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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Feb 16, 2026 4:03 pm

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I envy those who have had stood the test of time with their partners, being single can be brutal.
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Re: What The F***

Postby locky801 » Mon Feb 16, 2026 4:07 pm

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I envy those who have had stood the test of time with their partners, being single can be brutal.


36 years here and still going strong, well she is :D
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Mon Feb 16, 2026 4:09 pm

We’ve been together 34 years and I have to say the past 12 months has been very good. Went through a flat patch when the kids were at high school but now they are older we get to do more things together.
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 16, 2026 4:16 pm

I do as I’m told and say Yes Dear … seemed to have worked OK for 33 years.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Feb 16, 2026 4:19 pm

40 years in March
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 16, 2026 4:37 pm

What a bunch of weak bastards we all are, taking the easy option of the path of least resistance. :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 16, 2026 7:54 pm

I do as I’m told and I’m always still in trouble!
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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Feb 16, 2026 7:55 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
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I envy those who have had stood the test of time with their partners, being single can be brutal.


Ease back, don’t go so hard
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Re: What The F***

Postby gadj1976 » Mon Feb 16, 2026 8:17 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I've caught up with a chick a few times over the past few years, lovely chick but a stage one clinger.

Anywho, she messages me quite often on a Friday or Saturday night and it doesn't stop until I flat out ignore her and claim that I fell asleep.

She thinks that we're a match made in heaven and the times that I have caught up with her she's been really clingy and talks as though we are practically married, so I keep my distance.

She propositioned me again on the weekend and I was left to be as frank as possible and said "Hey look, I can't do the blended family thing, I can't be a step parent, it just doesn't work" (she has 3 girls aged between 15 & 21 living with her).

She thanks me for my honesty and says she understands but then rings me 15 minutes later telling me how wonderful her girls are and how it can work, ten minutes into the convo she's telling me about the catfights that go on at their house, she then goes on to lecture me about the way I intermittent fast and how unhealthy it is for me, when she finally stops for a breath I tell her I'm tired and going to sleep.

Wake up in the morning and there's 10 messages waiting for me with the last one telling her to let me know when I wake so we can organise a lunch date, I whizzed straight around to the shops at 9:01 to buy a brisket and invited my kids over for lunch before I let her know of my pre-planned Sunday lunch.

Absolutely coo coo, nice to talk to, very friendly but is far too loud for me and laughs at absolutely everything, the clinger factor was the first straw that broke the back. There were more adventures that have followed up on Sunday with an ex ringing me all upset and spilling her heart out, they just don't get how single life is just so much easier, the comanionship is nice, just not the bullshit that comes along with it.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 17, 2026 6:44 am

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
locky801 wrote:
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I envy those who have had stood the test of time with their partners, being single can be brutal.


Ease back, don’t go so hard


My stuff up happened years ago, tried to fix someone and took on someone else's kids. It was great for a very long time.

Been married twice, still close to both of them, on both occaisions if we had of met earlier and kidless we would never have broken up.

As much as I hide it and move on, it does pain me.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Feb 17, 2026 6:44 am

gadj1976 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I've caught up with a chick a few times over the past few years, lovely chick but a stage one clinger.

Anywho, she messages me quite often on a Friday or Saturday night and it doesn't stop until I flat out ignore her and claim that I fell asleep.

She thinks that we're a match made in heaven and the times that I have caught up with her she's been really clingy and talks as though we are practically married, so I keep my distance.

She propositioned me again on the weekend and I was left to be as frank as possible and said "Hey look, I can't do the blended family thing, I can't be a step parent, it just doesn't work" (she has 3 girls aged between 15 & 21 living with her).

She thanks me for my honesty and says she understands but then rings me 15 minutes later telling me how wonderful her girls are and how it can work, ten minutes into the convo she's telling me about the catfights that go on at their house, she then goes on to lecture me about the way I intermittent fast and how unhealthy it is for me, when she finally stops for a breath I tell her I'm tired and going to sleep.

Wake up in the morning and there's 10 messages waiting for me with the last one telling her to let me know when I wake so we can organise a lunch date, I whizzed straight around to the shops at 9:01 to buy a brisket and invited my kids over for lunch before I let her know of my pre-planned Sunday lunch.

Absolutely coo coo, nice to talk to, very friendly but is far too loud for me and laughs at absolutely everything, the clinger factor was the first straw that broke the back. There were more adventures that have followed up on Sunday with an ex ringing me all upset and spilling her heart out, they just don't get how single life is just so much easier, the comanionship is nice, just not the bullshit that comes along with it.

More red flags than a Chinese militiary march.
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Re: What The F***

Postby carey » Tue Feb 17, 2026 8:15 am

I feel I can defiantly give out relationship advice if anyone would like it.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 17, 2026 8:38 am

carey wrote:I feel I can defiantly give out relationship advice if anyone would like it.

