What's in a name? - Men

[Rik E Boy]

What's in a name.... from an email I recieved today.


Aaron ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian small todger, probably gay.
Alan shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold loser.
Arthur hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley wanker who's losing his hair.
Barry lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
Ben kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
Bert looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his
mouth open.
Bob quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon good looking but uses girls.
Brendan quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan sexy, but stupid
Bronsen annoying and never grows up
Bruce stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron Australian, like Bruce.
Carl thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad cute, sensitive and very studly
Charles can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and
kisses like a washing machine.
Christian very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clive very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
Darren charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl smells bad, has no real mates.
David hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
Dave extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean full of himself and thinks with his ****.
Dennis either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek has a great sense of humour, and blow
Dominic hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don dickhead.
Doug has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew bad
Duncan hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Elliott full of himself.
Eric shy.
Ewan a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank "different"
Fred sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
Gareth sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a wanker.
Glen the sweetest guy
Graeme very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham will screw anything.
Grant HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry has back hair.
Harvey cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
Hayden tries hard.
Henry has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli
boots.
Howard likes small breasts
Ian really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
Ivor militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack stupid but hot, always alright.
Jake shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie scum of the earth.
James built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff really ugly.
Jerome gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel arse.
John has no friends or life
Jolyon absolute raving homosexual.
Jon countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon loud, sex mad and great with it
Jordan sexy but weird in bed.
Jose hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh full of himself, fun.
Junior hottie and totally good at football.
Justin aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
Judith Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane an absolute and complete arsehole.
Kevin always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
Keith good person to talk to when you have a problem
Kenneth very, very...anything you want him to be.


Kurt can kick anyone's arse.
Kyle hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurie short and funny looking.
Lee girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas fat loser that dates other men.
Luke seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.
Malcolm tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
Mark wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.
Matt likes drink and is full of s***.
Mathew has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about
porn.
Michael very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
Mick always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike shag muffin.
Mohammed small penis.
Morgan the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick nice
Neil sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver likes men but is in denial.
Oscar loser.
Owen cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rhys great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard can't see his feet as balls are too big.
Ricky ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
Rob constantly watches porn.
Ron spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his
own arse.
Roy total loser and computer genius.
Rupert arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam wannabe sex machine.
Scott has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
Sean has small testicles and no friends.
Seth so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
Shannon the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
Spencer loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
Stuart droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Ted hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
Teddy great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby best blow ever.
Tom extremely arrogant.
Tommy no
Tony hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
Travis fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy cute and popular.
Taylor happy, laughing hyena.
Warren cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will wishes he were popular.
William tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
Zach sweet and polite and adorable.
Zack thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

regards,

REB (not Ricky LOL)

[JK]

What's in a name.... from an email I recieved today.

Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

LMAO

[Dissident]

I'm not Gay!

And I've never met anyone called Florence (Apart from watching Bad Boy Bubby)

[Footy Chick]

What's in a name.... from an email I recieved today.

Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

LMAO

that IS pretty funny.... and i was laughing (and also amazed at the accuracy) of your name CP!!

[Wedgie]

Hooray, Im a nice guy and am nice to all girls!
Just a pity I smell like wee.

[heater31]

I'm not Gay!

And I've never met anyone called Florence (Apart from watching Bad Boy Bubby)

At least you still get to be alive unlike me as im walking target practice

[Booney]

I'm not Gay!

And I've never met anyone called Florence (Apart from watching Bad Boy Bubby)

YEAH and YEAH!! You and me Diss.

[JK]

What's in a name.... from an email I recieved today.

Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

LMAO

that IS pretty funny.... and i was laughing (and also amazed at the accuracy) of your name CP!!

This sux, if I say I agree with the middle bit, it will confirm the last bit!!

[Footy Chick]

I'm not Gay!

And I've never met anyone called Florence (Apart from watching Bad Boy Bubby)

YEAH and YEAH!! You and me Diss.

I thought you might have gone under DAVE instead of David

[ca]

Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Can't argue with the last part, someone has been spying on me;

[Wedgie]

I tell ya, Punk Rooster's is spot on for those who know his name!

[Dissident]

I tell ya, Punk Rooster's is spot on for those who know his name!

LOL!
I ain't sayin' nothing!

[heater31]

I tell ya, Punk Rooster's is spot on for those who know his name!

he he he i just looked up his name on the SAAFL website

[MagicKiwi]

I tell ya, Punk Rooster's is spot on for those who know his name!

[RustyCage]

I wanna change my name now!!!

[TroyGFC]

[spell_check]

Hmm, dunno about me, but my description could be worse...

[Rik E Boy]

I tell ya, Punk Rooster's is spot on for those who know his name!

You mean it's not Punk??

regards,

REB

[MightyEagles]

I'm not scum.

[mick]

Mick always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Punk's is spot on.....scary stuff