Worst Movies

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:37 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
JK wrote:So true, very disappointing effort .. Most of the cartoon sequals (as happens with screen flicks) are ordinary - Toy Story would be the exception.


Toy Story 3 was amazing.

Might even be Pixar's best film...

Agreed on both. I love in Toy Story 2 when Rex is playing "Buzz Lightyear: Attack on Zurg" at the start of the movie and he can't defeat Zurg because his arms are too short and can't reach the buttons he needs to use to defeat Zurg on both sides off the SNES controller, absolutely hilarious!!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:52 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
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JK wrote:So true, very disappointing effort .. Most of the cartoon sequals (as happens with screen flicks) are ordinary - Toy Story would be the exception.


Toy Story 3 was amazing.

Might even be Pixar's best film...

Agreed on both. I love in Toy Story 2 when Rex is playing "Buzz Lightyear: Attack on Zurg" at the start of the movie and he can't defeat Zurg because his arms are too short and can't reach the buttons he needs to use to defeat Zurg on both sides off the SNES controller, absolutely hilarious!!!


Toy Story 2 was the best of the lot I reckon, although 3 comes pretty close
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:37 am

The Limits of Control

The Limits of Patience.

Hip cat Jim Jarmusch at his self-indulgent best/worst.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:04 pm

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:49 pm

Arctic Blast

‎"Honey, we're gonna be okay. You, me, your Mom... and the rest of the world."
- Hero scientist Jack Tate to his s#!t-scared daughter as the killer cold front hits.

Awesomely awful. Think The Day After Tomorrow on a shoestring budget. Nothing beats an Aussie feature made for the U.S.

The fate of the world rests on a dodgy generator in Hobart...

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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:07 am

Road Train

Psycho semi should've killed Sophie Lowe first.

All she did was scream...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:24 am

I dunno if it's in the worst category, but 21 Jump Street was pretty ordinary
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:55 am

JK wrote:21 Jump Street


Just. Can't. Bring. Myself. To. Watch. That...
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:21 pm

JK wrote:I dunno if it's in the worst category, but 21 Jump Street was pretty ordinary


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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:55 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
JK wrote:21 Jump Street


Just. Can't. Bring. Myself. To. Watch. That...


Don't waste your time mate
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:17 am

The Grey. Completely preposterous.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby helicopterking » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:49 pm

Q. wrote:The Grey. Completely preposterous.


Didn't understand why the wolves are 4x the size of the blokes. Yeah I expected better also.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:50 pm

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Q. wrote:The Grey. Completely preposterous.


Didn't understand why the wolves are 4x the size of the blokes. Yeah I expected better also.


And somehow Liam Neeson jumps into a freezing river and back into the even more freezing snow without so much as a shiver :)) 8-}
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby JK » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:05 pm

Q. wrote:
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Q. wrote:The Grey. Completely preposterous.


Didn't understand why the wolves are 4x the size of the blokes. Yeah I expected better also.


And somehow Liam Neeson jumps into a freezing river and back into the even more freezing snow without so much as a shiver :)) 8-}


Dude .. It's Liam Neeson .. He's acquired a certain set of skills!!
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:37 pm

JK wrote:Dude .. It's Liam Neeson .. He's acquired a certain set of skills!!


Before or after he contracted AIDS from an African prostitute?
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Gozu » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:51 am

JK wrote:Dude .. It's Liam Neeson .. He's acquired a certain set of skills!!


He certainly has, those League of Shadows guys are tough characters.

Doesn't really belong in the 'worst movies' thread but The Dark Knight Rises was pretty crap. Such a letdown after how good the first two were. A bloated, aimless, boring cash grab. At least Bane was interesting.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:59 am

JK wrote:
Dude .. It's Liam Neeson .. He's acquired a certain set of skills!!


The movie where he's on the hunt for his daughter displays most of them.
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Q. » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:49 pm

JK wrote:
Q. wrote:
helicopterking wrote:
Q. wrote:The Grey. Completely preposterous.


Didn't understand why the wolves are 4x the size of the blokes. Yeah I expected better also.


And somehow Liam Neeson jumps into a freezing river and back into the even more freezing snow without so much as a shiver :)) 8-}


Dude .. It's Liam Neeson .. He's acquired a certain set of skills!!


Apparently the inhuman ability to completely avoid hypothermia :?
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:56 am

Junior Boon, in year 10, has been subjected to what can only be described as torture.

This term his English class has been studying the Leo Dicaprio "Romeo and Juliet".

He was asked what he has learnt from watching the movie. His reply was "I've lost 3 hours of my life that I'll never get back".
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Re: Worst Movies

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:36 pm

Somewhere

Boring movie about a boring actor who leads a boring life.

Sofia Borropola has outdone herself on this one.

Somewhere, sometime she might realize her "profundity" is just navel-gazing pretention...
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