I thought it was excellent as well. Especially the bolded parts below.
Everything you need to know about the SANFL
This week, Essendon approached several SANFL players to play in the NAB Challenge.
This is because many Essendon players will have to sit out due to a giant international conspiracy.
The SANFL were not happy and Essendon have since apologised.
Anyway, you’re probably wondering what is a SANFL? Do I have it and is there a cure? Can you get it from eating frozen berries?These are good questions, well put.
Rest assured, you probably don’t have SANFL.
Just in case though here’s all you’ll ever need to know:
The SANFL is South Australia’s Australian Rules state league
They have real stadiums and teams and everything
The meaning of the letters ‘SANFL’ is lost in the sands of time
Apart from building submarines and cars, it is the states largest and only employer
Formed by the convicts who founded Adelaide, it is older than the A-League and the Big Bash, combined
A SANFL match has similar rules to the AFL but has three quarters and drinking during the game is encouraged by both players and spectators
The SANFL match-day program is called the Football Budget because it’s the only thing that makes money
The SANFL’s revenue is over $100 million a season. On a side note, Essendon chairman Paul Little made $350 million today from the sale of Toll
Instead of pies, you eat a whole stick of mettwurst at a SANFL game
The SANFL is shown in HD because Channel Seven are the worst and are just trolling the rest of Australia
The winner of the SANFL gets to operate the Central Market for a year
Collingwood stole the magpies name and colours from Port Adelaide, a SANFL club. Mention this to a Collingwood supporter whenever you see one
The playing standard of the SANFL is below the AFL but above a Melbourne v GWS game