Phillis end to be replaced by the Marriott/Cornes/McGuinness end from next year.

For faark sake, STOP NOW. =;

You DO NOT buy smallgoods from a supermarket, especially no their no name branded shit.

You think you Aussies would have learnt something since the wog invasion after WWII.

Take Boon’s lead, he’s embraced it. Faark, if someone from Alberton can, anyone can.

OK, I need some time to settle down.

Play on.

In the good old days, I used to get more shit from the dude on the scoreboard there than the Port faithful in the outer.

Johnny Haysman needs his own thread, what a legend.

Uzzy has been charged by the ICC for wearing a black arm band during the 1st Test.

Pathetic by the ICC While I think it's shit they charged him he did breach their regulations.
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/usman-khawaja-charged-by-icc-for-wearing-black-armband-at-perth-test-1413824
"Usman Khawaja has been charged for breaching Clause F of the Clothing and Equipment Regulations," an ICC spokesperson told ESPNcricinfo. "Usman displayed a personal message (arm band) during the first Test Match against Pakistan without seeking the prior approval of Cricket Australia and the ICC to display it, as required in the regulations for personal messages. This is a breach under the category of an 'other breach' and the sanction for a first offence is a reprimand."

The ICC's clothing and equipment regulations state: "Players and team officials shall not be permitted to wear, display or otherwise convey personal messages on their clothing, equipment or otherwise, irrespective of whether such messages are affixed to clothing, equipment or otherwise and whether such messages are displayed or conveyed through the use of the specific clothing or other items (eg. an arm band) or by the use of words, symbol, graphic message, images or otherwise ('personal messages'), unless approved in advance by both the player or team official's board and the ICC Cricket Operations Department. Approval shall not be granted for messages which relate to political, religious or racial activities or causes."

Do you require a death certificate to seek approval to wear a black arm band? :roll:

By doggedly trying to prosecute him, they’re providing media exposure to the very issue they’re trying to suppress. =D>

woodublieve12 wrote:

dedja wrote:Dick head

EFA

You calling me a dick head?

Just watched it again with sound.

He was warned multiple times before the ump stood to block him, so to claim he didn’t know is laughable.

Should be banned for the duration of the tournament.

Surely the court had better things to do that day.

Granger arrived at the Port Adelaide Magistrates Court wearing thongs, rolled-up jeans, a duster jacket and a white antique potty on his head.

The once-feared Magpies player told reporters it was a combination he had previously worn during a protest at Parliament House.

“This item is known as a gazunder, it’s white enamel (and) commonly known to us common people, as pisspot,” he said.

In his witness statement, Mr Atkinson alleged the bucket was “three-quarters full” of water and “cascaded” over him after Granger threw it “in an underarm fashion”.

:lol:

Christmas shopping done, a day earlier than usual.

Wedgie wrote:Not long till Hot X Buns are back baby!

Should be on sale all year round.

Armchair expert wrote:

gazzamagoo wrote:We'll struggle to make 350,
can't wait for us to bowl!

Our bowlers wont spray 30% of their deliveries, 300 is plenty imo

Not dropping most catches helps too.

Booney wrote:TV is on 7, I've just heard Hayden refer to himself as "The big Haydos".

Let it go mate.

Dropkicks who dump their trash at Goodwill bins.

Small fire in the Gorge contained pretty quickly by the CFS with a couple of water bombers.

locky801 wrote:Now to get ready for full (triple time) media crap for the next week on Davey

Series won, drop him and play a youngster.

I’m sure he and the missus will find a way to monetise it.

Are you on the AFL Laws of the Game Committee?

Less is more!

locky801 wrote:time to throw the ball to Trav

Or to the best batsman in all forms of the game in the last millennium.

India win by 7 wickets in the shortest Test in history.

FFS, just get rid of DRS.

northerner wrote:… I also spend far more time defending players, than not. And I certainly don't zero in on one individual and rip in to them for every foible just because their personality irks me …

Faark that, gotta call it out, Warner’s a dickhead.

stampy wrote:mel mclaughlin in that dress, nom nom nom

Showing your age Stamp, aim higher.

From the vault, John Arlott on Kiwi Bob Cunis …

Bob couldn’t be described as medium pace because he wasn’t quick enough. But he couldn’t be called a spinner because he didn’t spin it.

At the end of a long’s day play, after several bottles of red wine, Arlott advised his listeners:

“And, as for Cunis, his bowling, like his name, was neither one thing nor the other.”

Spargo wrote:I can still remember when “spoofing” meant something else…

It still does if you’re old enough.

