Worst Song Lyrics?

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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby HH3 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:51 pm

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Dr Worm is a cracker :D


The most played song down at Nth Haven, sung more than cheer cheer the black and the white of recent years :D


Yeah a night at North Haven back when i was there consisted of constantly singing Dr Worm and downing Ouzo and Raspberry...
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby piccachu » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:57 pm

Yeah a night at North Haven back when i was there consisted of constantly singing Dr Worm and downing Ouzo and Raspberry...


let me guess was the ouzo served to you in a tall glass with lots of ice and commonly refered to as the nectar of the gods!!
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby Interceptor » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:59 pm

'Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes'

Steve Miller "Take the Money and Run"

Good song, but that verse ain't the best.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:48 pm

piccachu wrote:
Yeah a night at North Haven back when i was there consisted of constantly singing Dr Worm and downing Ouzo and Raspberry...


let me guess was the ouzo served to you in a tall glass with lots of ice and commonly refered to as the nectar of the gods!!


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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby Media Park » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:33 pm

Most of the early Eminem gear...

If I bother to post the lyrics verbatim, they would be removed... :oops:

But certain comments about his own mother and intimacy, is woeful...
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby CK » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:22 pm

The entire catalogue of Nickelback.

One of my greatest fears in life is waking up in a locked room with their music playing over speakers.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:11 pm

CK wrote:The entire catalogue of Nickelback.

One of my greatest fears in life is waking up in a locked room with their music playing over speakers.

I don't like them very much aswell. They have two good songs- Animals and Burning to the Ground. Apart from that the rest is poo.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby CK » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:41 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
CK wrote:The entire catalogue of Nickelback.

One of my greatest fears in life is waking up in a locked room with their music playing over speakers.

I don't like them very much aswell. They have two good songs- Animals and Burning to the Ground. Apart from that the rest is poo.


How anyone can stand in the middle of a stadium, with a straight face, singing "I like your pants around your feet, I like the dirt that's on your knees" is completely beyond me.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:21 am

I still reckon Nickelback are Hanson grown up. ;)

More bad lyrics - 'swim through your baggage like a fish in the sea' - Uncle Kracker. Pissweak.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby Johno6 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:24 am

the whole new song from unckle kraker is terrible.... very bad lyrics
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby OnSong » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:41 am

fisho mcspaz wrote:I still reckon Nickelback are Hanson grown up. ;)

More bad lyrics - 'swim through your baggage like a fish in the sea' - Uncle Kracker. Pissweak.


Swim through your veins would be more accurate. Lol
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:48 pm

OnSong wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:I still reckon Nickelback are Hanson grown up. ;)

More bad lyrics - 'swim through your baggage like a fish in the sea' - Uncle Kracker. Pissweak.


Swim through your veins would be more accurate. Lol


God, is that what he's saying? It's still s***, AND it means he mumbles! ;)
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:26 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:
OnSong wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:I still reckon Nickelback are Hanson grown up. ;)

More bad lyrics - 'swim through your baggage like a fish in the sea' - Uncle Kracker. Pissweak.


Swim through your veins would be more accurate. Lol


God, is that what he's saying? It's still s***, AND it means he mumbles! ;)

Are you sure Fisho? Can you actually hear what he's saying? ;)
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:31 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:
OnSong wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:I still reckon Nickelback are Hanson grown up. ;)

More bad lyrics - 'swim through your baggage like a fish in the sea' - Uncle Kracker. Pissweak.


Swim through your veins would be more accurate. Lol


God, is that what he's saying? It's still s***, AND it means he mumbles! ;)

Are you sure Fisho? Can you actually hear what he's saying? ;)


The song is AWFUL whether I can hear the words properly or not! :lol: But yeah, I'm probably just auditorally challenged.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:03 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:
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fisho mcspaz wrote:God, is that what he's saying? It's still s***, AND it means he mumbles! ;)

Are you sure Fisho? Can you actually hear what he's saying? ;)

The song is AWFUL whether I can hear the words properly or not! :lol: But yeah, I'm probably just auditorally challenged.

That's what I thought.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:50 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:God, is that what he's saying? It's still s***, AND it means he mumbles! ;)

Are you sure Fisho? Can you actually hear what he's saying? ;)

The song is AWFUL whether I can hear the words properly or not! :lol: But yeah, I'm probably just auditorally challenged.

That's what I thought.

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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby CK » Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:24 pm

Should preface this by saying that I love the Black Eyed Peas (anything pre-Monkey Business, at least), but their latest stuff is nothing to write home about. Neither is "I Gotta Feeling"..."Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, let's do it, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, let's do it", and then launch into around 30 repeats of "Tonight's gonna be a good night, tonight's gonna be a good, good night".

Somehow, "Boom Boom Pow" manages to be worse..."I"m so 3008, you're so 2000 and late". Erk.
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby Dirk Tazelaar » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:25 pm

If Indisposed by Australian Crawl hasn't been mentioned yet, it should have:

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He got hit by a fender
But he'll soon be on the menda
He's of the male gender
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby Dirk Tazelaar » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:31 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:That song 'Breakfast at Tiffanys'...Ridiculous lyrics.

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Would be much better if the chorus started like this:

And I said "what about Weekend at Bernies,
She said "I think I remember that dead guy".
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Re: Worst Song Lyrics?

Postby MatteeG » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:59 pm

CK wrote:Neither is "I Gotta Feeling"..."Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, let's do it, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, let's do it", and then launch into around 30 repeats of "Tonight's gonna be a good night, tonight's gonna be a good, good night".


=D> =D> =D>

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