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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2022 11:24 am
by Armchair expert
am Bays wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
MW wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Anzac Highway ******* disgrace

Build a train line down the middle and be done with it


Diddums...
try crossing Anzac on Marion rd of an evening and then come see me


Take public transport, read a book

peaceful


Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???


Is it back running again?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2022 11:35 am
by RB
am Bays wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
MW wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Anzac Highway ******* disgrace

Build a train line down the middle and be done with it


Diddums...
try crossing Anzac on Marion rd of an evening and then come see me


Take public transport, read a book

peaceful


Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???


Especially if said book is 'The Australian Breast Enthusiast'.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2022 11:37 am
by amber_fluid
am Bays wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
MW wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:Anzac Highway ******* disgrace

Build a train line down the middle and be done with it


Diddums...
try crossing Anzac on Marion rd of an evening and then come see me


Take public transport, read a book

peaceful


Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???


That’s not a book it’s their parole details

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2022 12:12 pm
by Lightning McQueen
am Bays wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
Take public transport, read a book

peaceful


Do you know the funny looks you get reading a book on the Gawler Central line???

You get weirder ones when you start adjusting your pecker at the same time.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 6:54 am
by Wedgie
When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to. :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 9:13 am
by Booney
Wedgie wrote:When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to. :evil:


Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then? 8)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 10:15 am
by Bum Crack
Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to. :evil:


Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then? 8)

She'd be pumped. Remember what happened last time she went to watch a Geelong game with him?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 11:15 am
by Booney
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 11:38 am
by Wedgie
Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to. :evil:


Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then? 8)

Nah, first time. She's dead keen. That'll change.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 11:39 am
by Wedgie
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:When you're ready to drive interstate at 5.30 in the morning and the missus insist you wait till 6am so she can "wake up" when all she has to do is get into the passenger's side and fall back asleep if she wants to. :evil:


Excited to go, she's been to Geelong before then? 8)

She'd be pumped. Remember what happened last time she went to watch a Geelong game with him?

Yep, we thrashed Essendon at the MCG after a nice presidents lunch. :D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 12:25 pm
by Armchair expert
Had a new phone number for a week and already got a scam call ffs

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 12:52 pm
by The Bedge
Guy was supposed to attend a job today - didn't - i tried calling him half a dozen times, so he went for a short drive out of mobile reception.

Sent him a text to his car radio. Ignored.

Still not answering calls, phone off.

Little does he know I have an app that shows me where he is at all times and his movements.. :evil:

Meanwhile i'm getting my arse kicked about this bloke not being there for the job.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 12:54 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
The Bedge wrote:Guy was supposed to attend a job today - didn't - i tried calling him half a dozen times, so he went for a short drive out of mobile reception.

Sent him a text to his car radio. Ignored.

Still not answering calls, phone off.

Little does he know I have an app that shows me where he is at all times and his movements.. :evil:

Meanwhile i'm getting my arse kicked about this bloke not being there for the job.
Does he get the ' have a good weekend, don't come Monday '?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:03 pm
by The Bedge
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Does he get the ' have a good weekend, don't come Monday '?

Sadly not. It's bullshit.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:17 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:Guy was supposed to attend a job today - didn't - i tried calling him half a dozen times, so he went for a short drive out of mobile reception.

Sent him a text to his car radio. Ignored.

Still not answering calls, phone off.

Little does he know I have an app that shows me where he is at all times and his movements.. :evil:

Meanwhile i'm getting my arse kicked about this bloke not being there for the job.


Surely he turned the phone off before he went for the drive so you can’t track him?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:23 pm
by The Bedge
amber_fluid wrote:Surely he turned the phone off before he went for the drive so you can’t track him?

Car has IVMS, can't drive without me knowing where it is.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:40 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Surely he turned the phone off before he went for the drive so you can’t track him?

Car has IVMS, can't drive without me knowing where it is.


Yeah right.
I assumed phone tracking.

He’s ****!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 1:42 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
I had tracking on a work van..
Surprised they didn't pick up that I spent so much time at golf courses... [emoji3]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 3:50 pm
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I had tracking on a work van..
Surprised they didn't pick up that I spent so much time at golf courses... [emoji3]

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They were probably glad ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2022 3:57 pm
by Jimmy_041
I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending

I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again