I need to know a couple of things that just happened to me.
1. Is it OK to answer your phone while taking a dump.
2. Is it lazy to have my 4 pack of Jacks (Double Jack actually) in my little 4 pack cooler sitting by my side while on the computer so I don't have to keep getting up & going to the grog fridge. I like to think of it as energy efficient.

Yes for both.

For the former, hold back on the grunting a little, and you'll be fine.

I always wanted a bar fridge and hot plate in my bedroom as a teenager... I still do, in fact. That would be awesome.
A bar fridge would be awesome.
A hot plate would be awesome.
Both would be awesomely awesome.

Don't attack Glenelg supporters. What they do is hang crap when they are winning but run to the hills when things become normal again. You will notice a trend that one posts and a few back it up. I'm still waiting on a response about what Chiggy did to save the club.
And you were asked a question on the first page of this thread which I'm still waiting on a response.

Ummmmm, you've failed to post the date/location FC.....

Holidays, I really, really rate holidays.
Away with the family - wife, kids, parents, brother & his family.
Fishing, beach, morning naps, afternoon naps, no 3:15am alarm clock, time to read the paper - and drinking beer until it's up to my back teeth every night.
I really rate holidays.

is that one of those make believe 4WDs you mean? The one where it is trying to look like a 4WD that is used off road but the most ever outback it sees is the leaves in ones driveway?

I hope you get as fired up about make believe race/drift cars and make believe Yama-Harleys.
Go easy on poor old Bully, Boon.
His adopted team Arsenal are shite & his beloved Libs are a laughing stock :lol:

Lol - hybrid supporter - significance - zero.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Nice one Watto

Standing up when it counts again

Real Estate Agents

How hard is it to update the property on the websites to either under offer or under contract!?!

And I highly doubt you have 5-6 'other' offers and 'this one looks like selling soon.'
Never believe what a real estate agent tells you. As much as you like to trust people, they can and will say virtually anything to get the sale.
Including exaggerating how many 'other offers' there are, if there are 'other offers' at all.
We dealt with numerous agents last year whilst in the market. Barring the agent who sold us our new home, the rest were, let me see.... slimy, dodgy, incompetent, condescending, arrogant, disrespectful, I could go on.
This lot made used car salesmen look like choirboys. It was a real eye opener.

Nb: the agent who sold us our home was Alison Bond from Harris Real Estate. She was fantastic and straight down the line.
(no, she's not a friend I'm doing some PR for).

HH3 wrote:

Johno6 wrote:in two weeks time I will be flying to America
cant wait to **** work off for 2 months

Where are you going?

America, he said America if you read his post properly.

So I'm a f#*kwit because YOU worded your question wrong.........?
Got it.

nope.

NFI why, considering it's location.

I've just looked at the traffic website.

There is literally no physical way I can get home tonight without experiencing lengthy delays/roadworks/road closures.

This gives me the shits even more.
Best find a pub, pick up and wear the white shorts tonight....

MW wrote:Payout to Sando, lump sum payment for license to SANFL...there are reasons.

On the flip side, the staff wage bill was significantly lower in September again....

Booney's plan is working.
He's already received 2 invites to watch free Foxtel with pizza & drinks...

HH3 wrote:Im the Hutchy of SAFooty now....just saying

You're both in the Grand Final as to who's a bigger flog.

Something I really rate - free accommodation in France and other parts of Europe!

The new lady friend has worked in TV in SA and Sydney as a producer, and through that has BBC connections, one of whom owns a Chateau in the Loire Valley which is run as an upmarket hotel. We've been invited to come and stay for a few weeks as his guest during the off peak season in time for a local medieval festival.

She's also teed up a free stay in Spain following that, and her sister owns several houses in London and we can stay in one of them after Spain.

(And I really rate the new lady even without the bonuses above.)
You seriously couldn't make this shit up =D>

Booney wrote:Surely there'll be a dignitary on hand to cut the ribbon at the "Grand Opening of the Cat Flap".

I'll be there - I love a good opening of the flaps....

What if you're into both guys & chicks?
Oh wait, there is a bi week....

[quote="Gozu]Never knew Tim Rogers was a Sturt fan (what connection?) I know he's a mad North Melbourne fan.[/quote]

He lived in Adelaide for a while when he was younger and became a Sturt supporter which he still is. When playing in Adelaide he changes lyrics in one song from referring to Barassi winning 4 in a row to Oatey winning 5 in a row. Something like that anyway.[/quote][/quote]

That's awesome :)[/quote][/quote][/quote]
He also attends games when he can with an old battered blues scarf and beanie. Reminds me of the Essendon duffle coat The late Robbie Watts from the cosmic psychos used to wear; i believe it had Ronny 4 Andrews on the back.[/quote]
I sat next to the great man a couple of years ago at a North Melbourne game. We got talking about how we were both in the Glenelg & Sturt cheer squads respectively in the '80s - good times.

Good to see Matt Campbell raising the bar in shit commentating for 2015.

Kahuna wrote:Reviving ancient thread to make it easier to find.
More developments coming soon.

This I'm looking forward to.

The idiot in the crowd yelling out the players nicknames at AFL games as if his known them for years and mates with them all.

