Diary of some pregnant blokes

[Spargo]

I will be taking 2 weeks off at the start of December which will enable me to enjoy the first 2 tests of the summer.

The only tests that you'll be enduring are sleepless nights, dirty nappies and an overload of advice from family & friends who know doubt will "know what's best"

[Booney]

I will be taking 2 weeks off at the start of December which will enable me to enjoy the first 2 tests of the summer.

The only tests that you'll be enduring are sleepless nights, dirty nappies and an overload of advice from family & friends who know doubt will "know what's best"

Yes, and some know all **** with a "book" that will "teach" you about parenting.

[valleys07]

I will be taking 2 weeks off at the start of December which will enable me to enjoy the first 2 tests of the summer.

The only tests that you'll be enduring are sleepless nights, dirty nappies and an overload of advice from family & friends who know doubt will "know what's best"

Yes, and some know all **** with a "book" that will "teach" you about parenting.

Good to know i've wasted 39 weeks reading the ****ing thing then

[PatowalongaPirate]

I will be taking 2 weeks off at the start of December which will enable me to enjoy the first 2 tests of the summer.

The only tests that you'll be enduring are sleepless nights, dirty nappies and an overload of advice from family & friends who know doubt will "know what's best"

Yes, and some know all **** with a "book" that will "teach" you about parenting.

Good to know i've wasted 39 weeks reading the ****ing thing then

I reckon Spargo needs this book :

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[Booney]

I will be taking 2 weeks off at the start of December which will enable me to enjoy the first 2 tests of the summer.

The only tests that you'll be enduring are sleepless nights, dirty nappies and an overload of advice from family & friends who know doubt will "know what's best"

Yes, and some know all **** with a "book" that will "teach" you about parenting.

Good to know i've wasted 39 weeks reading the ****ing thing then

No, no.....I'm sure it will be of huge benefit to you at 3:18 am when you've got shit on your elbows....

[valleys07]

Just finding out what the book says...

[Footy Chick]

Mrs Valleys went in to be induced yestee... still no word....

[Booney]

Mrs Valleys went in to be induced yestee... still no word....

Shite...! Forgot about that....let us know when you hear something.

[mighty_tiger_79]

We feel his pain and will dutifully have a drink for him

[woodublieve12]

made another mistake last night...

missus was going on about how she wants it done and how the past 10 weeks have been really difficult!!
then i said "you've only had a bit of pain".... To this very moment i have no idea why i said it... I was actually agreeing with her but it didn't come out the way i meant it to... i try'd desperately to save myself and i only made it worse!!! I'm surprised i woke up this morning.....

i really hope this baby comes very soon!!!

[HH3]

Just saw on FB that Junior Valleys has been born and both mum and bub are doing well

[heater31]

Just saw on FB that Junior Valleys has been born and both mum and bub are doing well

Typical blokes delivery of announcing a birth. No name, sex or weight included.....unnecessary details anyway


Baby is here and head wetting ceremonies to commence ASAP

[HH3]

They have included all that on FB, but its not my place to put it on here for all of you yobs.

[heater31]

They have included all that on FB, but its not my place to put it on here for all of you yobs.

Like I said unnecessary details.....where are the beers

[Footy Chick]

Father/son rule will apply - weighing in at a healthy 8lb 5oz and already has a better kick than his dad

[HH3]

Father/son rule will apply - weighing in at a healthy 8lb 5oz and already has a better kick than his dad

Ive played on Valleys....HV might decline that father/son pick...

[valleys07]

Well guys, little Aidan Thomas arrived into the world at 5:30pm yesterday evening, weighing in at a healthy 8lb 5oz.

Mrs Valleys delivered via C Section, and unfortunately was put to sleep during the birth due to issues with the spinal anaesthesia. She is recovering very well which is a great sign. Anyone that has seen their wives/partners go through labour would agree that it is incredibly tough to watch at times, especially not to mention what they are going through. I not ashamed to say i'm really proud of my wife's efforts. She did everything she could to deliver naturally and I was more emotional for her having to miss such a precious moment than I was for the birth of our child.

Bubs is feeding very well which is also a great sign.

FC- anyone that has seen me play football knows that is hardly a compliment

What a day and a half its been- but I am one very proud dad and husband

[Booney]

Well guys, little Aidan Thomas arrived into the world at 5:30pm yesterday evening, weighing in at a healthy 8lb 5oz.

Mrs Valleys delivered via C Section, and unfortunately was put to sleep during the birth due to issues with the spinal anaesthesia. She is recovering very well which is a great sign. Anyone that has seen their wives/partners go through labour would agree that it is incredibly tough to watch at times. I not ashamed to say i'm really proud of my wife's efforts. She did everything she could to deliver naturally and I was more emotional for her having to miss such a precious moment than I was for the birth of our child.

Bubs is feeding very well which is also a great sign.

FC- anyone that has seen me play football knows that is hardly a compliment

What a day and a half its been- but I am one very proud dad and husband

Can be amusing and entertaining....!!

Congratulations to you both mate, now all the fun begins. Aidan Valleys, has a nice ring to it.

[mighty_tiger_79]

a box of Krispy Kremes and beer to celebrate

[Booney]

a box of Krispy Kremes and beer to celebrate

I'll get the beers, don't expect me to wait until you arrive with the Krispy Kremes to get started.