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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:26 am
by HH3
So this morning, someone here tells me their computers been a bit iffy lately, and they fiddle with it and it works, but today it's dead. Can I have a look?

I go in there. The covers off the side, I can see the fan spinning, the computers on. Screens black.

I push the monitor cable into the socket properly, and whatdayaknow? Its on.

This person has thought their computer was f**ked for weeks.

#retirementliving

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:41 am
by Booney
#geeks2you

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:43 am
by Footy Chick
Losing 10 years worth of phone numbers yesterday after dropping a phone for the first time ever. :?

(so please send me your number if mine is in your phone)


and Yes, I tried retrieving them by plugging it into my laptop but because I have swipe security, It won't let me into it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:47 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:#geeks2you


#commonsense2you

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:02 am
by Lightning McQueen
Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:13 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

What was the horses name?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:26 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

What was the horses name?

Left Hand Man, ran in the 1st, watching the replay I can see where it all turned to shit, pretty dumb really, should have it so there's a band around hist wrist.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:35 am
by Dutchy
Get ready to be disappointed with Jockeys for most of their rides!

One of my first experiences, we hit the lead in a $40k 2yo race with 50m to go, Matt Neilsen looks over his right shoulder sees nothing coming, stops using whip and a horses comes thru on the left of him and we lose by a nose :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:37 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:45 am
by Lightning McQueen
Dutchy wrote:Get ready to be disappointed with Jockeys for most of their rides!

One of my first experiences, we hit the lead in a $40k 2yo race with 50m to go, Matt Neilsen looks over his right shoulder sees nothing coming, stops using whip and a horses comes thru on the left of him and we lose by a nose :(

Ouch.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:48 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Shit, seen it drifting but went to the mounting yard with 10 minutes to go, I was feeling good with it's jump and then finding the rails at the right time, we were expecting him to sit at the back but all went well to go forward, overall the run has installed confidence in us, would love to see a shorter journey with Cahill on him or Kah for anything over 1100.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:43 pm
by Pag
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Shit, seen it drifting but went to the mounting yard with 10 minutes to go, I was feeling good with it's jump and then finding the rails at the right time, we were expecting him to sit at the back but all went well to go forward, overall the run has installed confidence in us, would love to see a shorter journey with Cahill on him or Kah for anything over 1100.

What are your approximate costs LM? Would love to get involved in horse ownership down the line, no idea what I'd be up for $$$ wise though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:45 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.


Jumped at $71 fixed...

Shit, seen it drifting but went to the mounting yard with 10 minutes to go, I was feeling good with it's jump and then finding the rails at the right time, we were expecting him to sit at the back but all went well to go forward, overall the run has installed confidence in us, would love to see a shorter journey with Cahill on him or Kah for anything over 1100.


Just seen who rode it, Mr Pellet gun man! An absolute dickhead, who isn't 100% committed to being a jockey.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 12:49 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Just seen who rode it, Mr Pellet gun man! An absolute dickhead, who isn't 100% committed to being a jockey.

Yeah, wasn't amused when I seen who.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:19 pm
by Dutchy
My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:58 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Dutchy wrote:My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:

Refund?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:01 pm
by heater31
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:

Refund?
Don't be silly. Offer mates the ticket....only rule is they have to buy the equivalent ticket amount in piss before Dutchy will buy them one back!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:38 pm
by Mr Beefy
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Our horse had it's first run on Saturday at Morphettville, was paying $41 for the win, $8.50 the place, gets a rails run as he joined the leaders turning home, jockey drops the whip at the top of the straight and the horse sits one paced all the way home to run 4th, we wont be seeing 41's again.

What was the horses name?

Left Hand Man, ran in the 1st, watching the replay I can see where it all turned to shit, pretty dumb really, should have it so there's a band around hist wrist.
I know some people with a share in that horse. Do you know the other owners?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:43 pm
by amber_fluid
Footy Chick wrote:Losing 10 years worth of phone numbers yesterday after dropping a phone for the first time ever. :?

(so please send me your number if mine is in your phone)


and Yes, I tried retrieving them by plugging it into my laptop but because I have swipe security, It won't let me into it.


Just post your number on here.
Surely that’s easier for EVERYONE.

:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 6:19 pm
by Dutchy
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:My son getting an offer to become a Junior Member of the SACA ($200) 1 month after paying $385 for an Associate Ticket for him :evil:

Refund?


Ive asked the question, see what they say, in the meantime if someone wants an Associate Ticket for $350 (10% discount ;) ) for the season PM me :D