What The F***

[Jimmy_041]

40 Nuggets, I've done 24 reaching over to the passenger seat but 40
Takes special skills too if you're munging them down with sauce.

They're full of MSG aren't they?

A mate of mine ate 8 whoppers with cheese, no pickles, extra mayonaise one time
I got to 5 but ran out of money

Both very hungover

[Vamos]

40 Nuggets, I've done 24 reaching over to the passenger seat but 40
Takes special skills too if you're munging them down with sauce.

They're full of MSG aren't they?

A mate of mine ate 8 whoppers with cheese, no pickles, extra mayonaise one time
I got to 5 but ran out of money

Both very hungover

Not sure, to be fair if your going through a Macca's drivethrough I don't think that's at the forefront of your mind.

8 Whoppers is a huge effort. I listened to an AFL Fantasy podcast the other week and one of the guys mentioned in their league the wooden spooner had to sit in McDonalds for 24 hours, for every cheeseburger he ate an hour gets taken off. The dude who finished last downed 21 cheesies and was out in 3 hours.

[Lightning McQueen]

40 Nuggets, I've done 24 reaching over to the passenger seat but 40
Takes special skills too if you're munging them down with sauce.

They're full of MSG aren't they?

A mate of mine ate 8 whoppers with cheese, no pickles, extra mayonaise one time
I got to 5 but ran out of money

Both very hungover

Not sure, to be fair if your going through a Macca's drivethrough I don't think that's at the forefront of your mind.

8 Whoppers is a huge effort. I listened to an AFL Fantasy podcast the other week and one of the guys mentioned in their league the wooden spooner had to sit in McDonalds for 24 hours, for every cheeseburger he ate an hour gets taken off. The dude who finished last downed 21 cheesies and was out in 3 hours.

When I was about 16 a mate and I went to the movies in the city with his girlfriend and her friend who I was being set up with.

We stopped in at Macca's and while him and I were just sitting there I tried to cram a whole quarter pounder in my gob, I managed to poke it in there only to look across and see that the chick was watching me, at a rough guess it didn't impress her.

[Lightning McQueen]

Shit getting real

https://7news.com.au/news/conflict/vlad ... -c-6516780

[Vamos]

Shit getting real

https://7news.com.au/news/conflict/vlad ... -c-6516780

It's alright we can get Randy Quaid to fly his plane into it and blow it to smithereens.

[Armchair expert]

Shit getting real

https://7news.com.au/news/conflict/vlad ... -c-6516780

He launches one nuke and Russia is flattened in 15 minutes

he knows that

[Lightning McQueen]

Shit getting real

https://7news.com.au/news/conflict/vlad ... -c-6516780

It's alright we can get Randy Quaid to fly his plane into it and blow it to smithereens.

I can't believe that we haven't got Rambo, Chuck Norris or Liam Neeson involved yet.

[DOC]

The world is relying on Tony Abbott to shirtfront him.

[Lightning McQueen]

The world is relying on Tony Abbott to shirtfront him.

In his speedo's

[Pag]

40 Nuggets, I've done 24 reaching over to the passenger seat but 40
Takes special skills too if you're munging them down with sauce.

Mate and I did a 100 pack between us one night in Vegas at about 2am after a gutfull of piss.

Didn't leave the hotel room the next day (fairly sure it was very much nugget-related and not the alcohol).

[Vamos]

40 Nuggets, I've done 24 reaching over to the passenger seat but 40
Takes special skills too if you're munging them down with sauce.

Mate and I did a 100 pack between us one night in Vegas at about 2am after a gutfull of piss.

Didn't leave the hotel room the next day (fairly sure it was very much nugget-related and not the alcohol).

[Lightning McQueen]

Daughter rings me to see if I needed a lift to the pub after work as she knew I was going to the footy and might want to make my uber trip cheaper, had to quickly hang up as my son was calling at the same, he too asked if I wanted a lift into the footy as him and a friend are going.

