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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:54 am
by smac
Yep, it's all about finding the distractions that work for you. Find more than one or they'll stop working pretty quickly.

For me, kicking the soccer ball/throwing the netball with the kids, if the 45 minutes from office to home doesn't provide me with enough entertainment to forget.

Then as soon as I wind down, the phone rings. At that time, I have a whiskey.

There's a few others I use, but you're better off finding your own.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:29 pm
by The Dark Knight
The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:51 pm
by The Ash Man
I finally got sent a new phone by my IT dept after mine was stolen in Bali 3 weeks ago.

Fire it up, go through the setup and it is on SOS only.

The bloody SIM is faulty ](*,) ](*,)

Pretty hard to do business without a phone for the 2 weeks I've been back

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:58 pm
by dedja
but the Balinese dude is run off his feet ...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:01 pm
by mickey
The Dark Knight wrote:The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

Use cctv to catch the person like someone else here did to find who wasn't cleaning up spilt milk

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 2:16 pm
by Spargo
The Dark Knight wrote:The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

We need updates as things eventuate/escalate here...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:01 pm
by HH3
I just made the mistake of reading youtube comments....how ******* retarded are people.

There are actually people arguing about what console will be better to play Minecraft on, PS4 or Xbox 1.......anyone that has played it or even knows what it is, should realise how stupid of an argument that is.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:37 pm
by Pseudo
The Dark Knight wrote:The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off.

There is a special corner in hell for these people.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:04 am
by dedja
Gumtree scammers and faarkwits ...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:13 am
by The Dark Knight
Spargo wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

We need updates as things eventuate/escalate here...

Well my note was not where I left it this morning and I made sure it was still there at knock off yesterday, cleaners must of threw it out overnight I reckon, FFS. I hope the culprit still saw the note and I guess I will see what happens at lunch today or within the coming days.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:23 am
by mighty_tiger_79
just write out another note

down the bottom

PS - Cleaners - do not remove

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:54 am
by Ron Burgundy
An electricity company.
Been waiting on bills since Feb 2014, so approx 7 months. Havent received. Followed up for a month.
Whats wrong with them. Need the bills to wind up the financial year.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:33 pm
by Hefty
New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:40 pm
by Booney
Hefty wrote:New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!


Ahh, see, your problem is....you "bing" your "hid" "aginst" a "woll".

Just need to learn the lingo! :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:00 pm
by Hefty
Booney wrote:
Hefty wrote:New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!


Ahh, see, your problem is....you "bing" your "hid" "aginst" a "woll".

Just need to learn the lingo! :lol:


Too mich plancton bro!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:06 pm
by The Dark Knight
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:just write out another note

down the bottom

PS - Cleaners - do not remove

Well the Sandwich Press is clean so I'm happy. For now.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:46 pm
by heater31
Office footy tips and my fecking accounts department :roll:

They put in a joint ticket this year and have taken out first place (which from my perspective has reduced the total prize pool :evil: )

I don't really care about not winning ( I finished top 10 again) but the reduced prize pool, costing genuine entries about $100 from first place. Then to top it off with their gloating has pushed me to tipping point (excuse the pun).

But they better be separate entries next season otherwise I'm forming my own team or all hell will be breaking loose :shock:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:57 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
start recruiting now

perhaps you need to put up a sign about forming a tipping team!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:03 am
by bennymacca
heater31 wrote:Office footy tips and my fecking accounts department :roll:

They put in a joint ticket this year and have taken out first place (which from my perspective has reduced the total prize pool :evil: )

I don't really care about not winning ( I finished top 10 again) but the reduced prize pool, costing genuine entries about $100 from first place. Then to top it off with their gloating has pushed me to tipping point (excuse the pun).

But they better be separate entries next season otherwise I'm forming my own team or all hell will be breaking loose :shock:


since when can 10 people tip better than 1 person?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:24 am
by heater31
Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.