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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:28 pm
by Vamos
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.


Sorry but that's bloody funny :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:43 pm
by Jimmy_041
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.


I thought penguins liked that sort of weather???

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:52 pm
by dedja
LOL, I forgot about the penguins :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 7:57 am
by Brodlach
I chortled too


First world problems

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:25 am
by Booney
Mowed the lawn last night. Will have to mow it again tomorrow.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:52 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Mowed the lawn last night. Will have to mow it again tomorrow.

Not up to the wife’s standard?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:54 am
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Mowed the lawn last night. Will have to mow it again tomorrow.

Not up to the wife’s standard?


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 9:31 am
by another grub
Not getting email notifications on Samsung ph anymore? All notifications are turned on? :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:04 am
by mal
The thread page numbers getting closer to my birth year

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:12 am
by Brodlach
mal wrote:The thread page numbers getting closer to my birth year

Is the page number going backwards?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 10:23 am
by DOC
another grub wrote:Not getting email notifications on Samsung ph anymore? All notifications are turned on? :roll:


Power the phone off. Then restart.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:03 am
by mighty_tiger_79
DOC wrote:
another grub wrote:Not getting email notifications on Samsung ph anymore? All notifications are turned on? :roll:


Power the phone off. Then restart.


Ask Santa for an upgrade

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:08 am
by another grub
Santa giving me a Hanson Rd voucher, as per every year :goodman:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:31 am
by Footy Chick
Brodlach wrote:I chortled too


First world problems


Apologies, I didn't realise this thread was reserved for third world problems only

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:36 am
by Brodlach
Footy Chick wrote:
Brodlach wrote:I chortled too


First world problems


Apologies, I didn't realise this thread was reserved for third world problems only

C’mon FC you know I was just taking the p155

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 11:52 am
by Lightning McQueen
mal wrote:The thread page numbers getting closer to my birth year

BC?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
another grub wrote:Santa giving me a Hanson Rd voucher, as per every year :goodman:

It’s weird, I’ve been working nearby for 3 months now and haven’t seen one in my travels yet

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:19 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.

There’s plenty of cricket enthusiasts that have no doubt blown a Gayle

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:29 pm
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.

There’s plenty of cricket enthusiasts that have no doubt blown a Gayle

“Don’t blush, baby…”

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:48 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Things that give me the shits today

1. The wind - I haven't been able to put the penguins out since the rain started - and now that it's stopped, it's blowing a gale. :?
2. Unwrapping a Golden Gaytime, only for half the crumbs to fall on the floor before I had a chance to take a bite.

There’s plenty of cricket enthusiasts that have no doubt blown a Gayle


Bit before my sisters time.