Things that give you the sh1ts

[am Bays]

They were tough times.

Well all we had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with me tongue. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when i got home, me Dad would slice me in two with a bread knife.

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

LUXURY, you were lucky, I wish I had Dad who'd slice me in two with a bread knife......

[Corona Man]

They were tough times.

Well all we had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with me tongue. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when i got home, me Dad would slice me in two with a bread knife.

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

LUXURY, you were lucky, I wish I had Dad who'd slice me in two with a bread knife......

I used to wake up in the morning, at 10.00pm, half an hour before I went to bed....

[Booney]

I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

[Brodlach]

I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm

[Footy Chick]

I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm

Yeah yeah, sure Ted

although, i think that was "when I was a boy, I used to walk 10 miles to school each day with a sheep in each pocket because we couldn't afford mittens" - or something like that

[Brodlach]

I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm

Yeah yeah, sure Ted

although, i think that was "when I was a boy, I used to walk 10 miles to school each day with a sheep in each pocket because we couldn't afford mittens" - or something like that

Yep pretty close to that. ‘Here we go again; too right here we go again’

I think I’ve modeled my life on Ted

[Footy Chick]

I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm

Yeah yeah, sure Ted

although, i think that was "when I was a boy, I used to walk 10 miles to school each day with a sheep in each pocket because we couldn't afford mittens" - or something like that

Yep pretty close to that. ‘Here we go again; too right here we go again’

I think I’ve modeled my life on Ted

[woodublieve12]

When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

[Lightning McQueen]

When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

It happens to all of us mate, go talk to someone who's generally happy, it digs you out of it.

Tomorrow I'm facing the anniversary of my father's passing, I know already that I'll be a bit all over the place so I'll make sure I'm chatting with the right sort of people at work and not those who I want to see them use my monitor as a neck tie.

[The Bedge]

Two things that really gave me the shits Sunday in the space of one sentence..

Watching the Port v Sturt game on C7, and little miss 6 walks in... "Oh Port are playing.. but wait that's not the real Port - where is the BLUE?"

So two things:
1) That she didn't didn't understand that the Magpies were/are the traditional PA - THE REAL PORT
2) That the "teal" in the Power is now recognisable "blue"

Well needless to say, she got a stern talking to on the history of PAFC over the course of the following few quarters.

[MW]

When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

Get out. Go for a run/hike/bike ride. Do something active. Helps a lot.

[Corona Man]

When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

Get out. Go for a run/hike/bike ride. Do something active. Helps a lot.

+1

[bennymacca]

When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

Get out. Go for a run/hike/bike ride. Do something active. Helps a lot.

Yep there is actually a bit of sun today too.

[Lightning McQueen]

Two things that really gave me the shits Sunday in the space of one sentence..

Watching the Port v Sturt game on C7, and little miss 6 walks in... "Oh Port are playing.. but wait that's not the real Port - where is the BLUE?"

So two things:
1) That she didn't didn't understand that the Magpies were/are the traditional PA - THE REAL PORT
2) That the "teal" in the Power is now recognisable "blue"

Well needless to say, she got a stern talking to on the history of PAFC over the course of the following few quarters.

Oh c'mon, I barrack for the Power but not Port Adelaide.

[Booney]

Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.

[Spargo]

Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.

Stop buying kiwi made nut bars, bro.

[MW]

Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.

Did you stumble on your high heels or trip over your purse?

[HH3]

Its because your ballast is all in the front.

[Booney]

Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.

Stop buying kiwi made nut bars, bro.

You think I go shopping. Cute.

[am Bays]

Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.

Universe telling you, you didn't really need to eat it....

people in glass houses shouldn't throw