The Greenfield Post can exclusively reveal that journalists from Australia’s biggest newspapers, TV stations and radio outlets actually have no ******* idea where players will or will not be traded.
Our yearlong investigation into the fraudulent claims made by so called ‘experts’ dates back to the baseless rumours that Ollie Wines would be lining up for Carlton this season, with the young gun then ‘sensationally back flipping’ and singing a three-year deal to remain with the Power.
The Wines gossip – like 95 per cent of the ‘exclusives’ on player movements – turned out to be complete malarkey. But the truth behind the nonsensical trade whispers is much, much darker.
“It’s all about selling newspapers and getting clicks on websites,” our insider revealed.
“Just because a teams out of the finals and no longer playing, doesn’t mean they still can’t dominate the back pages.
“Look at the Pies, they haven’t played finals in four seasons but the black and white still sells papers.
“Do you honestly think any team would be ‘interested’ in Chris Mayne? It’s laughable how gullible the public is.”
When quizzed on how the so-called ‘exclusives’ are formed, our insider was refreshingly honest.
“There’s no divide between news outlets, all the big wigs get together in the front bar at the Young & Jackson – Caro, Barrett, Stevo – and they just smash pints and laugh about who can devise the biggest ‘exclusive,” our source said.
“Not Robbo though, he’s not invited. He just takes the rumours and runs with them.”
Sometimes the dartboard method appears to pay off, but the source says that’s down to pure luck.
“They get lucky occasionally, like that Jono Brown to Collingwood rumour a few years back,” our source said.
“That was one of Caro’s; she nearly cried with laughter when it turned out to be true in his autobiography!”
When asked which rumour we can expect to dominate the back pages this trade period, our source was quick to the point.
“Hutchy’s pushing us all to pedal the Gary Ablett back to Geelong thing, but we’re really loving Nat Fyfe to St Kilda. We really want to see Warnie get right up and about.”
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