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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:32 pm
by RB
Booney wrote:


11th tier? How do you even calculate that? [emoji38]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_football_league_system

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:33 pm
by Jim05
Most big Euro leagues have similar if not more tiers with promotion/relegation etc.
England for instance has 11 official tiers and then another 400+ divisions of local football. Theoretically even the tiniest two bit club in the UK is able to work its way up to the Premier League as all leagues flow through via promotion and relegation.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:40 pm
by RB
Jim05 wrote:Theoretically even the tiniest two bit club in the UK is able to work its way up to the Premier League as all leagues flow through via promotion and relegation.


And even Liverpool could be relegated to the Sunday leagues.

We live in hope.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:43 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Jim05 wrote:
Most big Euro leagues have similar if not more tiers with promotion/relegation etc.
England for instance has 11 official tiers and then another 400+ divisions of local football. Theoretically even the tiniest two bit club in the UK is able to work its way up to the Premier League as all leagues flow through via promotion and relegation.

That was the best part of playing player manager 2003

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:43 pm
by Booney
Jim05 wrote:
Most big Euro leagues have similar if not more tiers with promotion/relegation etc.
England for instance has 11 official tiers and then another 400+ divisions of local football. Theoretically even the tiniest two bit club in the UK is able to work its way up to the Premier League as all leagues flow through via promotion and relegation.


This is nearly as dull as the sport itself.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:40 am
by The Bedge
That stupid vote for my clubroom thing on Facebook and the IFFC and SFC faithful getting real passionate about it. :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 11:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
The joys of working with women.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:33 pm
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:The joys of working with women.

You're the floor manager at the Crazy Horse?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:42 am
by Lightning McQueen
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The joys of working with women.

You're the floor manager at the Crazy Horse?

One can wish. They hunt in packs here and one of them wants to fight with me almost daily, sits there huffing, sighing and muttering under her breath trying to get me to bite.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:46 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The joys of working with women.

You're the floor manager at the Crazy Horse?

One can wish. They hunt in packs here and one of them wants to fight with me almost daily, sits there huffing, sighing and muttering under her breath trying to get me to bite.


Ask her out for a drink.
I’m sure that’s what she really wants

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:54 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Ask her out for a drink.
I’m sure that’s what she really wants

It's since a night in the city that she's gotten salty, she got pretty hammered at a work show and kept asking me to kick on with her.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:17 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Ask her out for a drink.
I’m sure that’s what she really wants

It's since a night in the city that she's gotten salty, she got pretty hammered at a work show and kept asking me to kick on with her.


Everyone loves a team player

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:26 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Everyone loves a team player


I reckon I'd end up in a red room with my dick super-glued to my thigh if I took the chance.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:27 am
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Everyone loves a team player


I reckon I'd end up in a red room with my dick super-glued to my thigh if I took the chance.


You only live once mate :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:29 am
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I reckon I'd end up in a red room with my dick super-glued to my thigh if I took the chance.


You only live once mate :lol:

It hurt too much prying it off last time.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:29 am
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Everyone loves a team player


I reckon I'd end up in a red room with my dick super-glued to my thigh if I took the chance.
Im not one to kink shame.

If thats your thing, you do you.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:43 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I reckon I'd end up in a red room with my dick super-glued to my thigh if I took the chance.


You only live once mate :lol:

It hurt too much prying it off last time.

Next time sing out, I’ll lend you some ointment I’ve got.
Like peeling a cheese sandwich apart...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:50 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Next time sing out, I’ll lend you some ointment I’ve got.
Like peeling a cheese sandwich apart...

Cheers, kero didn't work so well.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:50 am
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Everyone loves a team player


I reckon I'd end up in a red room with my dick super-glued to my thigh if I took the chance.
Im not one to kink shame.

If thats your thing, you do you.

Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

I'd rather do me.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:00 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Next time sing out, I’ll lend you some ointment I’ve got.
Like peeling a cheese sandwich apart...

Cheers, kero didn't work so well.

Rookie mistake.