A complete WTF moment, two kids calling me at the same time to help me out? It usually costs me time money or both when they call

[Jimmy_041]

Daughter rings me to see if I needed a lift to the pub after work as she knew I was going to the footy and might want to make my uber trip cheaper, had to quickly hang up as my son was calling at the same, he too asked if I wanted a lift into the footy as him and a friend are going.

A complete WTF moment, two kids calling me at the same time to help me out? It usually costs me time money or both when they call

They're both ensuring you're out of the house tonight

I'd sneak home early if I was you. Something big is happening and you're probably going to want to see it

[Lightning McQueen]

Daughter rings me to see if I needed a lift to the pub after work as she knew I was going to the footy and might want to make my uber trip cheaper, had to quickly hang up as my son was calling at the same, he too asked if I wanted a lift into the footy as him and a friend are going.

A complete WTF moment, two kids calling me at the same time to help me out? It usually costs me time money or both when they call

They're both ensuring you're out of the house tonight

I'd sneak home early if I was you. Something big is happening and you're probably going to want to see it

No chance, daughter is heading out to SMOSH to help with one of their junior girls teams and the lad is a keen Doggies supporter to secured a ticket this arvo.

[Lightning McQueen]

Daughter rings me to see if I needed a lift to the pub after work as she knew I was going to the footy and might want to make my uber trip cheaper, had to quickly hang up as my son was calling at the same, he too asked if I wanted a lift into the footy as him and a friend are going.

A complete WTF moment, two kids calling me at the same time to help me out? It usually costs me time money or both when they call

They're both ensuring you're out of the house tonight

I'd sneak home early if I was you. Something big is happening and you're probably going to want to see it

No chance, daughter is heading out to SMOSH to help with one of their junior girls teams and the lad is a keen Doggies supporter to secured a ticket this arvo.

I've just gotta make sure I'm not staggering in at an ungodly hour.

[Jimmy_041]

Daughter rings me to see if I needed a lift to the pub after work as she knew I was going to the footy and might want to make my uber trip cheaper, had to quickly hang up as my son was calling at the same, he too asked if I wanted a lift into the footy as him and a friend are going.

A complete WTF moment, two kids calling me at the same time to help me out? It usually costs me time money or both when they call

They're both ensuring you're out of the house tonight

I'd sneak home early if I was you. Something big is happening and you're probably going to want to see it

No chance, daughter is heading out to SMOSH to help with one of their junior girls teams and the lad is a keen Doggies supporter to secured a ticket this arvo.

All very nicely set up.

You've been warned

[Spargo]

“Mac’s Property Maintenance” - obviously not a real smart bloke.
If you’re going to drive like an ignorant dick head with your company name splashed all over your van…

[MW]

“Mac’s Property Maintenance” - obviously not a real smart bloke.
If you’re going to drive like an ignorant dick head with your company name splashed all over your van…

This backfired on a truck driver with me once, he got upset with me over something i didnt even know i did, so he parked his b-double across both marion rd lanes to stop traffic going past him to hang his head out and scream at me. Also not wise when your employer name is all over the truck and a phone call to said company meant he didnt work there anymore.

[stan]

“Mac’s Property Maintenance” - obviously not a real smart bloke.
If you’re going to drive like an ignorant dick head with your company name splashed all over your van…

This backfired on a truck driver with me once, he got upset with me over something i didnt even know i did, so he parked his b-double across both marion rd lanes to stop traffic going past him to hang his head out and scream at me. Also not wise when your employer name is all over the truck and a phone call to said company meant he didnt work there anymore.

Very much a not smart bloke there.

I just don't understand the way people drive sometimes.
Yeah some traffic is frustrating but honestly, what do you gain by driving like a dick? An extra few mins at the other end? Maybe, maybe not.

[Jimmy_041]

“Mac’s Property Maintenance” - obviously not a real smart bloke.
If you’re going to drive like an ignorant dick head with your company name splashed all over your van…

I saw him driving the other day!!!!