SA Footy

Bum Crack wrote:

Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.

How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?

Can someone tell him I know everything please?

Booney wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.

How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?

Can someone tell him I know everything please?

No you don't. I don't have a lemon tree

Bum Crack wrote:

Booney wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Booney wrote:Oh, and wash you hands after you piss on the lemon tree you dirty bastard.

How did you know I have a special pissing spot in the back yard?

Can someone tell him I know everything please?

No you don't. I don't have a lemon tree

Pubs....

Booney wrote:Pubs....

I just want a ******* beer from a frosty cold pint glass

heater31 wrote:

Booney wrote:Pubs....

I just want a ******* beer from a frosty cold pint glass

Still showing no crowds at sports from June 8, so where does that leave Ammo's footy etc that say they need crowds or wont go ahead?

Bum Crack wrote:

Booney wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:I see stage 1 allows 5 visitors at home. Isn't it already set at 10 people can be at home in SA?

Yes, stage 1 we've sort of been in all along.

Ok so I can still have 10 people in total at my joint tomorrow for a BBQ?

Say its a funeral and its 30!

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Booney wrote:Uni, TAFE, RTO's back to face to face training from Monday

I seriously doubt it.

Pseudo wrote:

Booney wrote:Uni, TAFE, RTO's back to face to face training from Monday

I seriously doubt it.

See above.

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:

Booney wrote:

Bum Crack wrote:I see stage 1 allows 5 visitors at home. Isn't it already set at 10 people can be at home in SA?

Yes, stage 1 we've sort of been in all along.

Ok so I can still have 10 people in total at my joint tomorrow for a BBQ?

Say its a funeral and its 30!

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Easy done - just say a few words over the pig as you turn it on the spit.

South Rd Edwardstown back to a car park again. Traffic everywhere

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claims it can treat “Wuhan coronavirus” with light ‘recipes’.

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a box of matches. All you have to do is self isolate at midnight, light the magic candle, then
simply walk around it backwards chanting 'there's no place like home' 5 million times.
If you remain conscious, I can (almost) guarantee covid 19 will have magically disappeared!

For just $50.00 you can upgrade to my deluxe kit that comes with ruby slippers and directions
home from Kansas (storms permitting). You must hurry though! This is definitely a limited offer
and all customers must sign a statutory declaration claiming an I.Q. less than 5 and photographic
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Order forms are coming soon! Don't you be the one to miss out!

Luv,
Sabre.

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?

AdFL are good to go then

Dutchy wrote:

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?

AdFL are good to go then

Marshall was clear that it's non contact sport that can start back up and only in groups of 10.

Footy is a ways off yet.

Booney wrote:

Dutchy wrote:

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?

AdFL are good to go then

Marshall was clear that it's non contact sport that can start back up and only in groups of 10.

Footy is a ways off yet.

Not the way I played...put me in coach!

Jim05 wrote:South Rd Edwardstown back to a car park again. Traffic everywhere

I thought the same this morning - well it was nice while it lasted

Geez looks like I have 2 more months of holidays!
Well, its been a while but I'm off for a camping trip somewhere on Monday, might as well!

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?

Stage 3 will happen after 8th June

Bluedemon wrote:

Booney wrote:If gatherings of 20 are stage 2 and 100 are in stage 3 then footy can't start until stage 3, surely?

Stage 3 will happen after 8th June

Each stage will be a minimum of 2 weeks.

These restrictions are just so ridiculous now.
I would have far less chance of catching anything if i attended a country footy game in outdoor space with 1000 other people than i would if i go to the supermarket.
Not that there is any chance of catching this thing anyway.
This has gone on long enough, it is now at the point where the death toll will be far bigger by keeping restrictions than opening up the state.
We need to go it alone on our restrictions like the NT have done