just about bottomed out. Whether or not North or the Eagles play this weekend the whole situation had descended into a muddled farce.

Some quality late night/early morning posts from the Cocks lads on the forum. Over to you Wedgie, Trent Pluckram, Locky, Robran and co.

Well done Cocks, too good. They play a tough, enterprising style of football. A few other clubs, mine included, could do worse than have a serious look at it.

Wedgie wrote:

Grenville wrote:If some c*** shoved a microphone in my face at half time in a granny I'd tell em to f*** off.

My missus is a granny, and you're right, if someone shoved a microphone in my face when I was half way through I wouldn't be happy.

Well played Wedgie, well played.

Hutchings did a top notch job shutting down Sidebottom.

Norm Smith votes

Luke Shuey (12 votes)
Taylor Adams (seven votes)
Dom Sheed (four votes)
Tom Langdon (one vote)
Jeremy McGovern (one v

Stunned that Schofield got zero

Absolute bollocks, Schofield was easily in the top 5 today. Shuey a deserving winner but without Schofield today the Pies win comfortably.

A request for the Central fans to please not harass young ladies who volunteer their time to be physios for South. It would be a nice change.
Thank you.

If I see it, I'll call it out.
First time I've heard of it. Disappointing, if it's happened.

Not saying it hasn't happened elsewhere but it certainly hasn't near where I've stood for years.

A request for the Central fans to please not harass young ladies who volunteer their time to be physios for South. It would be a nice change.
Thank you.

If I see it, I'll call it out.
First time I've heard of it. Disappointing, if it's happened.

Not saying it hasn't happened elsewhere but it certainly hasn't near where I've stood for years.
It's happened the last 4 years running to either my daughter or my daughters friends doing the same job.
Very inappropriate comments.
They've copped similar at Norwood and Richmond too.

I'm at the northern end at home games and I haven't heard it. Again, as I don't stand anywhere else in the ground I can't say it doesn't occur but it doesn't happen in front of me.

Not sure how he still gets a gig. Disgraceful side. Because there's not much else at domestic level to choose from. Who do pick instead? Handscomb, Maxwell, Burns?

And Mitch is batting too high, he aint a number 4, leave him at 6 FFS.

If Paine breaks another finger Mong Darsh will be Australian Test Captain. I've been waking up in a cold sweat after having that nightmare. Would top off the farce that is the Marsh obsession.

clanger wrote:Irra Returns to South

https://www.safc.com.au/blog/new-irra-f ... h-adelaide

Condolences.

If he's dinkum he'll have a huge impact. If.

Mississippi Burning, another I've watched many times before but still a belter of a film.

Never seen any 'superhero' films like Batman,Superman etc. and have no desire to.

Yeah, Friday it was "we should show some compassion"

Today I think they've had enough.

She is a compulsive liar, day 3 of a sickness streak a couple of years ago she was sending me messages saying that she was in hospital with an illness that none of the doctors had seen before and didn't know how long she'd be in there for, I seen her that afternoon driving through the KFC drive thru, she took the following day off and returned the next with a piece of cotton wool band-aided to her arm.

To be fair, KFC is usually the best medicine.
She's used KFC food poisoning as an excuse a few times.

To be fair, KFC is usually going to give you food poisoning.

Went to a wedding years ago where the bride and groom got food poisoning froma KFC meal the night before. The groom only just made it to the ceremony, had to be seated for all the photos and spent the reception curled up on the hotel room bathroom floor.

Graham Marsh, Ben Marsh, Stan Marsh?[/quote]Grenville, I thought his name was Stan Darsh?[/quote][/quote]

Apologies, a misspelling on my part TDK.

The Dark Knight wrote:Kaldeep will take lots of wickets against us, our batsman struggle to pick him.

On a side note, I don't know if its the colour or shape of India's uniform but Rohit Sharma looks like he's been in a fair paddock

It's not the uniform, he's a fat c**t.

Big Phil wrote:Jackson Hately from Central District is off to the AFL with the GWS Giants taking him at selection 14.

Good luck to Jacko, I'm glad he didn't get picked up by either of the South Australian filth.

They can live out their dreams at any club without having to play against the club that has often nurtured them through their junior program. Believe it or not some kids actually do love their SANFL club

Of course they do, but they're not as jaded as the bitter, twisted old men, they adapt.

I resent that Mr. Boon, I'm not that old.

F is for Family, Bill Burr is a beauty.

Damn straight it is!

Let me know when you get to Kevin meeting Vic's girlfriend.

I just watched the episode where Kevin 'meets' Vic's girlfriend. That was a serious thatch cottage. How was the old lady, "Well, you know what they say - can't is the third cousin of c**t".

daysofourlives wrote:so whos off to the Test on Thursday or Friday?
Drinks in one of the members bar?

I'll be there minimum first 3 days.

PatowalongaPirate wrote:Clarrie Grimmett had held that record since 1936.

Clarrie Grimmett the Kiwi, we claim him though.

In their last 10 innings both Hazelwood and Lyon have more runs than Marsh

But he's looked really good making those 2'and 3's, he's just unlucky. And I have a 10 foot cock. Neither are true. Burn the fu**&ng photos that family have of people in power.
I don’t rate him as test player but the facts are he dominates SS and makes that many runs that selectors have to pick him.
It’s about time guys in the SS start making runs and putting pressure on him but as we have seen again today no one has really stepped up in the SS again

I would happily stand corrected but I reckon he averages under 40 after over 10 years of Sheffield Shield cricket. That is far from dominating. Draw a line through the cu*** name and never pick him again.

Jim05 wrote:If Paine wasn’t skipper he be playing district cricket in Tassie

Paine is our Mike Brearley.

Jim05 wrote:FFS Usman.
What the **** was that. Sick to death of these clowns having no patience

There's easy 10 dismissals combined from both sides in the top order from very poor shots.

Carey's day by day red tin infused critique of the Perth Test.

Huge blue not playing a specialist spinner I reckon, Ashwin bowled a truckload of overs for few runs whilst still providing an attacking option so the quicks could rotate at the other end. They don't have that now. They may pay for an all balls no brains attitude.