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by Q. » Mon May 11, 2015 8:47 pm

Australia being ranked 40th for Internet Speed. **** you Tony.

by **bennymacca** » Tue May 12, 2015 9:08 am

Q. wrote:Australia being ranked 40th for Internet Speed. **** you Tony.

Suspiciously quiet about their version of the NBN which was supposed to be rolled out by the end of 2017 too...

Not sure why the media hasn't been jumping up and down more about this. (Well I do know, because it threatens their business model)

by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:21 am

Friggin house inspections, they stress me out, I don't know if I go overboard or not, I always get great reports but is it all worth it, I missed out on a possible shag because I had to stay home to give the house the big once over.

by **heater31** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:26 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Friggin house inspections, they stress me out, I don't know if I go overboard or not, I always get great reports but is it all worth it, I missed out on a possible shag because I had to stay home to give the house the big once over.

She any good at cleaning?

by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:44 am

heater31 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Friggin house inspections, they stress me out, I don't know if I go overboard or not, I always get great reports but is it all worth it, I missed out on a possible shag because I had to stay home to give the house the big once over.

She any good at cleaning?

She's pretty tidy.

by **carey** » Tue May 12, 2015 12:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Friggin house inspections, they stress me out, I don't know if I go overboard or not, I always get great reports but is it all worth it, I missed out on a possible shag because I had to stay home to give the house the big once over.

She any good at cleaning?

She's pretty tidy.

What about with her clothes off?

by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue May 12, 2015 12:15 pm

carey wrote:

What about with her clothes off?

Yeah mate, a bit out of my league but I'm happy for it to end in tears...................even if they are my own.

by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue May 12, 2015 12:37 pm

While I'm having a bitch, some chick at work has had the hiccups since she began working here, it drives me insane.

by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue May 12, 2015 12:38 pm

carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Friggin house inspections, they stress me out, I don't know if I go overboard or not, I always get great reports but is it all worth it, I missed out on a possible shag because I had to stay home to give the house the big once over.

She any good at cleaning?

She's pretty tidy.

What about with her clothes off?

is she a naked cleaner?

by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue May 12, 2015 12:41 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
is she a naked cleaner?

I wouldn't be posting in the shits thread if she was.

by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue May 12, 2015 12:57 pm

I thought perhaps it was giving you the shits that she was cleaning naked instead of other priorities....

by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue May 12, 2015 1:01 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I thought perhaps it was giving you the shits that she was cleaning naked instead of other priorities....

I'd just go it alone if that was the case.

by **Spargo** » Tue May 12, 2015 1:03 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I thought perhaps it was giving you the shits that she was cleaning naked instead of other priorities....

Like polishing....

by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:15 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:While I'm having a bitch, some chick at work has had the hiccups since she began working here, it drives me insane.

Still going, loud and frequent today, it takes every ounce of my will power to not lose my shit.

by **bennymacca** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:19 pm

Get her to drink a glass of water very slowly but continuously for at least a minute.

by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:31 pm

bennymacca wrote:Get her to drink a glass of water very slowly but continuously for at least a minute.

And then stand up and hold her arms straight up

by **Brodlach** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:09 pm

bennymacca wrote:Get her to drink a glass of water very slowly but continuously for at least a minute.

Whilst someone blocking her ears. Works everytime

by **Footy Chick** » Thu May 14, 2015 3:54 pm

SHe'd have to have some sort of medical condition to have constant hiccups EVERY day.

by **HH3** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:16 pm

Get Jars to find her pressure point....

by **Footy Chick** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:24 pm

just read about that, hey! :shock:

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