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Another week for all the gronks around Australia

SHIT TOWN POWER RANKINGS 23/11/25
1. Shepparton, VIC - Deadshit steals car with baby in it after it was left there by its shit mum
2. Townsville, QLD - Grub wanks in shop for more than 3 hours, continues after being arrested
3. Brisbane, QLD - **** accused of racist attacks on Asians calls magistrate a c-nt and claims to be US President in court
4. Bankstown, NSW - Drongo sets himself on fire while firebombing cars
5. Alice Springs, NT - Feral kids pelt The Ghan train with rocks, smashing 20 windows; gronk arrested after allegedly chasing people down street with knife
6. Logan, QLD - Grub writes all over multiple cars with poo
7. Melbourne, VIC - Free concert cancelled after crowd smashes through barriers; business owner filming marketing video accidentally captures grub taking a shit next to his car
8. Adelaide, SA - Gronk climbs crane and walks out on to its arm; woman spends $50k fighting $100 ‘double parking’ fine that she got for being stuck in traffic, resident makes 133-hour phone call
9. Batemans Bay, NSW - Gronks allegedly steal cash machine from country club after setting fire to KFC to distract emergency services
10. Bindoon, WA - Alleged armed carjacker and sex pest taken down by middle-aged dad in Spongebob undies