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Magellan wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

Corona Man wrote:One lane each way through 2 tunnels between airport & the city...... bloody ridiculous.

I thought you were explaining my ex for a second there.

Bet she made you pay a toll as well.

Frequently closed for maintenance too.... and always at the worst possible times

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Are you blokes suggesting an alternate root?

Must be annoy LM day, got one older bloke that sits nearby that eats with his mouth open and then talks with his mouth full, yet he is one of the most learned and well mannered people I've ever met.
One chick has had the shits on all day and has whinged constantly with every call that she's had, another just yells when she talks no matter how close you are to her and we have a toucher, she's relatively new but can't talk to me without touching my arm or shoulder or something, it's weird, everyone pays me out about it when she's not around.

Eat your lunch with your mouth open yelling at everyone and touching yourself. Should keep them at bay.

Booney wrote:Eat your lunch with your mouth open yelling at everyone and touching yourself. Should keep them at bay.

I can complete one of the three tasks.

Lightning McQueen wrote:Must be annoy LM day, got one older bloke that sits nearby that eats with his mouth open and then talks with his mouth full, yet he is one of the most learned and well mannered people I've ever met.
One chick has had the shits on all day and has whinged constantly with every call that she's had, another just yells when she talks no matter how close you are to her and we have a toucher, she's relatively new but can't talk to me without touching my arm or shoulder or something, it's weird, everyone pays me out about it when she's not around.

Xmas party should be good with her there...

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Must be annoy LM day, got one older bloke that sits nearby that eats with his mouth open and then talks with his mouth full, yet he is one of the most learned and well mannered people I've ever met.
One chick has had the shits on all day and has whinged constantly with every call that she's had, another just yells when she talks no matter how close you are to her and we have a toucher, she's relatively new but can't talk to me without touching my arm or shoulder or something, it's weird, everyone pays me out about it when she's not around.

Xmas party should be good with her there...

They prove to make me more nervous than I should be, the first one that my wife came to she had to put up with another chick telling her that she always thought her and I would end up together, from then on I had to reel in the jokes and shit I used to say to her.

She still beelines the missus at Christmas shows and asks lots of questions that she shouldn't.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Must be annoy LM day, got one older bloke that sits nearby that eats with his mouth open and then talks with his mouth full, yet he is one of the most learned and well mannered people I've ever met.
One chick has had the shits on all day and has whinged constantly with every call that she's had, another just yells when she talks no matter how close you are to her and we have a toucher, she's relatively new but can't talk to me without touching my arm or shoulder or something, it's weird, everyone pays me out about it when she's not around.

Xmas party should be good with her there...

They prove to make me more nervous than I should be, the first one that my wife came to she had to put up with another chick telling her that she always thought her and I would end up together, from then on I had to reel in the jokes and shit I used to say to her.

She still beelines the missus at Christmas shows and asks lots of questions that she shouldn't.

Now you have the one who fancies you competing with Ms touchy

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Lightning McQueen wrote:

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:Must be annoy LM day, got one older bloke that sits nearby that eats with his mouth open and then talks with his mouth full, yet he is one of the most learned and well mannered people I've ever met.
One chick has had the shits on all day and has whinged constantly with every call that she's had, another just yells when she talks no matter how close you are to her and we have a toucher, she's relatively new but can't talk to me without touching my arm or shoulder or something, it's weird, everyone pays me out about it when she's not around.

Xmas party should be good with her there...

They prove to make me more nervous than I should be, the first one that my wife came to she had to put up with another chick telling her that she always thought her and I would end up together, from then on I had to reel in the jokes and shit I used to say to her.

She still beelines the missus at Christmas shows and asks lots of questions that she shouldn't.

Take the Twister Board next party?

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Now you have the one who fancies you competing with Ms touchy

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They're only human.

JK wrote:
Take the Twister Board next party?

It would actually get used, the shooters start after dinner and get a fair thrashing.

forgetting to back 3 blacked booked horses today

2 of them won.....

When someone's quote appears to end midway through a sentence when I go to quote it.

I f*** it up every time.

Lightning McQueen wrote:When someone's quote appears to end midway through a senten

I’ve got no idea what you’re talking about...

Spargo wrote:When someone's quote appears to end midway through a senten

I’ve got no idea what you’re talking about...[/quote]

This.

******* head lice.

my beard is now several inches shorter than it was yesterday morning cos i made the mistake of hugging the kids when we got home last night.....

how are these still a thing? c'mon science, eradicate those little bastards

tipper wrote:******* head lice.

my beard is now several inches shorter than it was yesterday morning cos i made the mistake of hugging the kids when we got home last night.....

how are these still a thing? c'mon science, eradicate those little bastards

I had a similar problem when I woke this morning but it wasn't my beard.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

tipper wrote:******* head lice.

my beard is now several inches shorter than it was yesterday morning cos i made the mistake of hugging the kids when we got home last night.....

how are these still a thing? c'mon science, eradicate those little bastards

I had a similar problem when I woke this morning but it wasn't my beard.

But it's always been several inches shorter, no matter who you hug, right?

Magellan wrote:But it's always been several inches shorter, no matter who you hug, right?

$20 is $20.


It was my anniversary yesterday BTW.

Customers, some, not all.

Worked on a D&C project where the client wanted top end finishes, performance, aesthetics.

Did some design work, lots of it ( at no charge ) over several weeks some months ago, finalised the job, it was supplied and installed. Final invoices come in and there's groans and mumbles of discontent. I told you what it was going to cost. I didn't charge anything for the design, let along what a consultant would have charged and the client is ( as I understand ) very happy with the end product and WTF?