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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 9:13 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:Or someone that annoyingly repeats themselves...

Yeah, I'm a natural born loser.

;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:44 pm
by Booney
Friends daughter has been involved on several MLM schemes, Kyani, some other shit, then some other shit now she's flogging "Healy" devices.

This is the gist of the thing :

The Digital Nutrition Application* creates lists of foods that naturally contain the substances your organism needs, according to a simple questionnaire and your nutritional type. The Individualized Microcurrent Frequency (IMF) Healy DNA** programs contain the resonant frequencies for individual vitamins and minerals and are meant to harmonize your Bioenergetic Field

Using our expert databases, the HealAdvisor Search App* finds the right Individualized Microcurrent Frequency (IMF) Healy programs for the harmonization of your Bioenergetic Field. New recommendations of Healy IMF programs are continuously being added to the HealAdvisor Cloud, an AI-based module that is constantly expanded with the latest knowledge about frequencies!

About $4000 to have your chakra shook. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:50 pm
by amber_fluid
Everyone needs their chakra shook occasionally

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:54 pm
by Magellan

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:57 pm
by amber_fluid
Magellan wrote:


Ever had your chakra shook?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:01 pm
by Magellan
amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:


Ever had your chakra shook?

No, but I must confess my chi is often out of alignment.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:04 pm
by amber_fluid
Magellan wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Magellan wrote:


Ever had your chakra shook?

No, but I must confess my chi is often out of alignment.


I had a similar problem.
Just remember to keep your body straight when pullin’ it

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:04 pm
by heater31
Is this Paleo Pete's latest offering????

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 3:51 pm
by Armchair expert
Nestle screwing up the new name for redskins

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 10:52 pm
by Dutchy
Jodie Hicks plays for the WBBL Sydney Sixers, has played 12 games this season, stats -


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:57 am
by JK
Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:09 am
by Lightning McQueen
JK wrote:Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons

Surely they knew that last week.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:39 am
by cracka
JK wrote:Mind, Body and Psychic fair had to be cancelled due to unforeseen reasons

Don't know why they even advertise when it's on, shouldn't the psychics just know already :D
I'll see myself out

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 7:57 am
by mickey
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:56 pm
by Magellan
Ghanaian newsreader butchers his pronunciation of the EPL results.


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:17 am
by Lightning McQueen
Magellan wrote:Ghanaian newsreader butchers his pronunciation of the EPL results.


10/10 for trying.

I work with a Croatian bloke who struggles with a few words, "We need to commucate more" is a fave of mine.

Sometimes we're talking work logistics and politics and he'll say to me "You know what I don't understand?"

I reply with "Basic English?"

Sometimes he laughs.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:12 am
by Lightning McQueen
Working with women.

They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:22 am
by Bum Crack
Lightning McQueen wrote:Working with women.

They sit on my desk bagging the hell out of each other but all lovey dovey when they're together, I know I get a fair shellacking when I leave for the day :lol:

Yeah I hear ya. I despise people like that. Two faced ****!!!!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:21 am
by HH3
Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:29 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:Ive got one here thats left over from the old company.

Giving me the shits this week. Might have to suggest shes moved on.

I have a 100% strike rate so far.

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Nice work, I've asked to be relocated and they've obliged.

They're all so friggin loud and they talk women's shit, they seem to have a roster for sickies, every time one takes one the others think "awesome, I can take one now", it goes around in circles, I've been here about 15 years this stint and a chick that's been here about 15 months has taken more sickies than me.

It's more annoying because they come and make my ears bleed when the others are absent.