Damn you auto correct.

Anything!

Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:54 am

----If you do lunch when will you go.
Soon. Very Hungry
----Ok well let me know when you're ready.
----Tonight around sunset the Transit of penis begins
Josh reads what you typed
----FML. The Tranny of Vebus
----Transit of Venus! Jeez!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:15 am

----I want to buy a pet bird for my mom. Maybe a parrot.
Oh that's cool
When I was in my 20s I had a C@#KATTACK.
----Oh didn't we all.
Ahh hahaha Cockatoo, even
----How many times have you typed c@$kattack.
Too many, apparently
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:02 am

Hi babe
----Sitting on c@#ks with Avery. She wont let me leave her side.
----Couch.
Ummm WTF
----Couch, I meant couch Avery too young to sit on c@#ks.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:17 am

Mooing
Noon
Moo
Non
NOOOOOOOO
Jesus
Croat
Crust
Dear scrible virgin!
Make it stop.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Spargo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:24 am

We have sunk to new depths.....
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2024 champ, Spargo’s Good Friday Cup @ Ascot

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‘Magine they’re busy, think I’m doin’ ok…
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby scoob » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:27 am

MightyEagles wrote:Mooing
Noon
Moo
Non
NOOOOOOOO
Jesus
Croat
Crust
Dear scrible virgin!
Make it stop.


THis is A-Class nonsense... if you look up nonsense in the dictionary you will find this post!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Spargo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:40 am

Lucky squids didn't post it.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:01 am

14/3/14

Lol Chewy bacon is the best!
Mmmm Mmm :)
----I like to crack in my tw@t
----Oh my gosh
----Teeth
Lol Rofl
----I do not put bacon in my tw@t
Wow. Obviously apple believes you to like use some interesting words.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:09 am

Lol. I'm here. How are you?
----I am tired but doing great! I've been so lazy lately!
You have been a busy bee. You make me feel lazy lol.
---LOL I'm fondling myself again and it feels really good. I'm not depressed and just blah! And it's great having Greg's help.
---OH MY GOODNESS! Finding ! I'm finding myself.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:00 am

-----I know that but it hurts. I'm so drunk right know.
Lol I love you. I know it hurts. Be strong
----I am. Soaking in the tub thinking about how tight I am.
----Tough!!!****
----Not tight. LOL!
----Oh My God!
Lmfao, I know we are close but that pushed it a bit,
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:23 am

Yayy!!

1 more beer then we're lesbian

Autocorrect!!!! Haha!! Leaving!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:16 am

Oh yeeeeah! I'm in the building son!
We should grab some drinks afterwards!
....Yes....yes after church fellatio!
NOOOOOO!!
-----Damn.....Autocorrect got people sinnin' LOL!
Omg autocorrect!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:19 am

-----Yes!!!! Me neither! Have fun girl:)
Thank u .... u too on Friday!!!
-----Thanks.
Np make sure you have fun!!!
-----Of course!! I'm taking a s#@t for you tonight :)
Shot right ????
----Hahaa yes!!!!! shot! hahahahahahaha
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:13 am

----Ireland is beautiful! You would really love it here.
I am so jealous!
Make sure you see the penis of man before you come home!
----What!!! Lol mom are you drunk??? Penis of man
----It's not that kind of trip. hahahahahahaha
ISLE OF MAN!!!!!! NO PENIS
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Johno6 » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:14 am

this morning my phone kept spelling "grater" as "greater" it was hilarious
me and the missus are still laughing about it.

"greater" oh me oh my!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:51 pm

----Close* not float. Lol
I have to get back and reread all those and it might be a minute because I just dropped an entire crock pot of f@#king human beings all over the kitchen floor.
----Human beings!!!!???? What the f@#k are you cooking?
Are you gone and laughing so f@#king hard I can't even breathe right now
Ham and beans.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:13 am

Morning babycakes! xo
---Worst night ever.
Awww why??
---Woke up with penis attack and diarreah.
---Panic
---I think I ate a bad d@#$
---Ugh dinner
I like the idea of a penis attack better!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:39 am

----Realllly
Not a bad day, toned to stage n cancelled 15 mins after, my penis exploded in my pocket n all over my pants and the recliner so I had to scrub that, got a little nap, n ate a Turkey burger
----Your penis exploded?
----That musta hurt like hell.
OMG!!!!!! MY PEN*******
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:32 am

----Will you let Richard know that I just now finished my last day of community service!!!! And, that I will call him tomorrow and touch balls with him about Friday.
----F@#k! I meant base but couldn't stop it in time :-(
I am about to cry
----From sadness or my mistake?
From hysterical laughter
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:36 am

----Uncle d!@khealer wants you poppin checkin granpa when you get done with whore
----None of the was right at all. Uncle denny wants you to stop and check on ranpa when you are done at work
Huh
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