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My ******* brother rings me at 5 ******* 30 this morning to ask me what I'm doing today.

"I'm going to ******* work"

"Oh, looks like a nice day, I'll chuck the boat in at North Haven around 9 if you're interested"

"I'M GOING TO WORK"

Just got a picture of him at the boat ramp with a big smile. ****.

Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped

It could be worse you could find the golden can next week

Dutchy wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Grabbed on box of Carlton Draught tins on the way home from work, loaded them into my beer fridge at home only to discover I’ve not got the golden can and tickets to the GF. #jipped

It could be worse you could find the golden can next week

Very good point!

Lightning calling me a whinger.

Booney wrote:Lightning calling me a whinger.

Easiest way to stop him is to stop whingeing.

Ulcers

Went out for dinner Saturday night with my partner and our 20 year old daughter and her friend. We were eating our meal outside having a great time when all of a sudden a bloke came out who had just been asked to leave the establishment for being a pissed minda. Anyhow, he walks out and starts on me in front of my family calling me every name under the sun. I went over to him and asked him to please leave as he was scaring the girls and the wanker planted one right on my nose and then head butted me. I ended up holding him waiting for the bar staff to come out and help calm him down and then he has told my missus and daughter to go **** themselves. I lost it at that stage and had to teach him a lesson. Ruined our night and I am still a bit peeved off he did that in front of my family

Bum Crack wrote:Went out for dinner Saturday night with my partner and our 20 year old daughter and her friend. We were eating our meal outside having a great time when all of a sudden a bloke came out who had just been asked to leave the establishment for being a pissed minda. Anyhow, he walks out and starts on me in front of my family calling me every name under the sun. I went over to him and asked him to please leave as he was scaring the girls and the wanker planted one right on my nose and then head butted me. I ended up holding him waiting for the bar staff to come out and help calm him down and then he has told my missus and daughter to go **** themselves. I lost it at that stage and had to teach him a lesson. Ruined our night and I am still a bit peeved off he did that in front of my family

Sorted him out then good and proper?

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:Went out for dinner Saturday night with my partner and our 20 year old daughter and her friend. We were eating our meal outside having a great time when all of a sudden a bloke came out who had just been asked to leave the establishment for being a pissed minda. Anyhow, he walks out and starts on me in front of my family calling me every name under the sun. I went over to him and asked him to please leave as he was scaring the girls and the wanker planted one right on my nose and then head butted me. I ended up holding him waiting for the bar staff to come out and help calm him down and then he has told my missus and daughter to go **** themselves. I lost it at that stage and had to teach him a lesson. Ruined our night and I am still a bit peeved off he did that in front of my family

Sorted him out then good and proper?

Yeah I had no choice in the end unfortunately. It was also mainly in self defence too as he had already landed two on me and when he got wild at the girls, I wasn't taking any chances.

Bum Crack wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:Went out for dinner Saturday night with my partner and our 20 year old daughter and her friend. We were eating our meal outside having a great time when all of a sudden a bloke came out who had just been asked to leave the establishment for being a pissed minda. Anyhow, he walks out and starts on me in front of my family calling me every name under the sun. I went over to him and asked him to please leave as he was scaring the girls and the wanker planted one right on my nose and then head butted me. I ended up holding him waiting for the bar staff to come out and help calm him down and then he has told my missus and daughter to go **** themselves. I lost it at that stage and had to teach him a lesson. Ruined our night and I am still a bit peeved off he did that in front of my family

Sorted him out then good and proper?

Yeah I had no choice in the end unfortunately. It was also mainly in self defence too as he had already landed two on me and when he got wild at the girls, I wasn't taking any chances.

Not only was he pissed but he's clearly stupid. There's blokes I'd have a crack at and then there's Bum Crack.

That’s really shit. Was there any security at this place?

True. I think BC could handle himself in a scrap.

Spargo wrote:That’s really shit. Was there any security at this place?

Yes, BC.

Spargo wrote:That’s really shit. Was there any security at this place?

Na no security. Not the type of place that needs security to be honest. Just one of those once in a blue moon incidents.

Bum Crack wrote:Yeah I had no choice in the end unfortunately. It was also mainly in self defence too as he had already landed two on me and when he got wild at the girls, I wasn't taking any chances.

Had a similar incident last year when the missus and I stayed in the city for the weekend, had some pissed minda's straight from the footy acting a bit lewd to the wife while we were having a quiet drink deciding where to go for dinner, it wasn't even 7pm, I'm not a fan of going into town since I've mellowed out and grown up.
I hope it didn't totally ruin your night.

The weather forecast for Saturday

Hangovers

Line up for fuel OTR on Victoria Ave.
Surprisingly busy.
Lined up behind a Captiva.
Waiting
Waiting
Waiting
And no other spots open up.

Then i see movement from inside the store where a table is, a woman comes out, has her Sunnies on, no attempt at an apology. Parks her car and takes her horrid flanellette shirt back inside to finish her coffee...

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Line up for fuel OTR on Victoria Ave.
Surprisingly busy.
Lined up behind a Captiva.
Waiting
Waiting
Waiting
And no other spots open up.

Then i see movement from inside the store where a table is, a woman comes out, has her Sunnies on, no attempt at an apology. Parks her car and takes her horrid flanellette shirt back inside to finish her coffee...

All Captiva drivers are c**ts

Craptiva's.