Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:45 pmscoob wrote:Footy Chick wrote:Captain caveman lives....
No need for that
Bitches be cray cray...
Bitches be cray cray...
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Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:45 pmBitches be cray cray...
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:52 pmA girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
Now that shits me.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:04 pmBooney wrote:scoob wrote:Booney wrote:The washing, yes, but asking mine to pick up the crap and mow the lawns? LMFAO
Pull ya head in Booney they are supposed to do more than the washing and the cooking! FFS... You might as well go to the dry cleaners and save the hassle!
You're either single, a macho interweb chest beater who knows he's full of it or you're as whipped as the rest of us. The truth is never far away.
Im a beater but don't appear to be full of shit
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:05 pmscoob wrote:Booney wrote:scoob wrote:Booney wrote:The washing, yes, but asking mine to pick up the crap and mow the lawns? LMFAO
Pull ya head in Booney they are supposed to do more than the washing and the cooking! FFS... You might as well go to the dry cleaners and save the hassle!
You're either single, a macho interweb chest beater who knows he's full of it or you're as whipped as the rest of us. The truth is never far away.
Im a beater but don't appear to be full of shit
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:09 pmThat's not nice Boon
It's ok Scoob, we think you're a beater too
It's ok Scoob, we think you're a beater too
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:13 pmFooty Chick wrote:A girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
She sounds like she has hella swag!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:21 pmHH3 wrote:Footy Chick wrote:A girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
She sounds like she has hella swag!
Fo sizzle
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:21 pmFat people give me the shits
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:22 pmscoob wrote:Fat people give me the shits
Good thing overloaded is banned.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:23 pmoverloaded being banned.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:24 pmscoob wrote:HH3 wrote:Footy Chick wrote:A girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
She sounds like she has hella swag!
Fo sizzle
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:26 pmscoob wrote:HH3 wrote:Footy Chick wrote:A girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
She sounds like she has hella swag!
Fo sizzle
You cooking sausages Grandpa? Fo shizzle...
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:28 pmBooney wrote:scoob wrote:HH3 wrote:Footy Chick wrote:A girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
She sounds like she has hella swag!
Fo sizzle
You cooking sausages Grandpa? Fo shizzle...
Yeah Booney, look at this old **** trying to fit in with us young folk....**** narc!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:43 pmscoob wrote:Booney wrote:They're power points. It's the point where we get our power from. If it was general purpose it would pick up my dog shit for me, mow my lawns, hang washing out. You know, cover the general requirements around the house.
No... they are call 'Wife'
The general male assessment is that wives become less effective and functional with time, gradually withdrawing their labour from all parts of the partnership after the initial short warranty period. However, I'm sure the ladies have the same views about husbands.
There seems to be a solution.
I've noted that "aspiring wives" are far more durable and productive.
Is it so, too, about "aspiring husbands" ladies??
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:44 pmPsyber wrote:scoob wrote:Booney wrote:They're power points. It's the point where we get our power from. If it was general purpose it would pick up my dog shit for me, mow my lawns, hang washing out. You know, cover the general requirements around the house.
No... they are call 'Wife'
The general male assessment is that wives become less effective and functional with time, gradually withdrawing their labour from all parts of the partnership after the initial short warranty period. However, I'm sure the ladies have the same views about husbands.
There seems to be a solution.
I've noted that "aspiring wives" are far more durable and productive.
Is it so, too, about "aspiring husbands" ladies??
So your advice is to get a new one every couple of years to keep productivity at acceptable levels?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 3:45 pmPsyber wrote:scoob wrote:Booney wrote:They're power points. It's the point where we get our power from. If it was general purpose it would pick up my dog shit for me, mow my lawns, hang washing out. You know, cover the general requirements around the house.
No... they are call 'Wife'
The general male assessment is that wives become less effective and functional with time, gradually withdrawing their labour from all parts of the partnership after the initial short warranty period. However, I'm sure the ladies have the same views about husbands.
There seems to be a solution.
I've noted that "aspiring wives" are far more durable and productive.
Is it so, too, about "aspiring husbands" ladies??
You silver tongued fox.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:40 pmBooney wrote:The washing, yes, but asking mine to pick up the crap and mow the lawns? LMFAO
My wife mowed the lawns for me yesterday while I had an afternoon nap.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:45 pmscoob wrote:Booney wrote:They're power points. It's the point where we get our power from. If it was general purpose it would pick up my dog shit for me, mow my lawns, hang washing out. You know, cover the general requirements around the house.
No... they are call 'Wife'
Washing
Ironing
F***ing
Etc
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:05 pmMens snowboard cross postponed due to bad weather so they put the f***ing curling on. Maybe could handle it if Roy & HG were commentating.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:53 pmFooty Chick wrote:A girl in here (30yr old white female) talks like that all the time. (really annoying wannabe gangsta)
Now that shits me.
Every year, white people talking like African-Americans becomes more popular. Every year, people seem more stupid.
I don't listen to country music and rap (hip-hop, R & B... all the same to me) for one reason; I don't identify with it. I never grew up in the sticks, with tractors, horses and pick-up trucks, and although I was born and raised in the northern suburbs, that's not what they'd really refer to as a 'ghetto'.