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Went out with a nurse once.

She was a bisexual freak!

Pity she was such a headcase...

Give Me a Sign

Urology Department: Please Hold
The Hokey Pokey Rehab Clinic: A Place to Turn Yourself Around

A pessimist, they say, sees a glass of water as being half empty, an optimist sees the same glass as half full. But a giving person sees a glass of watrer and starts looking for someone who might be thirsty.

Magpiespower wrote:Went out with a nurse once.

She was a bisexual freak!

Pity she was such a headcase...

Had to be a downfall.

Novels for Nurses: The Healer's War by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough

Kathleen McCulley, a nurse on a tour of duty at China Beach in Vietnam, deals not only with healing with battle wounds of soldiers but also her own ambivalence toward the enemy, the racism of her charges, and her own personal battles. While the novel is set on the field of battle, nurses in any profession will recognize the courage it takes to keep it together in such a stressful situation

- nursingschools.net

Squids wrote:Worst thread of the year has already been won.

Understatement of the year!!
This is the worst thread EVER

A woman develops a terrible rash over her body. Her nurse advises taking a milk bath every day until the rash is gone. The next day, the woman informs her milkman that she needs a hundred quarts of milk. "Why so many?" asks the milkman. Ï have this terrible rash, and I need to take a milk bath every day until I'm cured," says the woman to the milkman, "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No," says the woman, Ï just want it up to my chin."

A pessimist's blood type is always B negative.

Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise about ourselves.

Practical advice

abber wrote:Practical advice

It's like the joke.
Guy gets sick of his missus whinging about morning sickness.
Gets to the point where he reminds her that it's her own fault that she was pregnant.
He wanted to f##k her arse that night but she wouldn't let him.

Have you ever noticed an increase in "unusual" patients during the full moon? If so, watch out for these dates in 2014; January 15, February 14, March 16, April 15 May 14, June 13, July 12, August 10, September 8, October 8, November 6, and December 6.

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

WTF is this sh!t...

A new Wtf everyday

The Art of the Chart

Patient is nonverbal, noncommunicative, and offers no complaints.

Nursing has definitely made me the person I am today. I feel that I have learned so much more from my patients and students than I have ever given to them. It has made me humble and grateful. I've laughed and cried with their experiences. It is hard to just pick one memorable moment because it is the big and small daily happenings that make nursing such a rewarding profession.

Patient flirting can be uncomfortable, but sometimes it's just lain cute. An eighty-six-year-old patient said to his twenty-five-year-old nurse, If I were twelve years younger, I'd ask you out!"

Save one life ... and your a hero. Save one hundred lives ... and you are a nurse.

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