So annoying.....
Well maybe I like calling it out when "Narni spoils it to Spitter who inturn passes to Goldy who then handballs to the running Ziebs who finds Dish on the lead who then gives it to Boomer who runs in to the open goal" (that'll make Scotty in the coaches box happy) ;)

Footy Chick wrote:You mean like all the spud Port supporters that used to wear power gear to Mapgies games....

Used to???

Booney wrote:Ryan Crowley said "I'm looking forward to a fully paid year in France with my family."

EFA.

DOC wrote:And the good news is scans reveal no structual damage.

Hopefully back round 2

Wingard #23 & Brodie Smith #43
Surely he's taking the piss?

Booney wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:and that loud cheering you can hear is from our very own Jim

Why, does Hashim Amla have the Castle Lager logo crossed out on his shirt?

Amla practises Islam, advertising alcohol is against their teachings.

Booney playing this game correctly.

After careful & concise consideration, I've come to the conclusion that extending Hinkley's contract is a shit decision purely because it's Port Adelaide doing it.

LPH = Passionate SANFL follower let down by 6 pathetic club's hierarchy - many of us share his pain & disappointment

Bounce of the ball = Troll

End of story.

When did the drug scandal break?

Essendon "self reported" to the AFL on February 5th 2013.

Monfries left Essendon in October 2012 and signed with Port Adelaide 8th October 2012.

So what is it you said again? Knew full well, full well what?
not sure what you are talking about...


i'll see myself out...
Some of your sharpest work there wubby :lol:

I took my 4 month old daughter to the doctor's last week for her second round of immunisations. I signed the form and accepted that what I was told was being administered to my daughter was in fact true. I don't think that is blind faith.
FFS Pirate, just put the Essendon logo on your profile & be done with it already!

40 pts up and got done - lol
EAD Hird, hopefully plenty more shit and karma coming your way.

As raised on FOOT-e TIMES last week.

The Powers latest injury report below has, right now, 42 or 43 AFL Listed players available for selection.

IF no one gets injured in the next 4 days
and IF Matt Lobbe is right to play
and IF the Power do not hold back a player as an emergency (they play Saturday Night at home v Sydney)
then the Magpies SANFL IGA League side against the Panthers on Friday Night would have 0 contracted Magpies players involved.

Stay Tuned.

Port Adelaide AFL injury list (as of Monday 6 April)

Andrew Moore – hamstring (available)
Matt Lobbe – quad tightness (assess)
Mason Shaw – groin (1 week)
Billy Frampton – shins (5-6 weeks)*
Simply laughable.

Jase wrote:Finally we are picking up our new dog tomorrow night... that will keep Mrs Jase quiet for a couple of weeks (I hope)

You know the difference between your dog barking at the back door & your missus nagging at the front door?
When you let the dog in, it shuts up.

wristwatcher wrote:

Feenix wrote:What are people thoughts on the crows singing the song in front of the fans?

Initially I legit thought they were doing it to pay tribute to a fan who was sitting there who may have perhaps been challenged in some way

Yeah, that really narrows it down...

I've been following Felon (Beadesert R9) for a while - raced on Sunday at the Sunny Coast & backing up today, can handle the wet & Spike Colless aboard. Worth an each way ticket IMO.
Too easy. Got $10 at lunch time. Thanks
I got 12's on Tuesday (scratchings meant deductions) but still something nice for the safooty battlers ;)

HH3 wrote:

Footy Chick wrote:Great, one of those wankers that takes photos of his food

ACTUALLY these are from their facebook page where they announce the Speak Easy of the day every morning, BRO!

Whilst you may not have taken those photos, you're still a wanker....

woodublieve12 wrote:Interesting stat, swans have not had a goal kicked against them in the last qtr this season

No, it's actually boring & insignificant to the rest of us Wubby.

RustyCage wrote:Video store in Renmark does Betamax to VHS transfers. I'm sure there's a huge demand for that service!

What's a video store?

The last 2 posts are from at least one poster I usually have a bit of time for.
Unfortunately this time you blokes are missing the point by that far it's not funny.

Billy Smedts should buy a lotto ticket & send half the winnings to the new MRP.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:shouldn't have even got 1 match, an absolute shocking decision........

You're on the home brew early....

Rik E Boy, please keep your sensible, informed posts out of this thread - they are clearly out of place.
Cheers.

Q. wrote:Ben Reid.... Sasquatches have been sighted more frequently than this bloke.

One might say he was "Born to break your heart", Q......

I sincerely hope all the Crow supporters who bitched & whined & moaned on the radio/Internet about Eddie commentating Collingwood games, do the same about the Adelaide president in waiting commentating his teams' matches....

Footy Chick wrote:That's nothing @Demon Jukes wife got up on the roof to fix the airconditioner in 40c heat a couple of days before her first was born.

Well, he was probably hot...

Spargo wrote:I do think his ride in the 3rd will go well.

It got up & paid $7.20
Also rode the winner of the 1st race at evens.

HH3 wrote:Can you cash out at any point of that one?

Won't need to.

Fantastic stout weather...

When Shane Edwards is your best player in a losing side you know things are really going shit-house.