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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:47 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
I feel your pain

I have payroll issues with a company I left 2 months ago about annual leave loading

time to get the professionals in! :twisted: :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:55 pm
by Footy Chick
Hired goons?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:01 pm
by saintal
nuggety goodness wrote:Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool


Sounds like government/shared services. Have colleagues who have waited 6 months to have their leave entitlements transferred from another department.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:02 pm
by RustyCage
Getting a phone call from "the computer maintenance department" asking me questions about my computer and how they say it's not working properly.

Yep, sure ma'am....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:03 pm
by Footy Chick
sounds like it's been going around today - the girl that sits next to me here got same phone call.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:05 pm
by RustyCage
Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:00 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
you need a better florist!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:17 pm
by nuggety goodness
saintal wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool


Sounds like government/shared services. Have colleagues who have waited 6 months to have their leave entitlements transferred from another department.

You got it, a department that really has no clue...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:24 pm
by RustyCage
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:you need a better florist!


It's not my area of expertise haha

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:44 pm
by The Dark Knight
James Brayshaw

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:37 am
by Pseudo
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:51 am
by HH3
The bloody toilet etiquette at my workplace....

Someone has finished the toilet roll, left it on the holder, opened a new roll and left that on the sink. That roll is half used.....

Just change the roll for **** sakes!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:30 am
by RustyCage
Pseudo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...


No it's just a little one in Berri

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:34 am
by Booney
RustyCage wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...


No it's just a little one in Berri



Why don't you get @Bum Crack to go and sort them out?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:04 am
by Jase
Rajon Rondo to the Mavs... this hurts my heart... :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:30 pm
by heater31
Booking clients for meetings then they don't show up on time.....30 minutes and counting. :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:38 pm
by Ron Burgundy
Booney wrote:
RustyCage wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...


No it's just a little one in Berri



Why don't you get @Bum Crack to go and sort them out?


They are all a bit slow in Berri.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:39 pm
by carey
Ian Healy

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:41 pm
by carey
And being sick on my Xmas show day and Jimmy Barnes tonight.

My seats were 3rd row from the front, I've just had to sell them to a mate :twisted:

Spewing (Literally)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:23 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Ordered a iced chocolate with brekky

it comes served on a paper cup and straw.

how the **** are you supposed to get the ice cream out???