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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:41 pm
by Dutchy
Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:48 pm
by Corona Man
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:

Hubert Hopperman?

PS- Google Hubert Opperman to get the joke.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:52 pm
by Trader
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:


Means he's probably lighter than you, he's got an unfair advantage, don't worry about it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:53 pm
by woodublieve12
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:


:lol: my brother stood a guy from walkerville once with one hand... Thought it would be an easy day, proceeded to get one of the biggest baths he's ever had :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:10 pm
by Booney
woodublieve12 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:


:lol: my brother stood a guy from walkerville once with one hand... Thought it would be an easy day, proceeded to get one of the biggest baths he's ever had :lol:


Had him stumped how to beat him?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:30 pm
by Dutchy
Trader wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Out for a bike ride at lunch time got passed by another cyclist, not uncommon for someone so unfit like myself, except the guy only had one leg :oops:


Means he's probably lighter than you, he's got an unfair advantage, don't worry about it.


Yeah he had me covered before the leg thing, but it did go through my mind.

Still wasnt my most embarrassing thing on a bike, going up Norton Summit one day, huffing and puffing, and a 70yo grandma went flying past.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:24 pm
by Dutchy
Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:25 pm
by Corona Man
Dutchy wrote:Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day :evil:

Go for a bike ride mate.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:11 pm
by Brodlach
Dutchy wrote:Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day :evil:

I’d be cheering :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 8:07 pm
by locky801
Dutchy wrote:Went to Victor this morning and get back to workplace to find it shut, bomb threat, now sitting at home and cant work as laptop is stuck in there, whata day :evil:



work in a bank by any chance ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:39 am
by Pseudo
Worked at home for most of last week thanks to that mendacious pizza shop employee.

Got the email Friday that with restrictions lifting we could return to the office. So this morning I bundle in to the car and make the trek northwards.

Get to the workplace to find the roads into the car park are closed for roadworks. Have to circle about and park in siberia then trudge to the office.

Fire up the email and find a message from the VC, sent Saturday, dictating that all staff who could work at home should continue to do so until next week :roll:

Then I remember that the work I was doing on Friday remains on my laptop at home; I forgot to upload it so I could work on it here.

And the office airconditioner is still kaput.


Today can GGF. Reckon I'll be heading home by lunchtime.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:15 am
by Booney
My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:16 am
by MW
Booney wrote:My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.


Yeah I'm partaking also...it's the one spot on my face I can grow decent hair on :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 10:41 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

I won't even attempt one as I look like an 80's porn star after 3 days.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 11:16 am
by Magellan
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:My pathetic Movember effort. My oestrogen levels must be through the roof.

No, I'm not posting a pic.

I won't even attempt one as I look like an 80's porn star after 3 days.

What's a juiced-out porn star got to do with growing a moe?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:46 pm
by stan
******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:18 am
by Lightning McQueen
stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.

It keeps them quiet though ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:36 am
by MatteeG
stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.


LOL- I found the kids in my footy team who played fortnite were more timid. The thugs had no/minimal electronics :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:33 am
by stan
MatteeG wrote:
stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.


LOL- I found the kids in my footy team who played fortnite were more timid. The thugs had no/minimal electronics [emoji38]
That is interesting.

I have found a few that are very frustrated and have issues whenever they are challenge.

Interesting to hear other people's perspective. I must admit, I have been terribly pissy over the last few days.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:38 am
by whufc
stan wrote:
MatteeG wrote:
stan wrote:******* idiot parents that are so stupid they let there 8 or 9 year olds play Fortnite, no surprise the little shit is a shit bag thug.


LOL- I found the kids in my footy team who played fortnite were more timid. The thugs had no/minimal electronics [emoji38]
That is interesting.

I have found a few that are very frustrated and have issues whenever they are challenge.

Interesting to hear other people's perspective. I must admit, I have been terribly pissy over the last few days.


Personal experience working in OSHC's and kids sports programs is that thuggish behaviour was more reflective of their parents than their interests at home.

I know a couple of mates who were the biggest Eminem wearing teenage gangsters, their kids are definitely made from the same cloth. Whilst I was a scared little cat and my kids very much have this personality trait including my eldest who is somewhat into 'gaming'