Dear Spell-check - bitchometer

[Rushby Hinds]

Can you please bump my favourite thread?


The Bitch-a-rometer?

[spell_check]

Points Bitch Partnership (Form since partnership was created)
3 Central vs Eagles (3 wins)
6.4 Central vs Glenelg (32 wins and 4 losses)
5.4 Central vs North (27 wins and 4 losses)
3 Central vs Norwood (9 wins and 2 losses)
3 Central vs Port (9 wins and 2 losses)
4.5 Central vs South (18 wins and 3 losses)
5 Central vs Sturt (15 wins 3 losses)
5.25 Central vs West (21 wins 3 losses)
6 Eagles vs Glenelg (18 wins 2 losses)
1.5 Eagles vs North (3 wins 1 loss)
5.5 Eagles vs Norwood (11 wins 1 loss)
0 Eagles vs Port
5.5 Eagles vs South (22 wins 3 losses)
13 Eagles vs Sturt (13 wins)
4 Eagles vs West (8 wins 1 loss)
2 North vs Glenelg (4 wins 1 loss)
2 Glenelg vs Norwood (6 wins 2 losses)
3 Glenelg vs Port (3 wins - draw is excluded)
0 Glenelg vs South
3.83 Sturt vs Glenelg (23 wins 5 losses)
0 Glenelg vs West
2 North vs Norwood (6 wins 2 losses)
2.5 North vs Port (9 wins 4 losses)
6 North vs South (6 wins - draw is excluded)
3 North vs Sturt (6 wins 1 loss)
10 North vs West (10 wins)
2 Port vs Norwood (4 wins 1 loss)
0 Norwood vs South
3 Norwood vs Sturt (6 wins 1 loss)
2 Norwood vs West (4 wins 1 loss)
0 Port vs South
0 Port vs Sturt
3.5 Port vs West (7 wins 1 loss)
0 South vs Sturt
2 South vs West (4 wins 1 loss)
4.6 Sturt vs West (23 wins 4 losses)

Points Bitcher
30.55 Central
26 Eagles
25.5 North
8.43 Sturt
5.5 Port
5 Glenelg
5 Norwood
2 South
0 West

Points Bitchee
0 Central
3 Eagles
6.9 North
8.5 Port
14.5 Norwood
16 South
18.33 Glenelg
24 Sturt
32.35 West

[spell_check]

Each 'bitch partnership' is created when a team wins 3 matches in a row over another. It is broken when the other team wins 2 matches in a row. Draws are excluded from calculations. One point is awarded when a team wins over the other. Therefore when a partnership is created, 3 points are added to one teams' bitcher account, 3 points are added to the bitchee amount. When the bitchee wins a match, the points are halved between the teams. If the bitchee does not win the next match, but wins another time, the points are divided by three (instead of two). And so on, until the bitchee wins two in a row to break the partnership.

[smithy]

You like bitches Spelly ?

[spell_check]

You like bitches Spelly ?

Ah, well, which type of bitches are we talking about?

[eyeofthetiger]

So your point Borat er Rushby is that we now have Port as our bitches yes/no.

[Rushby Hinds]

Definitely.

[brent]

Damn centrals, we love you long time

[brent]

there's some strong bitch rivalries (or "bitch fights") in the SANFL...

one long standing bitch fight has been the bitterly debated south v glenelg rivalry, which has returned to a scoreless draw after a few years of south dishing out the punishment

as far as centrals goes i think we've been dropping the liquid soap