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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2022 12:09 pm
by Booney
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault

He had already distinguished that.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2022 10:05 pm
by Pseudo
Not enjoying the crawl down South Rd this evening, I turned off to cut through Edwardstown, and was immediately stopped by the boom gates at the train crossing.

SEVEN minutes later - having waited for FOUR seperate trains - the boom gates finally lifted.

So I drove forward across the tracks and continued down the street. Within 30 seconds I glanced in the rear vision mirror and saw red flashing lights. The boom gates were down again. Within. Thirty. Bloody. Seconds.

Somewhere there is an idiot in charge of road safety, who determined the deficient algorithm by which these boom gates function. I hope there is a special corner of hell reserved for this person, in which (s)he will spend eternity waiting behind a boom gate which never rises.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2022 11:39 am
by Jimmy_041
Excel

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2022 11:45 am
by MW
Pseudo wrote:Not enjoying the crawl down South Rd this evening, I turned off to cut through Edwardstown, and was immediately stopped by the boom gates at the train crossing.

SEVEN minutes later - having waited for FOUR seperate trains - the boom gates finally lifted.

So I drove forward across the tracks and continued down the street. Within 30 seconds I glanced in the rear vision mirror and saw red flashing lights. The boom gates were down again. Within. Thirty. Bloody. Seconds.

Somewhere there is an idiot in charge of road safety, who determined the deficient algorithm by which these boom gates function. I hope there is a special corner of hell reserved for this person, in which (s)he will spend eternity waiting behind a boom gate which never rises.


Some crash and chemical spill apparently

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2022 7:08 pm
by Vamos
"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2022 8:16 pm
by DOC
Labor

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2022 8:19 pm
by Brodlach
DOC wrote:Labor

How many hours have been in it?


Water broke?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2022 8:34 pm
by stan
Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
It's not a hole, it's an undisclosed creator.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2022 9:07 pm
by The Dark Knight
Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
This is been stuck in my head for at least a week now and reminded me of this KFC Buckethead ad-
https://youtu.be/ipAXr2fbZps

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2022 10:12 pm
by saintal
Any dealings with ticketek. Incompetent organisation.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 9:49 am
by MW
Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"


I'll vote labor purely because of this ad now.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 10:17 am
by Dutchy
How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 10:43 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm
Bingo.
Every side is just daft

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 11:31 am
by gadj1976
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Spot on.

Hence I'll keep voting informal till someone gives me a reason to vote for them.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:01 pm
by cracka
Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"

I thought midnight lat night was the last we would hear that.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:02 pm
by shoe boy
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:14 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
shoe boy wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
They all lie.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:20 pm
by Lightning McQueen
gadj1976 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Spot on.

Hence I'll keep voting informal till someone gives me a reason to vote for them.

Yep, sooner or later a drawn picture of a penis will win the election.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2022 12:32 pm
by heater31
shoe boy wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
As opposed to a bloke that has no clue what he's talking about!