Things that give you the sh1ts

[MW]

Female jockeys

Or every journo mentioning the jockey as "female jockey Michelle Payne"

[Booney]

Female jockeys

Or every journo mentioning the jockey as "female jockey Michelle Payne"

Really? I thought it was a French bloke.

[MW]

Also why does news.com.au have to run a story every time Karl Stefanovic laughs during the Today show?

[whufc]

People who take time out of my day and oxygen out of my air once a year to complain about horse racing on Melbourne Cup day. Shut up and enjoy a wonderful day on the Australian sporting Callander you pack of muppets

No.

Go to Morphetville. Ask one of the trainers, strappers, stable hands if you can borrow a horse for 5 minutes. Now, see if you can get it to do something it doesn't want to.

A mates daughter has just started riding track work as part of her traineeship, she, like all horse people, is stark raving horse mad, she can't believe how excited some of them get prior to doing their track work and how some get edgy, jealous almost, of those who have left the stable before they have.

The girl I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

[Lightning McQueen]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

[Mr Beefy]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

The horses dont want to.

[Lightning McQueen]

The horses dont want to.

You gotta pat em first.

[whufc]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

Lol not yet my fear of snakes means im not showing any skin while rolling around anywhere on the property

[whufc]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

Lol not yet my fear of snakes means im not showing any skin while rolling around anywhere on the property

[heater31]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

Lol not yet my fear of snakes means im not showing any skin while rolling around anywhere on the property

God help you if you stumble across one whilst aboard a horse...

[Booney]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)
I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.
Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

Lol not yet my fear of snakes means im not showing any skin while rolling around anywhere on the property

Come on mate. Irrational fear there. It's not warm enough for snakes yet, they won't be out looking for you, I mean something to eat for a while yet.

[cracka]

Female jockeys

Or every journo mentioning the jockey as "female jockey Michelle Payne"

I think I'm in love with her. Thought it was a great Aussie battler story.

[MW]

Female jockeys

Or every journo mentioning the jockey as "female jockey Michelle Payne"

I think I'm in love with her. Thought it was a great Aussie battler story.

yeah sure is, i agree. just not sure they need to identify her as 'female', that speaks for itself

[whufc]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

Lol not yet my fear of snakes means im not showing any skin while rolling around anywhere on the property

God help you if you stumble across one whilst aboard a horse...

Yeah apparently one of the horses gets horribly spooked while another has no issue with them

Apparentky usually the snakes are smart enough and can hear the horses coming from miles away

[heater31]

[quote="whufc"]

The girls I have been seeing for the last few months has a 10 achre block in Cudlee Creek with 4 thoroughbreds (non racing)

I have just started and really enjoy horse riding.

Those bad boys don't do anything they don't want to and if you try and make them you are only putting yourself at serious risk

Done the good ole nature thing yet?

Lol not yet my fear of snakes means im not showing any skin while rolling around anywhere on the property

God help you if you stumble across one whilst aboard a horse...

Yeah apparently one of the horses gets horribly spooked while another has no issue with them

Apparentky usually the snakes are smart enough and can hear the horses coming from miles away[/quote]
Not always....almost lost a family member in a trackwork fall. Took nearly 3 years for us to find out the horse was spooked by a snake when the amnesia went away.

[stan]

Female jockeys

Or every journo mentioning the jockey as "female jockey Michelle Payne"

I think I'm in love with her. Thought it was a great Aussie battler story.

yeah sure is, i agree. just not sure they need to identify her as 'female', that speaks for itself

Its just how the media is looking at hammering the story. I think its a great story but the female part on ever line is probably over doing it. Use her name, most people will work it out from there.

[whufc]

@heater

No doubt it can definately

With my ability or lack of in horse riding that is one of many things I need to worry about when I'm out riding

[Footy Chick]

My one week old fridge - which has already died

[heater31]

My one week old fridge - which has already died

Is it plugged in?

[Lightning McQueen]

Every f*cking x-lotto jackpot, all I hear at work is "if I won it I would ..........................."

Who cares, you didn't win and probably never will. It's all bullshit anyway, 99% of us would buy a big house, go on a massive holiday, spoil ourselves ridiculously for as long as we could.