How things would have been different if Milan Faletic played today.

Doesn’t matter, Pirie is still a shithole even though my wife was born there

Wedgie wrote:

locky801 wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Was OK for me earlier but has slowed down again.
I've sent a message to Diss to hopefully fire up the database.

Opens up quicker now but very slow in posting

Cheers, I'll pass that on.
It's quicker as he deleted The Roost! RIP

Redlegs forum gone too?

southernbulldog wrote:Dont know what all this has to do with Ins & Outs

gazzamagoo wrote:Fresh Crayfish.

Hang on, aren’t they … ummm … lob… No, you’re damn right, they’re faarking crays, Boon can get faarked.

Men of Norwood So Fuzzy and Warm?

and now there's Wonsfaw as well ... Women of Norwood See Fannies and Win?

locky801 wrote:Not wearing a hat or cap all those years ago playing cricket

More melanomas taken out the scalp today, 16 stitches, gunna be a painful weekend

Shit, that’s no good. Keep well.

another grub wrote:Anyone had the chicken big mac? Is the chicken just the crappy fritters from the chicken 'n'cheese?

Adding to MW’s weight loss guide, give up processed junk food.

About a 5th of it is beer on the hill.

My wife has put up with me for 31 years, don’t know how she does it.

locky801 wrote:Kens keeping a very stable list for a long period of time here, one thinking another contract extension for the coach isnt far off

Yep, lock him in for another 10 years.

No SANFL in AFL. Get out interloper. You don't belong here. Scum.

I'll reply with more as they come to mind.

Now you’re conflating issues, and also conflating what others have said to me. :lol:

Yep, I hate Port, but certainly no more than Norwood, and that hate pre-dated all the AFL stuff by decades.

After all the arrogance of Port over years, you expect people to go soft on them when, as an AFL identity or whatever they think they are these days because it all changes with the wind, they continually bomb out in finals and the coach is still there after 10 years? Poor Fos and Jack, their legacies are being trashed!

And to top it all off, that misplaced arrogance provides us with the Holy Grail of gems … 3 flags in 5 years? How’s that going? #-O

Seriously mate, be precious and play the victim if you want, and I truly sympathise with old school Port supporters (pre AFL), but your club is an AFL enterprise, and all those wonderful things that were the true Port Adelaide have long gone. I get it though, you want to fully support and defend your club.

Apparently it’s OK to use the usual old Bays stereotypes and jokes, but faark no, can’t come back the other way. I don’t care if you pull the old gays card, or all the GF loses, or the wife swapping 70s … it’s all good old fun and banter.

Despite all that, as with everyone else and all other clubs, if your actions require the piss to be taken, no-one is going to miss the opportunity.

Seriously, lighten up! O:)

With much love.

RB wrote:

dedja wrote:10am - 6pm Test day was what we grew up with.

You mean 11am to 6pm?

Yep

Give me a break, I’m getting old

The way this is going, another never ending whinge thread might be needed …

Serious question... As someone who doesn't care for big bash, i've always wondered about the "passion levels" for following a team. Do you really care if the strikers lose? like you do if your footy teams lose, and when you go to the games are you going for a night out or you are genuinely there to support and care for the result?

Couldn’t give a rats toss bag, it’s not real cricket.

locky801 wrote:

Armchair expert wrote:OMG BRING BACK WARNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't he is on the media payment pension now, making more than when he played

Plus a chopper isn’t available to get him there.

Who’s on 1st

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Booney wrote:How does one be the "best" rental applicant?

Bring peanut butter sandwiches?

You take a deranged mate to the open and when the house is full you get him to say “oh, this is the room that Allan and Mary were murdered in”

I could see Vamos doing that.

Booney wrote:Wait, when do they ever play extra minutes to get the overs in? Only 83 overs were bowled.

Help him out fellas, he’s new to this.

DOC wrote:For everyone who thinks the site is slow I'm tipping you all had the jab.

Is that you Tredders?

What time is stumps tonight Boon?

amber_fluid wrote:I guess I’m not going Saturday now.

You still can, choose any seat.

Hey Boon, why are they still out there?

To all my friends, C U Next Tuesdays

It has to be said, this Aussie side is nowhere as good as it thinks it is.

Batting lineup as brittle as caramel shards.

Great to see the Windies have a go, something that they have been lacking for a while now.

Yep, flames run low for a while before flaming out. That my cue to swap bottles (I have 2 and always fill after swapping).

Just weigh to confirm, the bottle will have the empty and full weights stamped on them.

Scomo to leave politics; everyone is happy.