Drink, spend all night out then grovel for forgiveness by buying expensive ice cream?
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Tue Feb 17, 2026 9:09 am

Brodlach wrote:
carey wrote:I feel I can defiantly give out relationship advice if anyone would like it.

Drink, spend all night out then grovel for forgiveness by buying expensive ice cream?


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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 13, 2026 1:00 pm

Shane Wanganeen has received his prison sentence over the criminal neglect of his seven-year-old son Makai, causing him avoidable death before he passed away from pneumonia and sepsis in February 2022.

Wanganeen received a 19 months prison sentence, with a non parole period of 10 months, backdated to July 2025, meaning he could be out of prison in two months.

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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Fri Mar 13, 2026 1:03 pm

This is the bloke who had a selfie at his son's grave, if I remember correctly.

Yet the excuse of a mother who neglected her daughter gets 17 years yesterday, where's the bloody consistency???
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Fri Mar 27, 2026 7:44 pm

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Pseudo wrote:Almost $11 for a pint of super dry in the Seacliff. Are they taking the mickey?

We have a new winner. Over $14 for a pint of Asahi in the Morphett Arms.

Have devolved to the Great Northern which is $8-something.

$13.60 for Stone and Wood at Hotel Victor.

It's not that good ffs.....
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Re: What The F***

Postby CENTURION » Fri Mar 27, 2026 8:18 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I've caught up with a chick a few times over the past few years, lovely chick but a stage one clinger.

Anywho, she messages me quite often on a Friday or Saturday night and it doesn't stop until I flat out ignore her and claim that I fell asleep.

She thinks that we're a match made in heaven and the times that I have caught up with her she's been really clingy and talks as though we are practically married, so I keep my distance.

She propositioned me again on the weekend and I was left to be as frank as possible and said "Hey look, I can't do the blended family thing, I can't be a step parent, it just doesn't work" (she has 3 girls aged between 15 & 21 living with her).

She thanks me for my honesty and says she understands but then rings me 15 minutes later telling me how wonderful her girls are and how it can work, ten minutes into the convo she's telling me about the catfights that go on at their house, she then goes on to lecture me about the way I intermittent fast and how unhealthy it is for me, when she finally stops for a breath I tell her I'm tired and going to sleep.

Wake up in the morning and there's 10 messages waiting for me with the last one telling her to let me know when I wake so we can organise a lunch date, I whizzed straight around to the shops at 9:01 to buy a brisket and invited my kids over for lunch before I let her know of my pre-planned Sunday lunch.

Absolutely coo coo, nice to talk to, very friendly but is far too loud for me and laughs at absolutely everything, the clinger factor was the first straw that broke the back. There were more adventures that have followed up on Sunday with an ex ringing me all upset and spilling her heart out, they just don't get how single life is just so much easier, the comanionship is nice, just not the bullshit that comes along with it.


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Re: What The F***

Postby CENTURION » Fri Mar 27, 2026 8:18 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
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I envy those who have had stood the test of time with their partners, being single can be brutal.


I'm loving it,
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:28 pm

CENTURION wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I've caught up with a chick a few times over the past few years, lovely chick but a stage one clinger.

Anywho, she messages me quite often on a Friday or Saturday night and it doesn't stop until I flat out ignore her and claim that I fell asleep.

She thinks that we're a match made in heaven and the times that I have caught up with her she's been really clingy and talks as though we are practically married, so I keep my distance.

She propositioned me again on the weekend and I was left to be as frank as possible and said "Hey look, I can't do the blended family thing, I can't be a step parent, it just doesn't work" (she has 3 girls aged between 15 & 21 living with her).

She thanks me for my honesty and says she understands but then rings me 15 minutes later telling me how wonderful her girls are and how it can work, ten minutes into the convo she's telling me about the catfights that go on at their house, she then goes on to lecture me about the way I intermittent fast and how unhealthy it is for me, when she finally stops for a breath I tell her I'm tired and going to sleep.

Wake up in the morning and there's 10 messages waiting for me with the last one telling her to let me know when I wake so we can organise a lunch date, I whizzed straight around to the shops at 9:01 to buy a brisket and invited my kids over for lunch before I let her know of my pre-planned Sunday lunch.

Absolutely coo coo, nice to talk to, very friendly but is far too loud for me and laughs at absolutely everything, the clinger factor was the first straw that broke the back. There were more adventures that have followed up on Sunday with an ex ringing me all upset and spilling her heart out, they just don't get how single life is just so much easier, the comanionship is nice, just not the bullshit that comes along with it.


Is that the one I met at Port Vincent?


Na mate, I’m still pretty close with her, she’s just a different shade of crazy.
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