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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:03 pm
by Magellan
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

:lol:


From the Very Silly Party?

If he had another child it would've been called Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel Rees-Mogg.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:45 pm
by Corona Man
Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:British politician Jacob Rees-Mogg and what he's named his children :

Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg
Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan Rees-Mogg
Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam Rees-Mogg
Peter Theodore Alphege Rees-Mogg
Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius Rees-Mogg
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma Rees-Mogg

:lol:


From the Very Silly Party?

If he had another child it would've been called Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel Rees-Mogg.


That's quite possibly his father!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:28 am
by Lightning McQueen
My facebook newsfeed being littered with amateur footy player signings across the state from one platform, the best one yet was a Para Hills FC signing yet the dude has never played football before.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:13 am
by Mythical Creature
Lightning McQueen wrote:My facebook newsfeed being littered with amateur footy player signings across the state from one platform, the best one yet was a Para Hills FC signing yet the dude has never played football before.


This advertising of players signing really shits me. All it is doing is putting some no name spud up in headlights for a couple of hours. With the way things work some kids might even want to change clubs just for their own publicity. Even worse announcements that your captain has re signed etc. So he should he is your captain!
Fair enough advertising your coach, they are the face of your club, but that's where it should stop.
Even saw one the other day for a women's team player signing.
I actually think this is the biggest thing wrong with amateur and country footy at the moment. Its disgusting

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:05 am
by Brodlach
There was one of our former players who hasn’t played in 4 years and only C Grade as the second coming of Gary Ablett

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:07 am
by Mr Beefy
Brodlach wrote:There was one of our former players who hasn’t played in 4 years and only C Grade as the second coming of Gary Ablett

*third

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:15 am
by Booney
People assembling in Victoria Square in large numbers without any consequence from authorities to protest against their loss of freedom.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:24 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:People assembling in Victoria Square in large numbers without any consequence from authorities to protest against their loss of freedom.

Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:26 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:People assembling in Victoria Square in large numbers without any consequence from authorities to protest against their loss of freedom.

Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.


Did you think they were normal or suspect otherwise?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:29 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.


Did you think they were normal or suspect otherwise?

I have many on my list that are there for pure boredom, I keep most hidden then go do a search to see what shit they've posted since my last search for a laugh.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 1:24 pm
by Failed Creation
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Yeah, a couple people I know on FB were heading down there and letting it be known, perhaps they "thug lyfed" it and caught the train in without a mask.


Did you think they were normal or suspect otherwise?

I have many on my list that are there for pure boredom, I keep most hidden then go do a search to see what shit they've posted since my last search for a laugh.


I use those sorts of people as a self-esteem boost.

I know I might be that guy for many folks too.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 2:12 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Failed Creation wrote:
I use those sorts of people as a self-esteem boost.

I know I might be that guy for many folks too.

:lol: :lol:

Not at all mate.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:33 am
by Failed Creation
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
I use those sorts of people as a self-esteem boost.

I know I might be that guy for many folks too.

:lol: :lol:

Not at all mate.


Aww shucks...

I have a few of those people in my extended 'family'. They're the reason I always want to avoid Xmas lunch.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:09 pm
by whufc
Mythical Creature wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My facebook newsfeed being littered with amateur footy player signings across the state from one platform, the best one yet was a Para Hills FC signing yet the dude has never played football before.


This advertising of players signing really shits me. All it is doing is putting some no name spud up in headlights for a couple of hours. With the way things work some kids might even want to change clubs just for their own publicity. Even worse announcements that your captain has re signed etc. So he should he is your captain!
Fair enough advertising your coach, they are the face of your club, but that's where it should stop.
Even saw one the other day for a women's team player signing.
I actually think this is the biggest thing wrong with amateur and country footy at the moment. Its disgusting


The best I saw was the Central United trainer......admittedly she was easy on the eye but ffs the trainer.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:05 pm
by Lightning McQueen
A woman at work when it comes to describing her son and husband's jobs.

There's been a few doozies over the years when people have asked.

"What does your son do?"
"He umpires AFL" is her reply. (He is a boundary umpire in the ammo's).
"He's a security guard" was another. (He checks peoples temps with a temp gun as they enter a work site).

"What does you husband do?
"He's a lab technician" was todays reply. (He works for a soil testing company).

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:10 pm
by Wedgie
I don't have an issue with that.
Anyway back to my job as an Alcohol Engineer and a Coffee Technician.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:26 pm
by Trader
Lightning McQueen wrote:A woman at work when it comes to describing her son and husband's jobs.

There's been a few doozies over the years when people have asked.

"What does your son do?"
"He umpires AFL" is her reply. (He is a boundary umpire in the ammo's).
"He's a security guard" was another. (He checks peoples temps with a temp gun as they enter a work site).

"What does you husband do?
"He's a lab technician" was todays reply. (He works for a soil testing company).


Don't be so negative.
It's good that she's proud of her family.

I have a job where I spend 7.6 hours doing all I can to pretend to be working without actually doing anything useful. I am not proud of what I do, nor is anyone I know talking up my contributions to a productive society.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:35 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Trader wrote:
Don't be so negative.
It's good that she's proud of her family.

I have a job where I spend 7.6 hours doing all I can to pretend to be working without actually doing anything useful. I am not proud of what I do, nor is anyone I know talking up my contributions to a productive society.


Mate, I've just heard it for years and know them well outside of these walls and it's nothing like it's put across.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:37 pm
by amber_fluid
Trader wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:A woman at work when it comes to describing her son and husband's jobs.

There's been a few doozies over the years when people have asked.

"What does your son do?"
"He umpires AFL" is her reply. (He is a boundary umpire in the ammo's).
"He's a security guard" was another. (He checks peoples temps with a temp gun as they enter a work site).

"What does you husband do?
"He's a lab technician" was todays reply. (He works for a soil testing company).


Don't be so negative.
It's good that she's proud of her family.

I have a job where I spend 7.6 hours doing all I can to pretend to be working without actually doing anything useful. I am not proud of what I do, nor is anyone I know talking up my contributions to a productive society.



Your mum still loves ya!

Plus you contribute daily on here so your good work doesn’t go unnoticed completely

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:46 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:

Your mum still loves ya!

Plus you contribute daily on here so your good work doesn’t go unnoticed completely

Quiet achiever on here, he's won the star pupil for the day many times IMO.