Favourite Movie Quotes

[Gilly]

I'll get the ball rolling with this classic exchange:

Jessep : "You want answers?"
Kaffee : "I want the truth!"
Jessep : "You can't handle the truth!"

(Jack Nicholson & Tom Cruise, A Few Good Men)

[McAlmanac]

"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moisten bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away." - Monty Python & the Holy Grail

[felicity shagwell]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride)

"You're cleverer than you look. Which is still better than looking cleverer than you actually are." (John Cleese, Die Another Day)

"Worrying is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere." (Van Wilder, Van Wilder - Party Liaison)

[The_Bay_Boy]

I'll get the ball rolling with this classic exchange:

Jessep : "You want answers?"
Kaffee : "I want the truth!"
Jessep : "You can't handle the truth!"

(Jack Nicholson & Tom Cruise, A Few Good Men)

Ha ha ha Good Topic.

I'll follow it up with

Jessep: "You want me on that wall... You need me on that wall"

[The_Bay_Boy]

Another Favourite is Al Pacino in "Scarface"

"First you get da money, Den you get da Power, Den you get da women"


or another classic Al Pacino line


"Hoo Haa" (Scent of a women)

[godoubleblues]

Sean Connery in The Rock
"Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen. "

Steve Buscemi in Con Air
"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. " Sweet Home Alabama was playing in the background

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

Anchorman
''I Love Lamp''
''LOUD NOISES''

To many from monty Python to name.

[Magpiespower]

According to the Guinness Book of Film, these are the most famous film quotes of all time...

"Bond. James Bond."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
- Rick (Bogie) in Casablanca

"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."
- Tira (Mae West) in I'm No Angel

"I'll be back."
- The Terminator (Arnie) in The Terminator

"Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
- Helen (Jean Harlow) in Hell's Angels

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
- Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) in Forrest Gump

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
- The President (Groucho Marx) in Duck Soup

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
- Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) in Gone With the Wind

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
- Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver

"Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."
- Anna (Greta Garbo) in Anna Christie


Reakon pretty much all of Casablanca is quotable. Here's a few classics...

"Of all the gin joint in all the towns in all the world, she has to walk into mine."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"I was misinformed."

"We'll always have Paris."

"Louis, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship."

- Rick (Bogie) in Casablanca


Also...

"You big gold teeth, gold chain wearing, fried chicken and biscuit eating, monkey, ape, baboon, big dye, fast running, high jumpin, spear chucking, 360 degree basketball dunking, titsoon, spade, moulan yan. Here's your f@#$in' pizza piece and go the f@#$ back to Africa."
- Vito (John Turturro) in Do the Right Thing

"One of his guys pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He puts one of your guys in hospital, you send his to the morgue. That's how you get Capone!"
- Jimmy (Sean Connery) in The Untouchables

[Pseudo]

YOU'RE A SEXY WOMAN, FLO

It is the duty of all men to think god out of existence

[MagicKiwi]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[JK]

Plenty of Samuel L's from Pulp Fiction ... (Haven't watched for a while so whilst maybe slightly off you'll get the drift)

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

"English Mo' Fo Do You Speak It?"

"Hamburgers ... The cornerstone of every nutritional American breakfast"

"What does Marcellas Wallace look like ... Does he look like a bitch?"

[Leaping Lindner]

"This isn't 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
John Goodman in The Big Lebowski.

[MightyEagles]

Pulp Fiction.
"Do you know what they call a double qtr pounder with cheese in France?"
"What?"
"A Royal with Cheese."

[Sam_goUUUdogs]

Kevin and Perry Go Large

''You Are So Unfair, I Hate You''
''Are You Bloody Blind!!! ''

[The_Bay_Boy]

"You've learnt the two most important lessons in life.... Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut!!!"
(Robert De Niro saying to a young Henry Hill in "GoodFellas")

[Booney]

"Warriors come out and play"

"Can we paint his member Gold?"
"How about No,you crazy dutch bastard."

[Gilly]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Jules (Samuel L Jackson), Pulp Fiction

[Punk Rooster]

I f**k'n hate Pikies! (Snatch)
Now a simple question of ettiquette, as I pass do I give you the Ass or the Crotch? (Fight Club)

[Gilly]

REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Life of Brian

[Peter Falconia]

Napoleon Dynamite

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?



Apocalypse Now

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?

Lance: What?

Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.

[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time, we had a hail bomb. And for five hours, I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, smells like... victory.