Things that make you laugh

[Jimmy_041]

Woman at my wife’s work who rang up sick with severe flu the past three days having her boyfriend posting on Instagram of them on a Bali beach

Had a 20+ girl working for me a few years ago
Pulled 3 day sickie
She obviously thought I was too old to check all her social media
It was a 3 day binge

Bye bye

[Lightning McQueen]

Woman at my wife’s work who rang up sick with severe flu the past three days having her boyfriend posting on Instagram of them on a Bali beach

Had a 20+ girl working for me a few years ago
Pulled 3 day sickie
She obviously thought I was too old to check all her social media
It was a 3 day binge

Bye bye

That's a big girl

[mighty_tiger_79]

Woman at my wife’s work who rang up sick with severe flu the past three days having her boyfriend posting on Instagram of them on a Bali beach

Sounds like Bedges offsider areas here

[Jimmy_041]

Woman at my wife’s work who rang up sick with severe flu the past three days having her boyfriend posting on Instagram of them on a Bali beach

Had a 20+ girl working for me a few years ago
Pulled 3 day sickie
She obviously thought I was too old to check all her social media
It was a 3 day binge

Bye bye

That's a big girl

I see what you did there...........
She wasn't but she was a big party girl
Always took Tuesday's off with a sickie - comedown Tuesday
She was astounded when I cut her
Didn't think a Boomer would look at her social media

[Douglas Mawson]

The solution announced today around Laura Kane.

[Lightning McQueen]

My unreads hitting the 1000 mark overnight.

Goes with my 3574 unreads on my personal email addy, 65 missed calls and 28 unread texts............................and I give my kids shit about replying to me 3 days after I've asked them a question.

[mighty_tiger_79]

My unreads hitting the 1000 mark overnight.

Goes with my 3574 unreads on my personal email addy, 65 missed calls and 28 unread texts............................and I give my kids shit about replying to me 3 days after I've asked them a question.

Do as I say, not as I do.

[Booney]

My unreads hitting the 1000 mark overnight.

Goes with my 3574 unreads on my personal email addy, 65 missed calls and 28 unread texts............................and I give my kids shit about replying to me 3 days after I've asked them a question.

No time for SA Footy or Bali then.

[dedja]

My unreads hitting the 1000 mark overnight.

Goes with my 3574 unreads on my personal email addy, 65 missed calls and 28 unread texts............................and I give my kids shit about replying to me 3 days after I've asked them a question.

[Lightning McQueen]

My unreads hitting the 1000 mark overnight.

Goes with my 3574 unreads on my personal email addy, 65 missed calls and 28 unread texts............................and I give my kids shit about replying to me 3 days after I've asked them a question.

No time for SA Footy or Bali then.

Na, not at all. I keep saying to myself that I'll clean them all up one Sunday but it just doesn't happen. My boss seen me clearing them all up last time it got to 700, he said "I shouldn't be applauding you but that's a great way to clear them out".

I basically do a sort by from, highlight all of their emails, sorta skim through to see if anything in the last week looks important then mark as read and move to their folder.

I bring up in our morning management meeting that we are all too email happy, I received 87 emails yesterday, I hate it when there's an email going back and forth between two people yet they've got the whole world cc'd in on it, I end up interrupting politely asking that they kindly remove my name from their convo.

[dedja]

WTF, I can’t go into the next day without 0 messages and emails … just need to be brutal in culling the crap.

[Lightning McQueen]

WTF, I can’t go into the next day without 0 messages and emails … just need to be brutal in culling the crap.

That used to be me, I'm just too time poor nowadays, basically flat out from 6am-4/5pm, then log back on after 6pm to tidy some stuff up once one of our crews go home.

My previous GM had 87K unreads when I left there, I was looking forward to seeing it click over.

[amber_fluid]

Highlight all and delete
They’ll send another email if it’s urgent

[amber_fluid]

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[Booney]

Wait, wait a minute. 87,000 unread emails? They must be automated updates and the like? I get email updates from our freight company when they deliver goods and get a POD, they go into a folder that is mostly unread but sits around 600 or so at the most before I empty it and that's usually every Xmas.

87,000 can't all be bona fide, if they're all important then you don't have a job.

[amber_fluid]

WTF, I can’t go into the next day without 0 messages and emails … just need to be brutal in culling the crap.

Serious?
You mustn’t be busy enough

[Spargo]

WTF, I can’t go into the next day without 0 messages and emails … just need to be brutal in culling the crap.

Serious?
You mustn’t be busy enough

No shit, have you seen how much time he spends on here?

[dedja]

*cough* gefugged *cough*

[Booney]

WTF, I can’t go into the next day without 0 messages and emails … just need to be brutal in culling the crap.

Serious?
You mustn’t be busy enough

Government.

[dedja]

WTF, I can’t go into the next day without 0 messages and emails … just need to be brutal in culling the crap.

Serious?
You mustn’t be busy enough

Government.

Nyet Comrade