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Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 11:11 am**

I expec to rate the posts Booney makes here in the wee hours if he follows through with his plan...

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 3:35 pm**

Booney wrote:Beer. Fair dinkum, I ******* love the shit. In fact, I got some blood in my man member this morning at about 9:15 when I thought I'll stop in at the pub on my way home tonight. I'm ******* thirsty right now. I'd smash one if there was one in front of me. I love beer. I'm going to line up a couple at the local then devour a few of my own brews when I get home. If I give it a nudge tonight I can limp my sorry arse through tomorrow, I told my boss those exact words just before coming on here and typing this.

I rate my current plan for tonight.

im gonna park my arse on the couch, grab a few pirate life IPAs and hopefully watch a cracking game of footy

then im gonna try and get a bit of housework done tomorrow because saturday night im going to go watch my crows have a big win over GWS.

Then im gonna spend sunday grovelling to the mrs because i wont be doing anything.

**** i just realised its not friday. fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk

ok im gonna still have a few beers tonight but im just gonna be hanging out for friday

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 4:12 pm**

^ use tonight as a solid warm up. Get fully spastic Friday night. Unsure how your Saturday night will pan out, you may NEED a drink. Get up Sunday & tell the Mrs your off to golf. Don't do any housework. End Weekend.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 5:20 pm**

Corona Man wrote:^ use tonight as a solid warm up. Get fully spastic Friday night. Unsure how your Saturday night will pan out, you may NEED a drink. Get up Sunday & tell the Mrs your off to golf. Don't do any housework. End Weekend.

haha

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 5:21 pm**

by housework i mean fix my feed from the lounge to the study that allows me to get foxtel in there

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 5:23 pm**

bennymacca wrote:by housework i mean fix my feed from the lounge to the study that allows me to get foxtel in there

Ok, I will allow that

Forgot to add, the above has never worked for me, but I hold high hopes for you.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 7:36 pm**

First phase completed as planned. Excellent.

Second phase into it's second sitting. Excellent.

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 7:50 pm**

Third sitting.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 8:19 am**

So how is phase 4 treating you Booney?

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 9:23 am**

Can't ever be accused of not knowing how to execute a plan......

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 9:33 am**

* cue A Team music*

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 9:34 am**

Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:06 am**

Dogwatcher wrote:Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:07 am**

stan wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]

A labia?

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:10 am**

Lightning McQueen wrote:
stan wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]

A labia?

In a Major or Minor key??

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:11 am**

Dogwatcher wrote:Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

I used to work with this old Yugoslavian bloke that always left his car unlocked, I couldn't help but turn his radio and heater up full boar, hazard lights, wipers and anything else that I could manipulate.

If there was anything pink or floral in the rag bin I'd cut them into knickers and hang them off of his towbar, one of us used to find it funny.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:11 am**

am Bays wrote:In a Major or Minor key??

I was thinking a bit of a ****.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:36 am**

The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 10:52 am**

Lightning McQueen wrote:The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

If they knew you ticked the box* for column* (c) then you wouldn't need to worry about columns (a) and (b).

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2016 11:17 am**

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

If they knew you ticked the box* for column* (c) then you wouldn't need to worry about columns (a) and (b).

mmmmmmm boxes.

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