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Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:25 pm
by Dogmatic
If Clarke can get through this period there are plenty of runs out there for him.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:25 pm
by Jim05
I hate these pricks but fantastic stuff by Morkel

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:25 pm
by The Sleeping Giant
CoverKing wrote:clarke not taking a backward step and has stayed out there.

would not be surprised if he has a fractured arm or something after that hit from morkel...

backing clarke to make a score here!


Wouldn't be able to hold a cricket bat.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:26 pm
by The Sleeping Giant
carey wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Steyn injured. What a cheat.

Well he does wear long sleeves ;)


Does he?


No


I know. That pink tape on his arm is a dead giveaway.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:27 pm
by Jim05
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Steyn injured. What a cheat.

Well he does wear long sleeves ;)


Does he?

No but its a running joke with squids who claims all bowlers wearing long sleeves are chuckers and he reckons Steyn is a chucker

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:28 pm
by carey
God they always have hot chicks at the cricket over there......

Why don't we ever get them here?

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:29 pm
by The Sleeping Giant
Jim05 wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:Steyn injured. What a cheat.

Well he does wear long sleeves ;)


Does he?

No but its a running joke with squids who claims all bowlers wearing long sleeves are chuckers and he reckons Steyn is a chucker


Squids thinks a lot of things.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:29 pm
by dedja
they don't have Johnny Haysman ...

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:31 pm
by carey
dedja wrote:they don't have Johnny Haysman ...


He makes gum boots look hot! :lol:

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:38 pm
by whufc
Good to see Steyn getting a good feed in

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:39 pm
by rod_rooster
Warner talks a lot and isn't very bright but boy he can bat. Could become one of our greats in time. Like him or not he can seriously play.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:40 pm
by LaughingKookaburra
I work with Saffers every day and the blokes look like Fred Flintstone and the birds look like Heidi Klum. It's a 50's society where women are treated like stay @ home housewives and are expected to stay in shape for the big fat arrogant lugs who carry on.

Sounds pretty good Haha

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:42 pm
by wristwatcher
carey wrote:God they always have hot chicks at the cricket over there......

Why don't we ever get them here?



We do. They just run away when they see you coming ;)

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:44 pm
by carey
wristwatcher wrote:
carey wrote:God they always have hot chicks at the cricket over there......

Why don't we ever get them here?



We do. They just run away when they see you coming ;)


Well played young man :lol:

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:44 pm
by carey
wristwatcher wrote:
carey wrote:God they always have hot chicks at the cricket over there......

Why don't we ever get them here?



We do. They just run away when they see you coming ;)


So will I see you at the free piss show Sat at the Lakes?

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:05 am
by mal
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
mal wrote:
mal wrote:OK
Mr Sleepy
Doggy
Jimbo
The Clarke critics in this innings


The South Africans will give Clarke more chin deliveries b4 this series has finished
They have won round 1
How should Clarke play from here on ?
Should he play the same shot ?
Should he pull and hook at everything ?
Should he fend them off defensively?
Should he just duck and Weave ?
Should he sway back to the legside and slash through the offside [like Bradman v Larwood] ?
Should he use a tactic I have not posted ?

WHUFC you can post as well


Can anyone post what Clarke should do ?
Clarke was caught at fine leg playing a pull shot off SSsSsSsteyn


Put the shot away for the rest of the series.


Sleepy What should Clarke do now ?

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:08 am
by wristwatcher
carey wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:
carey wrote:God they always have hot chicks at the cricket over there......

Why don't we ever get them here?



We do. They just run away when they see you coming ;)


So will I see you at the free piss show Sat at the Lakes?



Free Piss means I'm a certainty. Lets see how much of that fat bastards money we can drink :lol: should be good fun

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:29 am
by Jim05
Warner gone for 135, great knock.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:50 am
by daysofourlives
Would love to see Clarke pull away from Morkel just after he does his spin before running in.
Do it about 6 times in a row, see if he gets dizzy, might even get a ball on his half the pitch.

Re: Test Squad for South African Tour - predictions & discus

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:21 am
by Squids
Should cash in here